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Well, Hot Piss

zAbbo · 2005-05-12 20:53:55

I know this has bound to be posted before, but isn't this a nice little devise to fight back against the nanny state http://www.whizzinator.com/images/model1.jpg http://www.whizzinator.com/ I've got the latino one myself

12-05-2005 8:53pm

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zAbbo

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I know this has bound to be posted before, but isn't this a nice little devise to fight back against the nanny state

http://www.whizzinator.com/images/model1.jpg

The WHIZZINATOR© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions!

http://www.whizzinator.com/

I've got the latino one myself

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#2 12-05-2005 8:55pm

silly

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what is it?

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#3 12-05-2005 8:56pm

zAbbo

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It's a penis, love

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#4 12-05-2005 8:59pm

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silly wrote:

what is it?

eh I think The WHIZZINATOR© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions!

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#5 12-05-2005 9:00pm

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Sorry to ask but why on earth would you want one?

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#6 12-05-2005 9:01pm

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ENTER WITH CAUTION!

The following information & pictures may be offensive to some people

Um, not sure this will go down to well. And anyway, wtf?

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#7 12-05-2005 9:02pm

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Urine tests at work innit.

Are some you people retarted or whats the game ?

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#8 12-05-2005 9:04pm

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Pataman wrote:

Sorry to ask but why on earth would you want one?

To fake urine tests one would presume!
Shame Michelle De Brun didn't have the like!

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#9 12-05-2005 9:04pm

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Anyone here seen Withnail and I?

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#10 12-05-2005 9:05pm

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oh of course. How could we miss it. That's the first thing that springs to mind when your given a link to a man holding his c0ck.

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#11 12-05-2005 9:07pm

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Try reading the whole post, quicksilver

eh, especially the quoted text.

Timay, you are suitably named

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#12 12-05-2005 9:10pm

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bazH wrote:

It's a penis, love

obviously, but why would some1 want a fake penis strapped to them?

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#13 12-05-2005 9:11pm

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Good one. Seriously...never before

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#14 12-05-2005 9:14pm

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Its ok, you're a little slow, and thats cool.

I've got a lovely latino prosthetic penis here, maybe if i tatoo some words on it and shake it at you, you may understand

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#15 12-05-2005 9:17pm

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ah, very clever.

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#16 12-05-2005 9:33pm

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you never know there is always one you know

silly wrote:

obviously, but why would some1 want a fake penis strapped to them?

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#17 12-05-2005 9:36pm

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Blackjack wrote:

Anyone here seen Withnail and I?

Withnail:
This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Then you get horrible drunk and they can't ****ing touch you. According to these instructions, you refuse everything except a urine sample. You undo your valve, give them a dose of unadulterated child's piss and they have to give you your keys back. Danny's a genius. I'm going to have a doze.

At the Police station:
Withnail is behind a screen. A sergant is sat at a desk while other policemen wonder around.

P3
Serg, what's that clown up to?

The sergent pulls a gap in the screen and sees withnail with the contraption Danny gave him. He grabs the tube and urine splashes everywhere. Withnail grins sheepishly.

Best film ever!

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#18 12-05-2005 9:45pm

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My brother was watching that film tonight and I came in at that precise part.

Excellent!

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#19 12-05-2005 9:47pm

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Bazh, What is Bangbus??? I have seen some porn clips entitled bangbus but i assume that they dont get a whole forum to themselves (especially seeing as porn is banned on boards)

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#20 12-05-2005 9:53pm

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Scrubbers!

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#21 12-05-2005 9:59pm

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padser wrote:

Bazh, What is Bangbus??? I have seen some porn clips entitled bangbus but i assume that they dont get a whole forum to themselves (especially seeing as porn is banned on boards)

How very naive

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#22 12-05-2005 11:20pm

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silly wrote:

obviously, but why would some1 want a fake penis strapped to them?

That's really a question you should ask here.

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#23 12-05-2005 11:46pm

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see i thought it was a clever devise to allow women to pee against walls whilst drunk :rolleyes:

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#24 12-05-2005 11:48pm

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There's only one thing prosthetic penises should be made for... and this isn't it.

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#25 12-05-2005 11:52pm

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bazH you taking the Pi$$ or what.

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#26 12-05-2005 11:56pm

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bazH wrote:

I know this has bound to be posted before, but isn't this a nice little devise to fight back against the nanny state

Yeah. The fecking nanny state.. not wanting to let decent people drink and drive and kill pedestrians...

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#27 13-05-2005 12:01am

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snapscan1212p wrote:

There's only one thing prosthetic penises should be made for... and this isn't it.

*giggles*
well I wouldn't have to use one of them.. drug free and all 8-). Jaysus, I thought that was the real deal there.

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#28 13-05-2005 8:17am

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Giblet wrote:

How very naive

Naive, yes

still in the dark, yes

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#29 13-05-2005 9:38am

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If you have 24 hours before the test you can just drink loads and loads of water and get "Body purification" tablets from your pharmacy. Not that Ive ever needed to or anything.....

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#30 13-05-2005 10:10am

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rugbug86 wrote:

see i thought it was a clever devise to allow women to pee against walls whilst drunk :rolleyes:

same here.

snapscan1212p wrote:

There's only one thing prosthetic penises should be made for... and this isn't it.

indeed. cant see that impressing the ladies from lesbos. latino model or no

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