Big Pride News!!

dlofnep

The June card is confirmed. http://www.prideofficial.com/free/result/event/1115873188.html

Besides, the middleweight gp - We have Pedro Rizzo taking on Sergei Kharitonov and Antonio Rodrigo Nogueria taking on Pawel Nastula. The Rock is back, but he's got a tough man in Sergei to beat. Thoughts?

cavedave

I'm hoping to see this on the next card.
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

Of course group fighting is not always that simple. Take combat with a group of ninjas.
"Theory of Conservation of Ninjitsu: a cinematic theory proposed and more or less proven by Seanbaby. The theory states: "the more ninjas there are in a group, the less skilled the individual ninja is." If one ninja attacks you, you're probably ****ed, but if a hundred ninjas attack you, you'll be fine. An army of ninjas is so laughably inept as to not be worth mentioning.
This is further enhanced by the Wilde-Mueller-Meyer Corollary: in any group of ninjas, there is apparently a finite and fluid amount of skill. As ninjas are whittled down from the main group, the survivors will grow more skilled as their numbers decrease. Assuming a roughly equal initial division of skill, the last five ninjas out of a group of a hundred are always the most dangerous of the lot, even if they were demonstrably ****ups at the beginning of the fight, and the lone surviving ninja is just as dangerous as if he'd been the only ninja to begin with, if not moreso, due to his rage and grief making him an unstoppable killing machine.
Please note that The One is apparently based upon a similar premise"

dlofnep

Yes, I've seen that lion story.. Pretty repulsive. ;(

breadmonkey

Almost unbelievable. They deserve it for ****ing with a lion though, it's pretty low

Roper

Shock! Horror! This just in:

"Lion fighting midget story- NOT TRUE"

"Man invents story"- "How could he deceive us?" say internet browsers.

Apparently, a lot of people actually fell for that... it's either a sorry reflection on the cerebral standards of the average net trawler, or a sorry reflection on the worlds opinion of the human rights standards of the Cambodians.

Colm_OReilly

it's either a sorry reflection on the cerebral standards of the average net trawler, or a sorry reflection on the worlds opinion of the human rights standards of the Cambodians.

A little from Column A, a little from Column B. This also reminds me of the time people believed the creator of realultimatepower.net was sued because so many people were flipping out!

Roper

Colm_OReilly wrote:

A little from Column A, a little from Column B. This also reminds me of the time people believed the creator of realultimatepower.net was sued because so many people were flipping out!

But that site was totally sweet! I flipped out. Once I got so pumped I squirted a little pee pee...........

dlofnep

Damnit, stay on topic you slackers.

Also added to the card is Crocop v Magomedov (from fedor's team). Should be a good event.