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Cuckoo's Nest FAQ

  • 25-05-2005 06:00PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭


    C'mon people, lets get together and help the noobs!

    Q: How do you make a swiss roll?

    A: Follow this recipe.


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Q: Why is Sarky so mean?

    A: Because you touch yourself at night. Also, Matthewthebig killed him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    why am i here?

    cos i wanna


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Q: Is this a question?

    A: It is if you're asking.

    Q: Was that a question?

    A: Yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Q: why are we here
    A: amp locked us in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    what??
    im clauterphobic aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Q: whats my weight?
    A: not sure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Q: Is simu cool?

    A: 35% of Arctic fisherpeople* said yes!

    *Survey sample size: 130


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Q: Why are we so random?

    A: Because YORE MA!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Q. Can you answer a question with a question?
    A. How should I know?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Q. Why is bunny gone?
    A. because SOMEONE ate him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Burp*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Q: Who ate bunny?

    A: You!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    simu wrote:
    Q: How do you make a swiss roll?
    A: Kick him down a hill.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ba dum bum cheeee!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    Q. Who you go a call?

    A. GhostBusters


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Q: Did you find this thread helpfull?

    A: No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Q.What colour is the wind?

    A. Pink with purple spots


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Q. Where's Chad_ghostal?
    A. Thataway,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Q. How many bone's a body got?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,643 ✭✭✭impr0v


    A. A child's got more bone's than a grown-up's got, and that's a natural law.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Q: Am I weraing any underwear?

    A: :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Q: How do we do it?

    A: VOLUME!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Q: why do i smell?
    A: i haven't showered


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Q: How do I cope with brain melt?

    A: Stick your head in the freezer for an hour


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Q. Where is my face?
    A. Right here. *points at ones own face*


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Q: Where is my mind?

    A: It was last seen heading out to sea in a beautiful pea green boat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    - wha?



    - Wha?



    - Whaa?



    - WHaaa?



    - WHAAAAA?














    nothing :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Q: Where's Chad been?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Q: Why was this crap stickied?
    A: Cos it's good crap.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Q: Where's Chad been?
    A: hiding from his exams of DOOM..
    that is to say borderline failing 'em :/


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