RALPH WIGGAM vs HOMER SIMPSON

chillywilly · 09-05-2005 5:53pm #1

ok lets see how this goes...

me thinks ralph wins by far..

Basq · 09-05-2005 5:55pm

"Me fail English... that's un-possible!!"

Homer definantly still wins it in my book, though Ralph has plenty of good one-liner's.

chillywilly · 09-05-2005 5:57pm

"dear miss hoover, you have lime disease, love ralph

classic ralph moment

09-05-2005 6:02pm

"Super Nintendo Chalmers"

"Me Fail English Thats Unpossible"

"I heard one day your dad went into a restaurant, and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!"

VS.

"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel!"

"Purple's A Fruit"

"The Kwik-E Mart is Real........ Doh!"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm it's a toughie!

09-05-2005 6:04pm

http://freeweb.supereva.com/comics/download/wallpaper/homer.jpg

chillywilly · 09-05-2005 6:15pm

okay afew more ralphy classics.....

"was president lincoln okay??""

"i ated the purple berries....they taste like burning...."

"when i grow up im going to bovine university"

"miss crabople and principal skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me"

"oh boy sleep, thats where im a viking!!"

and a ralph/homer combo....

"mr simpson the tar fumes are making me dizzy".....(homer)"ye theyll do that.."

brilliant

Piste · 09-05-2005 9:45pm

''Bushes are fun 'cause they don't have prickers!....unless they do, this one did.....ouch"!'

Ahh gotta love Ralph!

Mr.Nice Guy · 09-05-2005 10:14pm

Homer's a legend, Ralph is a muppet. Why not make it interesting and have Lionel Hutz vs Homer Simpson?

Homer: So you think I have a case?

Lionel Hutz: Mr Simpson I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you...are the greatest hero...in American history.

Homer: Woohoo!

funky penguin · 09-05-2005 10:26pm

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Homer's a legend, Ralph is a muppet.

But thats what makes him funny....

The Bollox · 09-05-2005 10:31pm

or what about
"... and the doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there"
good ol' ralph putting the moves on Lisa!

I still vote Homer tho