Sexual activity - how often?

Grim

After searching though after hours I can't see a thread like this... I'm sure one or more have been posted on the subject but its been a while (no pun intended) so I'll post away!

Question is how many times a week do you have sex? for the thread itself ... how often would you like it if you could get it as much as you wanted?

joe.

That is a very personal question. You searched for a thread like this

monkeyfudge

Grim wrote:

After searching though after hours I can't see a thread like this...

Really? Almost all the threads I see these days are like this...


sigh....

don't mind me... I'm just cranky because I don't get laid often enough...

crang

Bout 7 times a week. But it is in the early days of the relationship. I'm sure that will all change. ask me in a year and i'll probably be saying once a month. If she's not mad with me.

Grim

joe. wrote:

That is a very personal question. You searched for a thread like this

I'm questioning my perfermance and want to compare myself to the gereral standard. You don't have to answer.

][cEMAN**

I'm still a virgin. At 30 (close to it) i'm still a virgin. Anyone want to give me a helping hand here? Mine is starting to cramp up.

TerrorFirmer

' wrote:

[cEMAN**']I'm still a virgin. At 30 (close to it) i'm still a virgin. Anyone want to give me a helping hand here? Mine is starting to cramp up.

Are you really serious?

Anyway, about four/five times a week for me. That equates to everytime I see my GF, which is 2 or 3 days a week.

If we moved in together, I'd say it would be at least 14 times a week....!

][cEMAN**

I remember reading this thing in the newspaper where this virgin in his 20's or 30's or something needed to get laid or he'd die. All of these page 3 models offered to be the one to sleep with him.

Well I don't have that (i've already asked the doctor ) but I really do want to lose my virginity before I hit 30. So it would be nice if anyone here wanted to meet me

cournioni

I'm lucky if I get it once a week because I don't have a girlfriend so its pretty much only ever Fridays or Saturdays when I'm out and the girl is up for it. I've had it 6 times in the last two months.

If I was in a relationship it would probably be twice a day if I have my way... :P

Blisterman

Who picked over 20?

Zyox

Yore Ma at a guess.

(Had to be said.)

SantaHoe

Zyox wrote:

Yore Ma at a guess.

(Had to be said.)

LMAO
pld.
You made me blow ciggy smoke very forcefully out my nostrels while I was inhaling... God that stings.

rymus

PORNAPSTER wrote:

If I was in a relationship it would probably be twice a day if I have my way... :P

or twice a year if she had hers....

women! :rolleyes:

TerrorFirmer

rymus wrote:

or twice a year if she had hers....

women! :rolleyes:

What the hell kind of woman do you know!

Lol....I suppose probably a married one!

KTRIC

When you start going out you can get it a couple of times a week, then after 3 years of living together I'm very lucky to get it once a week

Feenikusu

Virgin, and don't want to change that.

TerrorFirmer

Feenikusu wrote:

Virgin, and don't want to change that.

Ever....?

Crucifix

At the moment, approximately nothing.
How often would I like it?: Eh, maybe three times a week.

LoneGunM@n

I'm in a long term loving relationship, so I'm lucky if I get it twice a week

monkeyfudge

Blisterman wrote:

Who picked over 20?

Hey! The poll doesn't say the sexual activity has to be with other people!

Zulu

Zyox wrote:

Yore Ma at a guess.

(Had to be said.)

LMAO Good man.

Feenikusu

MobileInfantry wrote:

Ever....?

Probably not, but not at the moment.
The bigger problem is that nobody will be willing to change that, so...:rolleyes:

Dr.Feelgood

Feenikusu wrote:

Virgin, and don't want to change that.

You cant say that!!
You'd be missing out on a whole part of your humanity.

Dont insult the gift of life that you have got by not accepting one of its most great gifts!!

Well like i'm suggesting you try it before you knock it-i know you havent knocked it but......

I know its your choice and all-i'd spontaneously combust if i didnt orgasm either self induced or not at least once in a week.


BOLD BOLD UNDERLINE UNDERLINE from eh, "i'd" to the "." after "week".

delly

@ ][cEMAN**, a/s/l?

(Had to be said, as well)

][cEMAN**

27/m/north - and i'm very serious about this.

Pinkchick03

' wrote:

[cEMAN**']27/m/north - and i'm very serious about this.

In relationship near 5 years and we engage in sexual activity as much as possible

Iceman - are you looking for someone to take ur virginity??? You really want a model for your first? Would be nice to say though

Sarky

Bah, I thought the most depressing threads were the ones featuring inordinate concentrations of blinding stupidity, making you despair for the non-future of humanity, but no, you people have to go one better and tell me how much more often you're getting laid. Bastards.

gimmick

For this thread to be worth anything, it should have been a public poll. And besides, what is this, a voyeur forum?

Im happy enough anyways.

