A funny thing happened to me on the way from the bathroom

iMax

So I'm on a stag over the weekend, away down the country so staying in a hotel. Sharing a room with one of me mates.

It's about time to get ready so I say I'll grab the bathroom first, do the three S's. Leave him lying on the bed having a beer watching celebrity wrestling.

So I go to the bathroom, Do the first S. Flush. Strip off. Start the shower. We're shouting through the wall to each other about the night, how good it's going to be etc...

Step into the shower. Crap. Forgot me shampoo, I shout in to him to bring it in, he shouts back to use his. But mine is medicated so I get out of the shower, wrap towel around me & go to get it out of my bag.

I look over to him still lying there & start to call him a lazy so & so but by the time my brain connects it's too late. I've seen it.

He's lying on the bed jeans around his knees, willy in one hand, having a five knuckle shuffle.

He looked like a deer caught in the headlights.

Funny how many pints people will buy you when they don't want you to say anything.

Dingatron

Ha ha ha! Now I'd make sure that I'd get plenty of milage from that one. Free pints all year I'd say.

Adam

Thats legendary!

delly

Those wrestling costumes can be exciting all right.

Dades

At least he wasn't on your bed.

:eek:

Mossy Monk

**** can indeed provide moments of hilarity

magpie

Thats legendary

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John R

Did you by any chance notice what gender the wrestlers were? Or perhaps it was the conversation with you and the sounds of your bathroom routine that was getting his blood flowing.

magpie

sounds of your bathroom routine that was getting his blood flowing

:eek:

super_furry

Heh what a legend.

grimsbymatt

magpie wrote:

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What might one call that part of a graph that indicates which line represents which data series?

iMax

John R wrote:

Did you by any chance notice what gender the wrestlers were? Or perhaps it was the conversation with you and the sounds of your bathroom routine that was getting his blood flowing.

Yeah it was the page 3 one & the playboy one

Only Human

LOL. Last summer is was in Roundstone, Connemara and may mates and I were in one of the local pups. One of my mates said he was going off for a piss and asked me to wait for his pint that he had just ordered. I must have been waiting about half an hour for him to return when I decided to go in and see where he was just in case he had passed out or something (we were all very drunk). Another one of my mates was in the Jacks talking to some local for some reason so I asked him did he see the other guy go into any of the cubicles. He said yes (He had been talking in the toilets for the last half an hour!). I called my mate and got a faint reply from inside the one cubicle. I asked "Are you all right?", this time I got no answer. Being the loving friend that I am I jumped up ontop of the cubicle expecting to see him sprawled over the toilet pukeing his ring. Instead he was leaning against the corner with his eyes close with lad in hand. What kind of guy whacks off in a pub toilet? Discusting. When he came out of the jacks eventually he claimed he fell asleep. He bought me drinks for the rest of the night.

magpie

What might one call that part of a graph that indicates which line represents which data series?

A 'Key'?

Adam

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See my ass.

That is all.

Smellyirishman

Leg-end;

An unverified story handed down from earlier times, especially one popularly believed to be historical.
A body or collection of such stories.
A romanticized or popularized myth of modern times.
One that inspires legends or achieves legendary fame.
An inscription or a title on an object, such as a coin.
An explanatory caption accompanying an illustration.
An explanatory table or list of the symbols appearing on a map or chart.

And to clear up any confusion.

leg-en-dary;

Of, constituting, based on, or of the nature of a legend.
Celebrated in legend.
Extremely well known; famous or renowned.

Tar.Aldarion

Only Human wrote:

What kind of guy whacks off in a pub toilet? Discusting.QUOTE]

oh i know this one

a a a teenager.or a guy with the opportunity

StupidLikeAFox

a horny guy of course

And OP that could make for v.interesting material for the Best Man speech

case n basket

magpie wrote:

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Legendary story!

Stix

You wouldnt get me buying you pints. Nothing embarrassing about having a ****. We all do it. Fellas and girls.

Victor

Was he using medicated shampoo as lube?

kinkstr

Stix wrote:

You wouldnt get me buying you pints. Nothing embarrassing about having a ****. We all do it. Fellas and girls.

id love to see a girl ****

Le Rack

yeah thats funny and all but emmmm... was it MALE wrestling....?????

When myself and my mates went to Galway last year, one of my friends didn't score one night so decided to even things as the case was. Another one of my mates was sharing the room with him, and decided to drop up there to get something. He went in and the first mate was conked out, with his lad in his hand.

The same mate fell asleep before himself and a girl were going to get jiggy later on in the week...

Lump

He was getting ready for the night of passion he was going to have with you. You know, empty the tanks... means you can last longer and all that..... or so I've heard.

John

Dinner

Wow, the end of that story took me by surprise. I had no idea what was going to happen, but I was not expecting that.

Adam

Arabel wrote:

Wow, the end of that story took me by surprise. I had no idea what was going to happen, but I was not expecting that.

Looks like you aren't the only one that was going to be taken by surprise :eek:

Laredo

Only Human wrote:

What kind of guy whacks off in a pub toilet? Discusting.

The kind that doesn't want to whack off at the bar?

Stix

Laredo wrote:

The kind that doesn't want to whack off at the bar?

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