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One of the funniest things I have ever read

22-05-2005 6:00am

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jesus_thats_gre

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http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43298

Hi,

Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?

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#2 22-05-2005 7:21am

tman

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lmao
think i'll be keeping the side panel on my case after reading that!

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#3 22-05-2005 9:17am

mp3guy

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haha, thats brilliant, why would you do that on a card?

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#4 22-05-2005 9:30am

mobileplaza

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pmsl! some rite weirdos getting off on there hardware lol!

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#5 22-05-2005 9:33am

OY

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That is just plain weird! I mean he cannot have been surfing for porn or anything as the machine was dismantled which means that he must have been looking at the inside of the computer. Maybe as he 'undressed' the machine he got a little aroused....

wow

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#6 22-05-2005 9:39am

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Only one thing for it. Get a SLI board and use that as decoration with a black lamp in it. Well funny though..................warranty *ROFL*

Nukem

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#7 22-05-2005 9:43am

TerrorFirmer

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lmao

The poor guy

I wonder what card it was

Geforce 6800 ultra lets hope

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