Insulted

tintinr35

whats the most insulting thing anyone has ever said to u

Caesar_Bojangle

"You're so sexy I want to stick some pork in your ass"


The last time I ever shopped in that gay butchers.

Agent Smith

"your mothers so ugly, that even I wouldnt have sex with her....."

pookie pixie

Me in yellow jacket.....
Friend:"I hope they are paying you well.....manning a lighthouse by yourself cant be easy". Insulting but oh so very funny.

When i was younger my sister would mame me with lines such as
"beem me up spotty"
"hey theres a face on your pizza"
"yeah well you have spots"
"hows your relationship with......oh wait there is noone"

Me: "eat a sandwich or something will ya"
Sister: "please stop eating"

pwd

"you're not that good looking"

Pet

pookie pixie wrote:

Me in yellow jacket.....
Friend:"I hope they are paying you well.....manning a lighthouse by yourself cant be easy". Insulting but oh so very funny.

When i was younger my sister would mame me with lines such as
"beem me up spotty"
"hey theres a face on your pizza"
"yeah well you have spots"
"hows your relationship with......oh wait there is noone"

Me: "eat a sandwich or something will ya"
Sister: "please stop eating"

You should slap that bitch.

Panjo1982

The worst insult i ever got was,
Your ma's like a kit-kat 4 fingers for 30p(was a long time ago).
I actually put the guy who said it into hospital i beat him so bad.. :mad:

FranknFurter

In an arguement with a (d)rag queen once, I was told,..............sniff"................sob.................whimper....................... "You, dear boy, are past it!"


:mad:

It was HORRIBLE, .......I'll never forgive that beotch!..........Moi, "past it"....huh....AS-IF!!:mad:

The_B_Man

off the top of me head, i was at me da's uncles funeral and later when i got home i was hangin about wit a mate. i was sayin that it kinda bummed me out seein me granda cryin and stuff, so he said to me "ah would u shuttup, ur just pretendin to be upset, u dont really care!".

twas quite insulting, & pissed me off so i told him to f**k off and went in.

cant think of any slags i got that were bad though. just ppl falsely accusin me of stuff and thinkin I fancied ppl I didnt! THAT i found insulting!

Panjo1982

The_B_Man wrote:

off the top of me head, i was at me da's uncles funeral and later when i got home i was hangin about wit a mate. i was sayin that it kinda bummed me out seein me granda cryin and stuff, so he said to me "ah would u shuttup, ur just pretendin to be upset, u dont really care!".

twas quite insulting, & pissed me off so i told him to f**k off and went in.

cant think of any slags i got that were bad though. just ppl falsely accusin me of stuff and thinkin I fancied ppl I didnt! THAT i found insulting!

You sir are a tosser.......

tintinr35

bump

skywalker

Caesar_Bojangle wrote:

"You're so sexy I want to stick some pork in your ass"


The last time I ever shopped in that gay butchers.

Didnt see that one coming.

muckwarrior

Your so ugly that when you were young Micheal Jackson told you to go sleep in your own bed!

TerrorFirmer

muckwarrior wrote:

Your so ugly that when you were young Micheal Jackson told you to go sleep in your own bed!

rofl thats a class one

ILOVEYOU

Jesus these insults are ****ing terrible. And not in a good way.

If this is the best you can come up with then you need to get out more. And pwd...you're a sad bastard

Only Human

Panjo1982 wrote:

The worst insult i ever got was,
Your ma's like a kit-kat 4 fingers for 30p(was a long time ago).
I actually put the guy who said it into hospital i beat him so bad.. :mad:

Right.......... You put someone in hospital for insulting someone else? First of all why would you take offence to one of those crappy jokes?
Second of all why the hell would you put him in hospital?

TerrorFirmer

Only Human wrote:

Right.......... You put someone in hospital for insulting someone else? First of all why would you take offence to one of those crappy jokes?
Second of all why the hell would you put him in hospital?

Third of all hes probably lying.....god knows why, but some people just think they have to "impress".... :rolleyes:

c3van5

another drag queen related one -
was dragged up on stage by a drag queen who said "i wanted three people on stage - you can make up the difference"over the microphone.

got her photo too.
ugly cow.

KTRIC

My personal favorite:

**** you you ****ing ****

Big Ears

K-TRIC wrote:

My personal favorite:

**** you you ****ing ****

ouch :eek: , did someone ever say that to you or is that what you use ?

