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Matthewthebig · 08-05-2005 9:48am #1

I'm sick and tired of your wayward ways. I want your badge and you piece on my desk! Thats an order you alcholic, divorced man with the troubled past.

Sarky · 08-05-2005 10:20am

/me flings badge at Matthewthebig.

But I'm keeping my gun. My mom gave it to me.

jezza · 08-05-2005 11:08am

matthew shoulda sed
step innna ma offace...
sarkey: yy?
matthew: cos your fcukn fyared

Winters · 08-05-2005 11:39am

As much as he wants it ... Matthewthebig has no power on boards.

I feel sorry for the poor chap.... oh wait. No I dont. Obey y0re mod overlords!

funky penguin · 08-05-2005 12:58pm

Are we playin cops and robbers? I baggsie Hutch!

NotMe · 08-05-2005 4:07pm

Looks like I'll have to come out of retirement to solve this one.

08-05-2005 6:20pm

All the
animals come out at night: Whores,
skunk pussies, buggers, queens,
fairies, dopers, junkies, sick,
venal.

Someday a real rain will come and
wash all this scum off the streets.

Matthewthebig · 08-05-2005 7:29pm

Sarky wrote:

/me flings badge at Matthewthebig.

But I'm keeping my gun. My mom gave it to me.

I am your mom and i want it back

Ro: maaan! · 08-05-2005 7:37pm

Give him 48 hours to catch these sons of bitches.

funky penguin · 08-05-2005 9:42pm

We have to give him a new partner that will create a comedy, bud cop mis-match.

This is due to his older partner being killed by Cortez the drug baron mere minutes before his retirement partay.

Matthewthebig · 08-05-2005 9:48pm

ok how about a penguin and a muppet?

you ahve 45 hours to solve the case and 3 hours to shop for Private Eye licsences

StupidLikeAFox · 08-05-2005 10:31pm

http://maddox.xmission.com/cop_movie.html

amp · 09-05-2005 1:47am

You want my badge!? HAVE MY BADGE! You want my piece! HAVE MY PIECE!

/me storms out, catches evil boss, saves girl, is exhonorated and goes on to make three crap sequels.

Talliesin · 09-05-2005 2:02am

/me is back on the streets after 2 weeks because my mob defense lawyer gets me off on a technicality.

Zombienosh · 09-05-2005 3:05am

Matthewthebig wrote:

I'm sick and tired of your wayward ways. I want your badge and you piece on my desk! Thats an order you alcholic, divorced man with the troubled past.

You rang?

gaui3d0pnbz86o · 09-05-2005 4:45pm

boards police,
fvck yeah
coming again
to delete the motherfvcken post yeah
boards police
fvck yeah!

modding is the only way yeah
muppets your day is through
now you have to answer to
boards police
fvch yeah!

catchy theme song no?

funky penguin · 09-05-2005 6:31pm

Fvck yeah.

I'm so ronry.....

Sarky · 10-05-2005 8:04pm

Matthewthebig wrote:

I am your mom and i want it back

This just turned into Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot. I don't want to play anymore...

Chad ghostal · 09-06-2005 6:35am

what do you mean this isnt a sex toy?

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 10:01am

Quiet Chad!

YOu're off the case!
YOu're A loose cannon!

Sarky · 09-06-2005 10:03am

No! YOU'RE off the cannon!

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 10:05am

I'll cannon you!

Sarky · 09-06-2005 10:11am

Really?

Einstein · 09-06-2005 10:15am

Hi there, John cannon here...what can I do for y'all...

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 10:15am

grab your ankles and cough!

Einstein · 09-06-2005 10:17am

That can be pretty dangerous, I wont be held responsible for what follows...

Sarky · 09-06-2005 10:19am

Now that his ankles are around his ears, are you going to play "Good Cop, Bad Cop"?

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 10:21am

no just bad cop

Einstein · 09-06-2005 10:22am

i dont like that game...the only game that i play is...

"put the bad guys in prison"

scared yet? well? are ye? hmm?

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 10:25am

no

Einstein · 09-06-2005 10:26am

fine. you'll see.

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 10:27am

i will then

Einstein · 09-06-2005 10:30am

you will...

so what scares you?

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 10:52am

Police!

Einstein · 09-06-2005 11:34am

oh i didnt mention i was a policeman?

Det. John Cannon

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 11:41am

whoore!

koneko · 09-06-2005 1:10pm

ATTENTION EVERYBODIES

It's time for GOOD COP, BAD COP

Today I shall be the good cop and Amp is the bad cop.
I'm 'a lettin' jezza back in on account 'a me bein' a nice person
and there ain't a goddamn thing amp can do about it

please use words though instead of text speak, if only to retain what sanity I have left, it's very precious to me. My precioussss.

koneko · 09-06-2005 1:24pm

(Note I didn't say for how long, haha)

Winters · 09-06-2005 1:28pm

Koneko for Police Chief.

koneko · 09-06-2005 1:29pm

I want your badge on my desk in the morning. I'm sick of your antics, you're a disgrace to the force.

Rozabeez · 09-06-2005 4:24pm

who?! me?!

koneko · 09-06-2005 4:29pm

No, Winters. You're getting promoted, Rozabeez. Come in tomorrow for a shinier newer badge.

Rozabeez · 09-06-2005 4:42pm

.....how shiny?

koneko · 09-06-2005 4:52pm

Shiny like the sun, covered in tin foil, wrapped in extra sunshine.

Rozabeez · 09-06-2005 5:10pm

deadly......buzzzz

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 5:24pm

cheif?

I've finished the Johnson case!

Chad ghostal · 09-06-2005 5:46pm

Matthewthebig wrote:

cheif?

I've finished the Johnson case!

you cant just eat your victim and declare the case "closed"!!!..
you'll need to arrest yourself and then then send youself to jail..

Matthewthebig · 09-06-2005 6:03pm

i didn't know i was eating Johnson.
I find out after

Rozabeez · 09-06-2005 6:23pm

Yea?! Well I get a shiny new badge tomorrow! I WIN!

Sarky · 09-06-2005 6:39pm

/me is gettin' too old for this sh*t.

Chad ghostal · 09-06-2005 6:40pm

Ugh..sarge.. i had a little problem today..
When you said "go down to the school and help the kids cross the road"..
i though you meant "go down to the school and shoot everything"..
my bad.
Your not gonna fire me right?

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