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Choose Leinster

  • 19-05-2005 7:48am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭


    To the tune of "Choose Life" (theme from Train Spoting).......
    Choose Leinster
    Choose the leinster senior cup, choose private schools,
    choose to teach ur kids to chant violently in unison.....
    Choose Gonzaga, Clongowes, Blackrock & Terenure .....
    Choose to have pathethic schoolboy spats in the south of spain....
    Choose the Burlington.
    Choose the Donnybrook Friday night experience...
    choose Kielys...
    choose 4 course pre match meals in the berkley court with a guest speaker...
    Choose 4*4's, a villa in marbella...
    choose Lillies....
    choose..
    Choose a centre who uses his position as irish captain to slurp his way to personal riches...
    choose another centre who gets 'southside' emblazoned on the tongues of his boots...
    choose third choice munster scrum halves...
    choose a left wing who wants to sell you some pipes...
    choose ollie Campbell ahead of tony ward...
    choose to try to eliminate from existence 1 of your fellow provinces because they might take ur Heineken cup place...
    choose the blazers..
    Choose blueshirts,
    choose Bank of scotland ....
    choose noveau trendy gaelic names likes ruairi & oisin when 15 years ago u wanted to deny the gaelic language even existed...
    choose not to support your team on away trips eventhough ur filthy rich.....
    choose apathy instead of blood, sweat & tears....
    choose not to beat the all blacks.
    Choose a snob value career in law, banking or stockbroking where u hope ur private school education will compensate 4 ur lack of ability..
    choose old boys reunions..
    choose to take a half day from work to go see a senior cup game...
    choose....
    choose to turn out on Saturday with beer belly attached for blackrock z team...
    choose to be a west brit, choose the queen, choose sterling...
    choose...
    Choose Leinster


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    Choose Munster................

    Choose heroic failiure, choose to follow your team to the South of France
    but not down the road on a wet Sunday, Choose Pres or Christians or
    Ardscoil Ris, Choose to believe that Athenry is in Limerick, choose
    bandwagonery

    Choose the SinBin, Choose to ignore Ulsters European Title, Choose to move
    to Dublin for the Work, Choose to scream at a crying baby for not staying
    silent during Rogs kick, Choose to believe you were there in 1978 because
    you went to see Alone it Stands, Choose Queenstown.

    Choose to whinge about Neil Back, choose to believe Tony Ward was from
    Limerick, choose to believe you are a son of the soil when the nearest you
    get to it is at the English market where you buy sun dried tomatoes, Choose
    to congratulate yourselves continually,Choose to believe that a pantomine
    cow is the height of humour, choose to believe Wallace can tackle, choose
    Alicante (like)

    Choose Redshirts (all the bloody time), Choose injured aging backs,Choose a
    scrum half trying to sell underwear, choose to believe Stand Up and Fight
    is an original tune, choose to vote against allowing foreign sports into
    Croker, Choose to condemn any foul play except from a Munster player when
    it becomes something to be proud of, Choose Smug

    Choose to undermine other Irish provinces by interviewing their coaches
    before their biggest games of the year, choose to accept Leinsters sloppy
    seconds, Choose to give contracts to as many non Irish players as possible,
    Choose to believe you have the monopoly on passion, choose lower average
    attendances then Leinster (even for Celtic league games), Choose Body
    odour....

    Choose to ignore your own Private school background to claim Working Class
    credentials, Choose not to play the game, Choose to accept Brian O'Meara
    back(!), Choose 10 man rugby, Choose fewer Lions, Choose to accept
    consistent failure....choose Munster


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭daveirl


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    daveirl wrote:
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    whats that RuggieBear, can you hear something?

    Now imagine trying to coordinate that on the stands when we can't even get a chant of Com'on Leinster going!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    daveirl wrote:
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    ah c'mon dave..... don't tell me it struck a nerve:p
    i could point out all the inaccuracies in the Leinster one too if you like :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    rugbug86 wrote:

    Ah....i was wondering why it took so long to find boards....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 620 ✭✭✭spanner


    daveirl wrote:
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    but you got to laugh, anyway i think we all need taking down a peg or two in both provinices


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    spanner wrote:
    but you got to laugh, anyway i think we all need taking down a peg or two in both provinices

    I think teh HEC has a habit of doing that unfortunately


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Teg Veece


    RuggieBear wrote:
    Choose Munster................

    Choose heroic failiure, choose to follow your team to the South of France
    but not down the road on a wet Sunday, Choose Pres or Christians or
    Ardscoil Ris, Choose to believe that Athenry is in Limerick, choose
    bandwagonery

    Choose the SinBin, Choose to ignore Ulsters European Title, Choose to move
    to Dublin for the Work, Choose to scream at a crying baby for not staying
    silent during Rogs kick, Choose to believe you were there in 1978 because
    you went to see Alone it Stands, Choose Queenstown.

    Choose to whinge about Neil Back, choose to believe Tony Ward was from
    Limerick, choose to believe you are a son of the soil when the nearest you
    get to it is at the English market where you buy sun dried tomatoes, Choose
    to congratulate yourselves continually,Choose to believe that a pantomine
    cow is the height of humour, choose to believe Wallace can tackle, choose
    Alicante (like)

    Choose Redshirts (all the bloody time), Choose injured aging backs,Choose a
    scrum half trying to sell underwear, choose to believe Stand Up and Fight
    is an original tune, choose to vote against allowing foreign sports into
    Croker, Choose to condemn any foul play except from a Munster player when
    it becomes something to be proud of, Choose Smug

    Choose to undermine other Irish provinces by interviewing their coaches
    before their biggest games of the year, choose to accept Leinsters sloppy
    seconds, Choose to give contracts to as many non Irish players as possible,
    Choose to believe you have the monopoly on passion, choose lower average
    attendances then Leinster (even for Celtic league games), Choose Body
    odour....

    Choose to ignore your own Private school background to claim Working Class
    credentials, Choose not to play the game, Choose to accept Brian O'Meara
    back(!), Choose 10 man rugby, Choose fewer Lions, Choose to accept
    consistent failure....choose Munster

    It really bugs you that Munster are the better team, doesn't it. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    Teg Veece wrote:
    It really bugs you that Munster are the better team, doesn't it. ;)

    Emm...i did post the choose Leinster version as well

    Funny how touchy you munster supporters really are.... ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    RuggieBear wrote:
    i could point out all the inaccuracies in the Leinster one too if you like :D



    there isnt that many though! :eek:


    Both of them are very funny though, good stuff!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭Sundy


    daveirl wrote:
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    Settle down there. both of them are only jokes and take the piss out of each province! i though they were quite funny actually. Theres as much crap in both of em!

    oh yeah is Gordon McIlwham not scottish? he was on the team last week wasnt he?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭daveirl


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