Chat up lines in French?

Banterville

Hey,
Me and my friend are off to Belgium soon and we need to learn some chat up lines for the ladies!!! :cool:

Stark

Je vous regarde et vous dégorgez.

(I see you and you're gorgeous).

padser

Voulez vous couhez avec moi ce soir????

Tu est le plus belle fille que je ne que jamais vu

Est qu vous reste ici normallemnt??

Sorry if spelling not great

padser

Stark:::: I dunno how whether this is just normal for you so you didnt notice but i doubt u get great results with that chat up line. It means 'i look at you and you run'. I dunno if you were just trying to be an AS* or genuinely have no linguistic ability.

embraer170

Tu as un beau décolleté!

You've beautiful eyes.
watch the slap though

Banterville

embraer170 wrote:

Tu as un beau décolleté!

You've beautiful eyes.
watch the slap though

Thats a good one, however it doesn't mean eyes, i think it means clevage!!! I'll keep that one for abnoxious night!

embraer170

i think it means clevage

Exactly.

lili

Stark wrote:

Je vous regarde et vous dégorgez.

(I see you and you're gorgeous).

hahahaha!
if you want make her laugh, tell her that

Banterville

Stark is just being a complete ass really. What if some innocent individual who has very little french comes accross this and decides to use it! Shame stark, everyone else is respecting the thread subject!

lili

well, i think stark used a translator. actually it means nothing with real sens. and it's the reason why it was funny. nothing offensive though:)

Banterville

No i think stark was trying to say, i see you and i get sick, but becuase of the spelling it translates as I see you and you run.

Stark deserves a pat on the back!

Victor

Banterville wrote:

Hey, Me and my friend are off to Belgium soon and we need to learn some chat up lines for the ladies!!! :cool:

Then realise that half the country speaks Flemish, not French. Speaking French to the Flemish is generally taken with disdain and they would prefer you to speak English.

Banterville

I'll be staying in the south of Belgium which is predominantly French speaking...i think i'll take my chances!

lili

well, the flemish are cool. at least those i know:)

rom1

Victor wrote:

Then realise that half the country speaks Flemish, not French. Speaking French to the Flemish is generally taken with disdain and they would prefer you to speak English.

You'd be much better off speaking French to Flemings than Dutch to Walloons...

rom1

Stark wrote:

Je vous regarde et vous dégorgez.
(I see you and you're gorgeous).

"I look at you and you puke". I wouldn't try that if I were you :eek: :eek: :eek:

Sleipnir

Mon petite chou-fleur. ?

(My little cauliflower)

Possibly not.

Beruthiel

how about just:

je suis irlandais
alors?
(try winking while your at it)

lili

no need to speak, just look at her. (i hope you do have expressive eyes;))

spaczed

Yeah i like the idea of letting my eyes do the talking! Thanks