Where are all the f**king drummers.

cijer

Im looking for a drummer for a band just starting out. We're based on the southside city centre and we're influenced by Oasis, The Beatles, The Strokes and any other decent rock n' roll bands/artists. We're not interested in any of that nerdy nu-metal ****e or sad arse heavy metal crap, just proper rock music. We're aged between 18 and 20, there are 4 of us, 2 guitarists a bassist and a singer. If your interested, let me know. Nice 1. Carl.

John

cijer wrote:

The Strokes and any other decent rock n' roll bands/artists... just proper rock music.

LOL! If nothing you've got a sense of humour. Good luck with a drummer though.

Kevin_rc_ie

now now be constructive

Burke

any samples?

cijer

Yeah Ill post them soon. Y y'interested? OR HAVE ANY OF YOU EVEN GOT A F**KING DRUM-KIT

Burke

have to hear the samples first! chillax!

cijer

Remember there's a difference between a drummer with interest in real music and a drummer with a c**k for a brain.

tibilt

jesus man i thought you wanted a drummer. try being a little more inviting

cijer

Ah jus taking the piss man! try to sort the drummers from the wasters... didnt mean to offend

by the way whats with the teddy bear on the logo. Are you a bloke or a bird?

snappieT

That's Ewok from Star Wars (or so the name suggests) {/avatars/Star_Wars_-_Ewok.gif}

Ncho

Let's just say Drummers are a JOKE..........

Brother A

So when the drummer arrives at the door for an audition, here's how you tell its him:

the knocking speeds up.....har har

Giblet

cijer, cop on.

bonzai bob

Giblet wrote:

cijer, cop on.

i concur.

You will never find a drummer if you have an attitude.

You will never find a drummer if you have a **** taste in music. Just giving ya a heads up

cijer

All I'm looking for is a f**king drummer who likes good music , having a laugh and smoking some blow... The rest of you can f**k right off ( espeacially the star wars loving sad acts)

Mick Shrimpton

Talk about losing a sale...

Giblet

cijer give me a reason not to ban you now.

BossArky

Don't ban him yet, I think there's a few more classics left in him.

Kernel

What do you call a guy who hangs around with a bunch of musicians?

The drummer...

hahahahah

Bungalow Bill

I love your taste in music, but sadly i'm not a drummer. And I like your attitude, we should encourage this type of aggressive posting, might brighten the place up a bit

BossArky

Here, I'm not a drummer, but I snowboard pretty well. Good at the sliding and people reckon there's some kind of Avalanches influence in there. Let me know and perhaps your original idea will snowball into something.

Giblet

If by "brighten up" you mean "get alot of people banned" then I'm all for it.

Bungalow Bill

lol

Kevin_rc_ie

should fit right in with the band.

Bitsie

its great lads how you are making jokes about the drummers being a joke but where would you be without one in your band! just because you play something else doesnt make you anymore special........

John

cijer wrote:

Yeah Ill post them soon. Y y'interested? OR HAVE ANY OF YOU EVEN GOT A F**KING DRUM-KIT

I've got a drum machine, can I join?

Einstein

yeah im drumming 10 years, plenty of experience in the studio and on the stage,
but dont fancy playing wit ur band...although if your songs are as funny as your posts you could make a fortune

Waltons

There are drummers here. You've just pissed them off to the extent where nobody's going to pay you any more attention

Giblet

And with that I lock the thread.