Beruthiel

Sarky wrote:

you people have to go one better and tell me how much more often you're getting laid. Bastards.

they're nerds on puters for gods sake sarky
you know they're all liars!
'cept for me, I voted 20 because there was no 40 option, and you know I never lie

the_syco

Still a virgin

How much would I like sex a week? I'd settle 1 a week @ the mo (some sex is better than no sex), but I'd like it to be at least once a week during the winter. And at least 4 times a week during the summer.

KlodaX

' wrote:

[cEMAN**']27/m/north - and i'm very serious about this.

bull sh!* ... I couldn't be bothered searching through your previous posts for evidence that you aren't a virgin ... but I know they are there!

KlodaX

the_syco wrote:

Still a virgin

How much would I like sex a week? I'd settle 1 a week @ the mo (some sex is better than no sex), but I'd like it to be at least once a week during the winter. And at least 4 times a week during the summer.

why only once in the winter and 4 times in the summer?

Beruthiel

KlodaX wrote:

why only once in the winter

difficult to do when it's freezing and his nob is so small he can't find it

][cEMAN**

Beruthiel wrote:

difficult to do when it's freezing and his nob is so small he can't find it

:eek: :eek: :eek:

OMG, you're such a b1tch!!

...that really turns me on

jonny68

was 4-6 up 8 weks ago now since the split nothing.......

Gilgamesh

Beruthiel wrote:

'cept for me, I voted 20 because there was no 40 option, and you know I never lie

they are talking about how many times they have sex not their Age

Berger

Well I don't have that (i've already asked the doctor ) but I really do want to lose my virginity before I hit 30. So it would be nice if anyone here wanted to meet me

Christ Iceman, have some dignity and stop posting in this thread, you're absolutely pathetic.

TerrorFirmer

Gilgamesh wrote:

they are talking about how many times they have sex not their Age

No, she was just answering the question "how many times would you WANT to"

Finch*

monkeyfudge wrote:

Hey! The poll doesn't say the sexual activity has to be with other people!

lol cant argue with that!

Gilgamesh

MobileInfantry wrote:

No, she was just answering the question "how many times would you WANT to"

oooohhh!!!! taking defense position Mobile?
must be jealous, tse tse tse

Beruthiel

' wrote:

[cEMAN**']
OMG, you're such a b1tch!!

I do try

...that really turns me on

*sudder*


/puts Gilgamesh on ignore

Mobile =

Gilgamesh

Beruthiel wrote:

/puts Gilgamesh on ignore

does that mean you can't read this


bala bala bala bala bala bala

sorry, couldn't resist, just back from holidays

][cEMAN**

Beruthiel wrote:

*sudder*

Yet another rejection. Maybe I should go post in PI or something. "Beruthiel keeps rejecting me, what should I do?"

TerrorFirmer

Gilgamesh wrote:

oooohhh!!!! taking defense position Mobile?
must be jealous, tse tse tse

Oooohhh!!!! taking "I'd better lick up to Berutheil" position Giglamesh?

But yes, I am so jealous, because you see, even though I don't know anything about her, or who she is, or indeed what she looks like, her name alone is raw beauty and awe instilling, in such a way that when i think of beauty, I think "Berutheil" and I have this fantasy that someday we will marry.....

Hello Berutheil my pretty, soon my time will come.

You will learn to love me.

Gilgamesh

MobileInfantry wrote:

Oooohhh!!!! taking "I'd better lick up to Berutheil" position Giglamesh?

But yes, I am so jealous, because you see, even though I don't know anything about her, or who she is, or indeed what she looks like, her name alone is raw beauty and awe instilling, in such a way that when i think of beauty, I think "Berutheil" and I have this fantasy that someday we will marry.....

Hello Berutheil my pretty, soon my time will come.

You will learn to love me.

you should really get out more

/edit or, maybe not, there are people out there

petes

Gilgamesh wrote:

you should really get out more

/edit or, maybe not, there are people out there

He really should cos he is that far up Beruthiel's arse he might get stuck.

Beruthiel

' wrote:

[cEMAN**']Yet another rejection. Maybe I should go post in PI or something. "Beruthiel keeps rejecting me, what should I do?"

I wouldn't bother
people will only laugh at you

Mobile
it's people like you that make me very glad there are wires, buildings, miles between us...

Sarky

MobileInfantry wrote:

Oooohhh!!!! taking "I'd better lick up to Berutheil" position Giglamesh?

If you're going to lick up to someone, you might as well go for he one with the best mafia connections.

][cEMAN**

What did I ever do to you?

Gilgamesh

' wrote:

[cEMAN**']What did I ever do to you?

wasn't it YOU who NEVER did do anything to anyone???

TerrorFirmer

it's people like you that make me very glad there are wires, buildings, miles between us...

Wires...? The only wires I can think of are phone lines, on which I could call upon you....! :eek:

Unless wire as in wire you would use to strangle me