Paris Hilton

penguinbloke

Could she really be this stupid

Paris hilton

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KdjaCL

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050504/ap_en_mo/film_paris_hilton;_ylt=At.qgmvT7XCkERLosgq_NFhxFb8C;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl


Link didnt work.

yes she is that stupid.


kdjac

impr0v

Link leads to main yahoo news page only, so to answer your question, i don't know.

monkeyfudge

AP: What did you want to be when you were a little girl?

Hilton: A veterinarian, but then I realized I could just buy a bunch of animals.

Haha.. that just reminds me of the episode of South Park they had her in and she wanted to buy Butters because all her previous pets had killed themselves.

seamus

If it wasn't posted on yahoo, I'd think that somebody seriously made that up.

What a moron.

Trojan

Painfully so.

monkeyfudge

So let me get this straight... she's planning on settling down and having kids with a guy who is also called Paris. And she plans on calling the first kid Paris as well...

That's going to be one confusing household...

The Bollox

monkeyfudge wrote:

So let me get this straight... she's planning on settling down and having kids with a guy who is also called Paris. And she plans on calling the first kid Paris as well...

That's going to be one confusing household...

"where do you wanna go on holidays..."

monkeyfudge

(on phone)"Hello Paris, it's Paris. Could you tell Paris that we're going on a trip to Paris this weekend?"

LoneGunM@n

Thick as sh!t ... It must be like homer's brain in her head:

Homer's brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: Uh, revenge?
Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here. [footsteps, and a door slam]

Con9903

damn I was hoping it was a report of her death

LoneGunM@n

Con9903 wrote:

damn I was hoping it was a report of her death

Roffle ... especially with the OP's comment Could she really be this stupid

Sleepy

Most likely contender to be the first celebrity recipient of a Darwin Award imho.

joejoem

What was the "break up" they talk about between herself and nicole?

funky penguin

They were lesbians.

MorningStar

it was so long I got bored so I'll just say yes she is that dumb but I am not dumb enough to read it.

Gordon

"Hilton: No, I don't really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail. I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about."

Bah that's me off the Paris list then.

joejoem

funky penguin wrote:

They were lesbians.

I thought they were sisters

qz

Muppet. And the sad part is that she doesn't know she comes across as a retard.

steveland?

AP: But what would you do?

Hilton: I don't know. We could work as lifeguards or work in a hotel or something.

AP: "Baywatch" tried that and it didn't work.

Hilton: Tried what?

AP: They went from the United States to Hawaii, which I guess is technically the United States. Anyway, it didn't work.

Hilton: (Silence.)

AP: So are you really a ditz?

Hilton: That's just for the show.

*steve sniggers to self

qz

joejoem wrote:

I thought they were sisters

Yes, because that would make perfect sense. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

Lump

Stupid or not, I'd still bang her.

John

joejoem

same mammy diferent papys

Con9903

LoneGunM@n wrote:

Roffle ... especially with the OP's comment Could she really be this stupid

actually that further suggested to me of her possible demise, eg- could she really have been so stupid... "as to mistake the brake for the accelerator" ....."enough to drink all the pretty color liquids that she found under her sink"...... and so on

--Kaiser--

Lump wrote:

Stupid or not, I'd still bang her.

John

And How!

funky penguin

With your willeh.

petes

funky penguin wrote:

With your willeh.

would he not use his own?

ClareBear

I know most girls can't stand her but I think she's alright....she doesn't care about making a fool of herself and doesn't seem to give a crap to what anyone thinks.

axer

I dont think she is stupid.

Tobias Greeshman

I generally have a rich, dumb blonde vision when I think of her, but at the same time, she's made a lot of money from her own fame and she really doesn't care what people think about her (gotta respect that), so blonde yes, dumb blonde, I doubt it.

Edit: Oh yeah and I cant stand her!

Boggles

She's a very intelligent girl, when her ex put her home movie on wholesale, instead of taking his penniless ass to court she opted for 60% of the profits instead.

Metacortex

Boggles wrote:

She's a very intelligent girl, when her ex put her home movie on wholesale, instead of taking his penniless ass to court she opted for 60% of the profits instead.

I would tend to agree except this happened after she tried to accuse him of raping her. Then when that didn't work and the vid was all over the net she caved and agreed to have it released.

pwd

she's fairly normal considering her backgound. American girls who are badly spoilt, and a lot of them are, all come across like that. she could be brainier than Hawking and she'd still be just the same. What were you expecting?

Dimitri

a muppet of the highest order and shes nothing special to look at either

Tar.Aldarion

is she hot?

qz

Dimitri wrote:

a muppet of the highest order

True.

Dmitri wrote:

and shes nothing special to look at either

Very, very untrue.

qz

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

is she hot?

Do you have eyes, a TV, or a dwelling that isn't a rock?


(Apologies for the harsh words, but come on!)

Dimitri

she not ugly, but there is way better out there

Tar.Aldarion

qz wrote:

Do you have eyes, a TV, or a dwelling that isn't a rock?


(Apologies for the harsh words, but come on!)

lol joke if you if you even followe the link theres a pic :P
plus i've seen her film debut

Paligulus

I saw this film where Paris Hilton put a man's pee pee into here teapot....what's that about?

Tar.Aldarion

it's called a debut and it earns you millions of dollars.try it.record it.boards it.

Sleepy

She's not good looking, she's complete trash and from a quick look at that video, she's crap in bed.

The only reasons for a guy to go near her is her money and access to gigs etc.

Tar.Aldarion

that vid was when she was a kid.she looks rather good.

Agent Smith

i'd do her


That is all

ExOffender

Wouldn't touch her. See... look past the airbrushing, and the make-up... She's a very plain girl. Maybe the rich-girl thing does it for some people, but I'd feel like I was molesting a kid, she's that dumb.

Tiffany

Did you see the slut on that nose?

r3boot

I doubt that she is all that dumb (fact of the matter is that very people are) but I think that she puts on the facade to attract attention. (people know her as the dumb blond and she markets herself as that)


I'd do her .......

the jew

axer wrote:

I dont think she is stupid.

are you stupid?

Sleepy

She's the main point of proof that no matter how much money you have, you can't buy class tbh.

skywalker

Tiffany wrote:

Did you see the slut on that nose?

that raised a chortle.

petes

Most of this is bull****. If Paris Hilton came up to you and asked any of you for a shag you'd do her. I know I would.*







*I've done worse