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Cuckoo's Nest FAQ

  • 25-05-2005 5:00pm
    #1
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭


    C'mon people, lets get together and help the noobs!

    Q: How do you make a swiss roll?

    A: Follow this recipe.


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Comments

  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Q: Why is Sarky so mean?

    A: Because you touch yourself at night. Also, Matthewthebig killed him.


  • #3
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    why am i here?

    cos i wanna


  • #4
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Q: Is this a question?

    A: It is if you're asking.

    Q: Was that a question?

    A: Yes.


  • #5
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Q: why are we here
    A: amp locked us in


  • #6
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    what??
    im clauterphobic aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh


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  • #7
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Q: whats my weight?
    A: not sure


  • #8
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Q: Is simu cool?

    A: 35% of Arctic fisherpeople* said yes!

    *Survey sample size: 130


  • #9
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Q: Why are we so random?

    A: Because YORE MA!


  • #10
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Q. Can you answer a question with a question?
    A. How should I know?


  • #11
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Q. Why is bunny gone?
    A. because SOMEONE ate him.


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  • #12
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Burp*


  • #13
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Q: Who ate bunny?

    A: You!


  • #14
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    simu wrote:
    Q: How do you make a swiss roll?
    A: Kick him down a hill.


  • #15
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ba dum bum cheeee!


  • #16
    Stalfos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    Q. Who you go a call?

    A. GhostBusters


  • #17
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Q: Did you find this thread helpfull?

    A: No.


  • #18
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Q.What colour is the wind?

    A. Pink with purple spots


  • #19
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Q. Where's Chad_ghostal?
    A. Thataway,


  • #20
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Q. How many bone's a body got?


  • #21
    impr0v
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    A. A child's got more bone's than a grown-up's got, and that's a natural law.


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  • #22
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Q: Am I weraing any underwear?

    A: :cool:


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Q: How do we do it?

    A: VOLUME!!


  • #24
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Q: why do i smell?
    A: i haven't showered


  • #25
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Q: How do I cope with brain melt?

    A: Stick your head in the freezer for an hour


  • #26
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Q. Where is my face?
    A. Right here. *points at ones own face*


  • #27
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Q: Where is my mind?

    A: It was last seen heading out to sea in a beautiful pea green boat.


  • #28
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    - wha?



    - Wha?



    - Whaa?



    - WHaaa?



    - WHAAAAA?














    nothing :(


  • #29
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Q: Where's Chad been?


  • #30
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Q: Why was this crap stickied?
    A: Cos it's good crap.


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  • #31
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    funky penguin wrote:
    Q: Where's Chad been?
    A: hiding from his exams of DOOM..
    that is to say borderline failing 'em :/


  • #32
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Q Why is my head thumping......

    a Cos there's rabbit using it as a drum


  • #33
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Q: I can see your house from here.

    A: That's not really a question now, is it?


  • #34
    Undergod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Q. What do you call a frenchman who's been attacked by a lion?

    A. Claude


  • #35
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Q. Have you any spare change?


  • #36
    Stalfos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    A. Get away from me ya bum


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  • #37
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Q: who is teh 1337est


  • #38
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    A. j00 ar3.


  • #39
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Q: hey....hey.. you guys wanna ..get a little high?


  • #40
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    A. You have no friends here. 'sept all of us o' course.


  • #41
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Q: Is the Pope a Catholic?

    A: Yes.


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  • #42
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Q Do you know the muffin man?


  • #43
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    A: hes mean ¬_¬


  • #44
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    A:42


  • #45
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    ^ Q. 50 - 8 = ?


  • #46
    Healio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Healio


    Q: Who can hear you scream?


  • #47
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    A: the aliens.


  • #48
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Q. Why is the cuckoos nest called the cuckoos nest?

    A. Because cuckoos are lazy fckers who couldn't be arsed building their own nests so they just go and steal one, just like us.


  • #49
    Stalfos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    Q. Was that last post right?

    A. Yup cept for the craziness


  • #50
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?

    A: Because she was a manic depressive and decided to take her own life due to her low self-esteem.


  • #51
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Q: why don't i do any work
    A: I'm one lazy fuc.ker


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