LadyJ

My English teacher in second year once told me I had a very limited vocabulary....I mean jesus,just because I'm not intoxicated with the exuberance of my own verbosity!:rolleyes:

AllStar

my irish teacher told me once that i was semi evil!!!! suppose there is some redemption then :eek:

pwd

ILOVEYOU wrote:

Jesus these insults are ****ing terrible. And not in a good way.

If this is the best you can come up with then you need to get out more. And pwd...you're a sad bastard

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KTRIC

Big Ears wrote:

ouch :eek: , did someone ever say that to you or is that what you use ?

If it's good enough for Travis Bickle then its good enough for me

Piste

The worst insults must have been off Matthewthebig....sad really, that boy cannot come up with a good insult to save his life!

stuey

4th class - my teacher said i had BSE

HOB-it

AllStar wrote:

my irish teacher told me once that i was semi evil!!!! suppose there is some redemption then :eek:

something along the same lines. the diet coke of evil

had a friend that wasnt even good enough to be the diet coke of evil so we called him the country spring of evil.... later shortened to just country spring

pwd

a vicar burst out of the bushes one day and waved his arms about and shouted something like "Begone foul something" which was kinda scary when it happened when i was little. Obviously it would have been a lot scarier if it was a priest.

I was only half kidding with my previous answer. A woman said that to me when she caught me checking my reflection and I felt kinda dumb. Not the most offensive thing ever said to me, but I don't think it's a good idea to let everybody what to say to really piss me off tbh.

PeadarofAodh

'you're gay'...sniff

Our man in Havana

Best insult:

"You are a woefully promiscuous swine and a vacuous, enema-addicted mutilation of decency."

Chinafoot

not the best one but i found it funny.

my dad said to me:

"the best part of you ran down your mothers leg"

Only Human

Or "Your one of those bad things that happen to good people".

Ro: maaan!

Fag, probably.

OY

I cannot think of what the biggest insult i have received is but i can think of the biggest one i gave...

I once told my wife that all i have to do is look at her to know that i do not have to worry about her cheating on me!

It was when we first met years ago. Thank god she has a sense of humour!

Larianne

Was 15 and had just gotten my eyebrow pierced. Met up with my mate and goes to me
"Doesn't suit ya"

Bitch!! Can't think of any at the mo...

Larianne

OY wrote:

I once told my wife that all i have to do is look at her to know that i do not have to worry about her cheating on me!

Jesus, you're lucky you're still alive!!!

OY

Larianne wrote:

Jesus, you're lucky you're still alive!!!

LOL! No s***!

tintinr35

f##k u ya (unt comes close to top of the list

tintinr35

tintinr35 wrote:

f##k u ya (unt comes close to top of the list

fcuk u ya fcukin fcuk comes in handy 2

anna20

told by some moron that before i ever attempted to tlk to him again i shud lose weight, wudnt really bother me but i dont need to lose weight, blind eejit..........

Pyr0

Having my class chant "Nazi" to me as the teacher sat there and laughed.

not one of my happiest times in school tbh....

OY

Pyr0 wrote:

Having my class chant "Nazi" to me as the teacher sat there and laughed.

not one of my happiest times in school tbh....

Why was this exactly?

HOB-it

told to me by my granny

"only a mother could love me"

little bit flattered - little bit insulted

Caesar_Bojangle

Your granny doesn't/didn't* love you.















*depending on whether she is dead or alive.

tintinr35

thats harsh
:eek:

Tar.Aldarion

LadyJ wrote:

I'm not intoxicated with the exuberance of my own verbosity!:rolleyes:

ah my english teacher always said that feckin line!!! hated it!

don't really get bad insults but the thing that hurt most was when a good friend said i cant believe that you would do that to me and ran away crying .... ouch

Soap

The best slagging I ever got was off some little 15 year old scumbag.
At the time I had a ian brown type hair cut with big side burns. While sitting on the bus he turned around to me with a big cheaky grin and his face and at the top of his voice exclaimed "Here mister do you have keys for those locks". I nearlly wet myself laughing. He didnt know what to do as I was laughing at the joke so hard becuase I admired the wit

Tar.Aldarion

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lol^^

6ft in heels isnt too tall,slap her,you appear to have the reach

eyebrows

I was once called a wind-bag-face by some old woman.

fúck me if I know what that was supposed to mean.

Zapho

My little cousing called me Zapho the Bapho the big-fat Lapho before....it still hurts to this day.

HOB-it

knob jockey