post up any good jokes you have!

snorlax

Here's a good one!

John

A man walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a double entendre so she gave him one.

Ron DMC

What's red and bad for your teeth?


A brick

The Bollox

this belongs on the humour forum

ApeXaviour

It does, but I'm at odds whether to move it there. Ian? Your call..

snorlax

well people can post up jokes about trinity!

here's one: how a TCD Computor Science student view's a toilet!

ApeXaviour

You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How do you determine what discipline the experiment is?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.


Here's one that's so lame it's funny:

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.

Crash

mahatma ghandi was a well rewowned wise man right?
and he used walk everywhere, so he had terrible callouses on his feet.
he also went on hunger strikes, so he was very frail and weak.
and when he did eat, he had a really weird diet, so always had bad breath.

so you might say that he's






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A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

as long as we enter the name Trinity in every joke we should be fine keeping it on this thread. for example:

Two students were out shooting the Trinity ducks. One took aim and hit a bird which tumbled out of the sky to land at his feet. "Ah, you should have saved the bullet," said the other. "The fall would have killed him, anyway."

snorlax

a typical trinner's brain!

Kevin_rc_ie

This is up in the chemistry cocker lab in the hamilton:

Nietzschean

ApeXaviour wrote:

It does, but I'm at odds whether to move it there. Ian? Your call..

Meh it should but i'm not going to do it, its more of a community joke thingy than proper for the humour forum imo...

snorlax

Girls English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what u want = Youll pay 4 this later

We need to talk = I need to bitch.

Sure......Go ahead = I dont want you too.

Im not upset = Of course Im upset, u stupid moron

How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin like me 4.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me im beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me? = Too late, youre dead

Guys English

Im hungry = Im hungry

Im sleepy = Im sleepy

Im tired = Im tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.

Can I take you to dinner? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage.

You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

Whats wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

Im bored = Do you want to have sex?

I love you = Lets have sex right now.

I love you too = Okay i said it wed better have sex now

Lets talk = I am tryin to impress you by shown that Im a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

Crash

Snorlax
eventaully = eventually

Ron DMC

crash_000 wrote:

Snorlax
eventaully = eventually

not the best time of night to be correcting spelling errors

Crash

howso? i may be highly inebriated, but my spelling is still sound

Ron DMC

crash_000 wrote:

howso? i may be highly inebriated, but my spelling is still sound

Should that read "How so?", with a space?
Ah no, i'm only buzzin' off you. Fair play for spotting it, i personally am having trouble reading the screen in my current state.

Crash

Ditto - though after your post, i did go check dictionary.com to double check

DAMN YOU!

Ron DMC

:d

snorlax

oops sorry about the spelling i just copied and pasted it directly from the website! did you like it? check out killsometime.com they'v got some if the best jokes around!

ps what on earth are you guys doing posting at such an unholy hour? :eek: ,i hope your not studying!

Nietzschean

drink'n i'd guess...

Damn first years. Hung by the balls they should be.

/old man rant. (though chances are most of them are older then me)

Kevin_rc_ie

cos myth is 17.

Something like that Kev.

Kevin_rc_ie

Something quite like that.

Nietzschean

he is a young'n but not 17 any more.... ah i remember those fresher days with myth worry about getting into places...ah them were the days... when one could fail an exam in peace

Pet

Myth wrote:

Something like that Kev.

My god, what, were you 16 when you started college!?

ApeXaviour

Feckin kids.. I was 19.

22 now

Kevin_rc_ie

18 but at my current rate of advancement i could be about 35 when i get a degree.

Kevin_rc_ie

also as best as i can remember from a ur interview, Myth is born around summer of 85. Well in between may and september. could be wrong. birthday coming up? are we invited?

Kevin_rc_ie

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

also as best as i can remember from a ur interview, Myth is born around summer of 85. Well in between may and september. could be wrong. birthday coming up? are we invited?

Ok...my birthday was mid-election in February, and I was 17 when I entered college.

Kevin_rc_ie

damn missed it. next year.

Agent Smith

will there be cake?



I LIKE CAKE

Kevin_rc_ie

UCD's and TCD's Education officer for 2005/2006 are both Aquarius born in the year of the rat. (Feb.2 '84 - Feb 19 '85).

DrIndy

lol!

Rat.......

Kevin_rc_ie

According to Chinese astology, the Rat is one of the most intelligent animals of the zodiac. 2nd I think. Behind the snake.

Kevin_rc_ie

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

UCD's and TCD's Education officer for 2005/2006 are both Aquarius born in the year of the rat. (Feb.2 '84 - Feb 19 '85).

My birthday doesn't fall within those dates Kev...

Kevin_rc_ie

You're screwing with my system rat boy. Can you not just let me have my fun?

Kevin_rc_ie

You're year of the ox then?

I'd guess so?!

DrIndy

lol!

Rat.....

DrIndy

DrIndy wrote:

Rat.....

That might explain the tail.

Kevin_rc_ie

But your irrational love of cats?

Maybe the cat's confused.

DrIndy

lol!

Myth = Rat

Kevin_rc_ie

rat = Rattus norvegicus

Still on the latin?

DrIndy

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

rat = Rattus norvegicus

Thats the good brown rat, came over from scandinavia and routed the black rats that were carrying the bubonic plague aka Black death in the middle ages.....

Lol!

Myth = Rat!

Kevin_rc_ie

it's mad how it went from brown to white so quickly

DrIndy

Yeah - its gonna happen to humans soon, the whole world will go white......

Kevin_rc_ie

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