ITT You tell me something for me to think about

I will spend one minute of my life thinking about the best ones.

rainbow kirby

sex.

NotMe

your granny

amp

You'd better think (THINK THINK!) about what you're trying to do to me.

Shabadu

Jiggling boobs in slow motion. Hypnotic.


You are getting sleepy.



Sleeeeeepy.






SLEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeppppyyy.



You are now asleep.


Now you are under my control. When I snap my fingers, you will think you are a balloon.




*SNAP!*

Sarky

Whether or not Anastacia is actually a man who had an operation.

Shabadu

He can no longer comprehend the subtle differences between women and mtf trannies as he is a balloooooon. I'll change him back...*SNAP!*



Yep. Those shades of hers are not fooling anyone. Except balloons.

Sarky

Balloons always look cooler when you draw a face on them and then tape sunglasses on...

Shabadu

Doi? I like sellotaping balloons and then stickin knittin needles into em. Or making fake boobs out of them. The little knot makes a cunning nipple. Unfortunately it's not really effective if you already have boobs as they sit wierdly, but you can make men do it and dance around for your amusement.

funky penguin

Thats some big booby.

Shabadu

Why is it's tongue sticking out? Is it horny?





why would it's tongue being out mean it was horny anyway?

Shabadu

Boob Balloons

Shabadu

Hmm...

Sarky

How...

...Phallic...

Shabadu

Does anyone else feel like taking all their clothes off?

Sarky

Not really. I'd probably get fired.

Also, there's no heating here.

Rozabeez

Why do men have nipples?

Shabadu

For licking. Whip 'em out, sarky. Nuts to your colleagues and lack of heating, both metaphorically and literally.

Rozabeez

Why do cartoon animals wear towels after the shower but they dont wear pants? eg; donald duck.

Larianne

Why does lamb/mutton taste like sheep? (the smell of sheep)

How long is a birds brain span?

Who thought up the calendar and figured out there is exactly 24 hours in a day?

Why is an orange called an Orange? Is it because its colour is Orange but then what about bananas and pears??

Why do people wear sunglasses indoors if the reason for wearing them in the first place is to shield your eyes from the sun?

Just a few to ponder about...

Chad ghostal

whats with all the penor in the nest ?

Shabadu

Feeling frisky.

jezza

Sarky wrote:

Whether or not Anastacia is actually a man who had an operation.

ive often wondered that myself. then i heard that it went out with peter andre so i thought who wore the handbag in that realationship

Shabadu

I believe Peter dangled the aforementioned bag off his enormous erect right nipple.

Chad ghostal

Shabadu wrote:

I believe Peter dangled the aforementioned bag off his enormous erect right nipple.

intruiging image there..
but not one ill want ever again

Shabadu

Mary Harney naked bending over slathering herself in cheezwhizz

jezza

Shabadu wrote:

I believe Peter dangled the aforementioned bag off his enormous erect right nipple.

are ya sure it wasnt off his slapper whor3s girlfriends enormous nipple??

Shabadu

jezza wrote:

are ya sure it wasnt off his slapper whor3s girlfriends enormous nipple??

Nah- you're thinking of the present whilst i'm firmly mired in the past.