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Husband Superstore.

  • 03-05-2005 10:52pm
    #1
    d22ontour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,388 ✭✭✭


    Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in
    five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
    The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
    choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go
    back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of
    girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.

    First floor:
    The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
    love kids."The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better
    than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further
    up?" So up they went.

    Second floor:
    The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
    extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
    what's further up?"

    Third floor:
    This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
    looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the
    women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up
    they went.

    Fourth floor:
    This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs,love
    kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
    strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried,
    "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth
    floor they went.

    Fifth floor:
    The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
    prove that women are fu*king impossible to please."


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