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  • 14-05-2005 9:52pm
    #1
    mime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭


    Hi love to talk I love all kinds of people and their interest Im female 34 and
    love most haunted I also love reading and pop music.I love orlando bloom
    well i might as well dream here as in bed get in touch Im a good listener and if you have any prommblers Ill try to help


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  • #2
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    im in need of women, money and power?
    thanks,
    any help appreciated.
    Drugs will be accepted in lieu of any of the above..

    or even a sandwich..whatever...


  • #3
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I'm choking on my own sense of self satisfaction.


  • #4
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    shes from offaly!!!
    i used to live there!!!


  • #5
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    mime wrote:
    Hi love to talk I love all kinds of people and their interest Im female 34 and
    love most haunted I also love reading and pop music.I love orlando bloom
    well i might as well dream here as in bed get in touch Im a good listener and if you have any prommblers Ill try to help


    You thuck - a real mime would not have to resort to words! They would use gestures to communicate. 4shame 5shame 563636250568968784shame etc


  • #6
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    mime wrote:
    Hi love to talk I love all kinds of people and their interest Im female 34 and
    love most haunted I also love reading and pop music.I love orlando bloom
    well i might as well dream here as in bed get in touch Im a good listener and if you have any prommblers Ill try to help

    Yes, here at Prommbler Exterminatorz we pride ourselves in the ability to rid yourself of those problematic prommblers. Each Exterminorz engineer has extra rat brains stapled to his head in order to increase his prommblers deathkill ratio in the highest order.


    Prommbler Exterminatorz - Mein Shizzle Those Grizzlez.


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  • #7
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    I've got loads of prommblers living in my cellar, I don't mind them though, it's just when they have womble turf wars that it gets a bit loud.


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pfft, everyone knows Offaly is just made up by parents to scare their kids...


  • #9
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    Pfft, everyone knows Offaly is just made up by parents to scare their kids...
    ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhh!!
    sarkey means westmeath.. i apoligise ion behalf of him for his lack of knowledge!! up the biffos!!
    ( beautiful intellengent female/fella from offaly!)


  • #10
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I was in Offaly once. For eight years!


  • #11
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    my mums from offaly and i lived there for a while


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  • #12
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Whereabouts? And just so this doesn't get too non-nonsensical i've put on an eye-patch.


  • #13
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    charleville road tullamore


  • #14
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    One set of my grandparents had a house on Charleville rd., my other Grandparents are from Clara.


  • #15
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Shabadu wrote:
    One set of my grandparents had a house on Charleville rd.,.

    Was the house made of cheese? (Oh please please please be made of cheese).


  • #16
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shabadu wrote:
    One set of my grandparents had a house on Charleville rd., my other Grandparents are from Clara.
    i lived in ashley court for a bit too in tullamore...
    No offence claras a hol3


  • #17
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Teacher teacher! They're being coherent! Wah! It hurts!


  • #18
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    simu wrote:
    Teacher teacher! They're being coherent! Wah! It hurts!
    teacher teacher quick he needs a naked nurse


  • #19
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Teacher teacher I'm a girl actually!


  • #20
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    simu wrote:
    Teacher teacher I'm a girl actually!
    seriously?


  • #21
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    We're not allowed to be serious in here! It's aganist da rooooooooooooooolz.

    But yes.


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  • #22
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    simu wrote:
    We're not allowed to be serious in here! It's aganist da rooooooooooooooolz.

    But yes.
    oh ok1
    apoligies!
    :P


  • #23
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    P:

    I'm upside down.


  • #24
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    No offence jezza, but clara's your hole. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!





    I'm a girl too, you goty a prommblem wit dat?


  • #25
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm going backwards in time, only nobody else can see it...


  • #26
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Pat ingoldsbody can. And Jimmy Saville.


  • #27
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jimmy Saville scares me. If he's not long dead, he probably should be...


  • #28
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shabadu wrote:
    No offence jezza, but clara's my hole. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!





    I'm a girl too, you goty a prommblem wit dat?
    yep. major.
    clara is a dump.. but i live in kerry now so i suppose i cant really comment.


  • #29
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    WAAAAAAAAAAAiT A MINUTE!? So what you're trying to say is....funky_penguin IS NOT a girl!?!?!?! Oh tell me Sarky is....*crosses fingers*


  • #30
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ilove the way you think I care that Clara is a hole. /Changes into pirate outfit with crotchless pantaloons.

    Sarky, let's start the saville-fear club. You can be treasurer, i'm el presidente. Simu is the sexretary.


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  • #31
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shabadu wrote:
    Changes into pirate outfit with crotchless pantaloons.
    and well done!!
    shabadu shows boardsie how to do it clara style


  • #32
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Jezza- you crazy raccoon. You trying to start a flame war in Cuckoo's nest? For why? I thought we were amigos

    ;_; <
    tears.


  • #33
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shabadu wrote:
    Jezza- you crazy raccoon. You trying to start a flame war in Cuckoo's nest? For why? I thought we were amigos

    ;_; <
    tears.
    awh hug..... shabadu no cry


  • #34
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Hooray!

    amigos.jpg

    You & me & simu


  • #35
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i though there was gonna be nekid nurses :(


  • #36
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Rozabeez wrote:
    WAAAAAAAAAAAiT A MINUTE!? So what you're trying to say is....funky_penguin IS NOT a girl!?!?!?! Oh tell me Sarky is....*crosses fingers*


    Don't bring me and my penis into this!


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  • #37
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You bring your penis into everything!


  • #38
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    valentinepenguin.jpg


  • #39
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shabadu wrote:
    valentinepenguin.jpg
    rofl


  • #40
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    valentinepenguin.jpg


    Where did you get that!!!!!!

    Oh, eh....I mean I've never seen that photograph before......yeah.



























    That'll fool em :cool:


  • #41
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I kept it in the divorce, remember? I'll swap it for the blender.


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  • #42
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    What? My penis? I kinda need it.

    Then again, I need a blender more....

    NO DICE!!!!!!


  • #43
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    After a small bit of contemplation......

    Pen0r for sale.

    Well trained with good lineage. Fleshy. Over excitement (and prickly citrus fruits) will cause drastic change in character.

    Price: Whatever you see first when you turn 180 degrees.


  • #44
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Hey! Stop selling my pen0rz


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    simu wrote:
    P:

    I'm upside down.

    Now thats sechsay.


  • #46
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    Hey! Stop selling my pen0rz



    Deal! Here's your pen0r....

    She gets hungry in the mornings and nights. And evenings. And afternoons.

    I could enter a pun here about stroking.

    And I will!

    *Ahem*

    She likes a good stroke every now and then.

    Down in the back! Put some trousers on your head! You look ridiculous without your turnip!


  • #47
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me gets turnip out of suitcase

    :(


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