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Nest Awards Nominees

funky penguin · 2005-05-17 13:01:22

I'm taking this moderately seriously. Here Are the catagories: Remember, these are for the Cukoo's Nest only! Individual Poster Awards: Poster most like a monkey: Most unproductive poster (this is a good thing): Smelliest poster: Funnehist poster: Poster with most creative use of typing apparatus: Poster most likely to be…

17-05-2005 1:01pm

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I'm taking this moderately seriously.

Here Are the catagories:

Remember, these are for the Cukoo's Nest only!

Individual Poster Awards:

Poster most like a monkey:
Most unproductive poster (this is a good thing):
Smelliest poster:
Funnehist poster:
Poster with most creative use of typing apparatus:
Poster most likely to be a coco pop:
Poster with biggest alien abduction traumas:
Sexehist poster (male or female):
Biggest Boobies (male or female):
Smallest Willy (male or female):
Overall bestest (and smelliest) poster:

Individual Post/Thread Awards:

Funnehist Thread:
Funnehist Post:
Funnehist Picture (incl. Photoshopage and animations):

Just copy and paste. Please try and fill in all catagories. Also, place a link to any relevant threads/posts/posters.

I'll be counting nominees for the next 2 weeks (maybe 1, depending on response I get) on this thread. Then, I will pick the 3 highest sought after posters for each catagory and post a poll for all 14 areas of........expertise. These polls will be open for 1 week, then the winners will be announced. Yay!

Hmmm. 14 polls on one day....I hope Amp will allow it.....(and sticky this post......)

Better make him some cookies.

Happy nominating.

Blip.

/EDIT I have made ammendments to nomination catagories. Sorreh

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#2 17-05-2005 1:13pm

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I want to win something so I think we should also have a most simuish poster category.

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#3 17-05-2005 1:24pm

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Here, have this award: "Most Likely to be a piece of wood posing as a human".

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#4 17-05-2005 1:26pm

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I would also like to win an award, so there should be a "Best n00b" award, as long as I get it and not MobileInfantry.

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#5 17-05-2005 1:28pm

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simu wrote:

I want to win something so I think we should also have a most simuish poster category.

You have won my heart simu, surely that is enough for any woman.

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#6 17-05-2005 1:29pm

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I would also like to win an award, so there should be a "Best n00b" award, as long as I get it and not MobileInfantry.

There are no noobs in the nest, only future presidents, and chimps.

Here, have an award: "Most like Aristotle".

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#7 17-05-2005 1:34pm

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funky penguin wrote:

Here, have an award: "Most like Aristotle".

Yay! Tastes like cheese!

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#8 17-05-2005 1:45pm

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Gordon wrote:

You have won my heart simu, surely that is enough for any woman.

Yes but think of the fun ménage á* trois we could have - you, me and the cuckoo's nest trophy.

/gazes into blue horizon

*invert that accent mentally - I'm too lazy to open character map

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#9 17-05-2005 1:54pm

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Poster most like a monkey:
Funky penguin
Most unproductive poster:
me
Smelliest poster:
wayfarer
Funnehist poster:
alcoholica
Poster with most creative use of typing apparatus:
tsubh dearg
Poster most likely to be a coco pop:
koneko
Poster with biggest alien abduction traumas:
shrimp
Smallest Willy (male or female):
funky penguin

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#10 17-05-2005 1:55pm

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*flutter*

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#11 17-05-2005 1:57pm

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Quick! He's flying away!

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#12 17-05-2005 1:59pm

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I'M A COCO POP
ROCK ON!

I'd like to thank my parents, and Jesus, and all the posters of boards.ie for making this possible.

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#13 17-05-2005 2:08pm

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i object to promotion of peoples in general...
but after alot of thought and
some worrying seriousness..

Individual Poster Awards:

Poster most like a monkey: amp
Most unproductive poster (this is a good thing): ronoc
Smelliest poster: rozabeez :-p
Funnehist poster: s_rky
Poster with most creative use of typing apparatus:
Poster most likely to be a coco pop: SteveIre
Poster with biggest alien abduction traumas: mime
Sexehist poster (male or female): [me]
Biggest Boobies (male or female): simu (probably)
Smallest Willy (male or female): Jezza
Overall bestest (and smelliest) poster: can't decide..

Individual Post/Thread Awards:

Funnehist Thread: Giblet/Koneko for their respective efforts..
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=256310
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=255511

Funnehist Post:

Funnehist Picture (incl. Photoshopage and animations):
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=2739486&postcount=1

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#14 17-05-2005 2:14pm

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Chad ghostal wrote:

Biggest Boobies (male or female): simu (probably)
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Haha! Roffle!

I will have to think things over carefully before I make my nominations - when's the deadline?

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#15 17-05-2005 2:16pm

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Smallest Willy (male or female): Jezza
me hopes soooo... its so small its prehaps non existant

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#16 17-05-2005 2:27pm

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jezza wrote:

Smallest Willy (male or female): Jezza
me hopes soooo... its so small its prehaps non existant

:d

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#17 17-05-2005 2:34pm

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Chad ghostal wrote:

:d

That should be

o+

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#18 17-05-2005 2:35pm

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Chad ghostal wrote:

:d

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I like this thread but I'm too busy to nominate HTH (Hope this helps))

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#20 17-05-2005 8:08pm

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Thats alright, I'll just guess your nominations.

simu wrote:

Haha! Roffle!

I will have to think things over carefully before I make my nominations - when's the deadline?

I think I'll wait two weeks before spam-, I mean posting the polls.

Thats if I don't get bored by then.

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#21 17-05-2005 8:28pm

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Chad ghostal wrote:

Funnehist Picture (incl. Photoshopage and animations):
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=2739486&postcount=1

I also nominate the dancing kitties for funnehist picture.

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#22 17-05-2005 9:36pm

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I'm great! I think I should win an award... for...... Im too lazy to think of some thing to win for so someone nominate me for something!

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#23 17-05-2005 9:42pm

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Le Rack wrote:

I'm great! I think I should win an award... for...... Im too lazy to think of some thing to win for so someone nominate me for something!

laziest person

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#24 17-05-2005 9:42pm

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I think its pretty obvious which one you want....

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#25 17-05-2005 10:05pm

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Le Rack wrote:

I'm great! I think I should win an award... for...... Im too lazy to think of some thing to win for so someone nominate me for something!

can we nominate you as person least likely to get the award they like ?

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#26 17-05-2005 10:46pm

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Flurgh ub.

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#27 18-05-2005 12:34am

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funky penguin wrote:

Flurgh ub.

What?

If there was a most confused poster award, i'd think i would have to get it cause
What's goin on?

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#28 18-05-2005 1:10am

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I hit quick reply, but realised there was nothing to say really, but I also felt like I had to say something. Flurgh ub is my something.

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#29 18-05-2005 1:25am

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but what does it all mean?
why are we here?
where are we going?

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#30 18-05-2005 1:30am

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god. This is too hard, I'm just gonna pick a couple of awards and post some polls.

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#31 18-05-2005 5:43am

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Voted flurgh ub. I like his policies.:eek:

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#32 18-05-2005 10:33am

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It's just a damn popularity contest with you kids.

Bah.

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#33 18-05-2005 4:42pm

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Individual Poster Awards:

Poster most like a monkey: Numina
Most unproductive poster (this is a good thing): amp :S
Smelliest poster: chad_ghostal
Funnehist poster: tsubh dearg
Poster with most creative use of typing apparatus: chad_ghostal
Poster most likely to be a coco pop: funky_penguin
Poster with biggest alien abduction traumas: shrimp
Sexehist poster (male or female): corruptedmorals
Biggest Boobies (male or female): jezza
Smallest Willy (male or female): sarky
Overall bestest (and smelliest) poster: me!

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#34 18-05-2005 6:16pm

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*angry baby* - I want an award!

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#35 18-05-2005 7:07pm

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I nominate Sarky the most hormonal boards member!

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#36 19-05-2005 12:24pm

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Bah, you can have violent mood swings without oestrogen, you know...

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#37 19-05-2005 12:30pm

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Most un-cuckoo like threads-- nest awards be off with you, new mods needed, no, yes,no

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#38 19-05-2005 1:18pm

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Quiet you! I put my sweat, blood and possibly some semen into the making of these award polls!

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#39 19-05-2005 1:21pm

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just fishing brother, -maybe -person least likely to get an award award for little old me

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#40 19-05-2005 1:36pm

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Here have an award: "Best Impression of a Wild Moose".

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#41 19-05-2005 2:32pm

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meditraitor wrote:

Most un-cuckoo like threads-- nest awards be off with you, new mods needed, no, yes,no

*******THREAT DETECTED**********

EVIDENCE QUOTE "new mods needed"

- EVALUATING THREAT

>THREAT CONDITION STATUS: LAUGHABLE

- NO FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED, WARMING DOWN NUCLEAR SILO COMPLEX

888888888888END OF THREAT DETECTION8888888888888888888

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#42 19-05-2005 2:56pm

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amp wrote:

*******THREAT DETECTED**********

EVIDENCE QUOTE "new mods needed"

- EVALUATING THREAT

>THREAT CONDITION STATUS: LAUGHABLE

- NO FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED, WARMING DOWN NUCLEAR SILO COMPLEX

888888888888END OF THREAT DETECTION8888888888888888888

Now that would look good on a pink tee-shirt, :cool:

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#43 19-05-2005 3:09pm

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amp wth is the ask doctor demento foruM? ..

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#44 19-05-2005 3:22pm

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Chad ghostal wrote:

amp wth is the ask doctor demento foruM? ..

I don't understand the question. I suggest you ask Dr Demento for help.

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#45 19-05-2005 4:01pm

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amp wrote:

I don't understand the question. I suggest you ask Dr Demento for help.

i'd love to but permission seems to be evading me like a wiley badger that doesnt like anal sex.... or .something.

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#46 19-05-2005 7:26pm

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Ask LATIN BEAT.......¬_¬

I've said too much.....

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