Cure for A vicious hangover

hoody

Went out last night and got ridiculously drunk - at one stage i was drinking whiskey from thailand with vodka from kosovo - and i now have the hangover from hell.

any cures/ suggestions for comfort food/ excuses for getting back with ex would be a help

smileygal

lots of mineral water, nothing acidic, mashed potatoes for comfort food, multivitamin tablet, rest

Kevin_rc_ie

No, you deserve this. To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. If you get a hangover cure you'll be fooking with the laws of physics dude. Don't do that. Einstein did it, and now he's dead.

Or, drink 1 pint of water. 2 bottles or ORANGe lucozade. A SPAR breakfast role. Jog around the block twice. Repeat, replacing the breakfast role with a packet of crisps, then go back to bed.

TOPDAWG

apple juice, ribena or a pint of ice cold coke! the coke worked for me this morning. OH!! and a bag of dry roasted nuts while watching wrestling!!

kittenkiller

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

& some water & a poop!

wheres me jumpa

yeah get the fluids back into ya, force a pint of water or diluted stuff into ya. taking some vitamin c is good too as a binge depletes your immune system so build it back up with loads of vit c.

but of course none of this will work as you must first pay for your sins!

kasintahan

Protein shake, vitamin tablet (or better still a vit drink), some cereal to absorb up the muck in your stomach (and for the salt, the drink washes it out of you).

This should really have been done last night though...

PiE

Suicide.

A cup of tea, and a sausage sandwich. Add puddings to plate if necessary.

Score.

wheres me jumpa

mmm sausage sandwich!

kittenkiller

Jesus, i kinda wish i was hungover now.

That sounds really nice!

Roar

well i'm at work with the worlds worst hangover.. just got back from the shop with the following

chicken noodles
raspberry Yop
Ribena
Lucozade
Volvic orange and peach
three packets of cheese and onion walkers
chewing gum

i'll let ya know if that works in about an hour or so!

TOPDAWG

Roar wrote:

well i'm at work with the worlds worst hangover.. just got back from the shop with the following

chicken noodles
RASPBERRY YOP
Ribena
Lucozade
Volvic orange and peach
three packets of cheese and onion walkers
chewing gum

jesus! i just remembered i pure had a drunken conversation with stranger in subway about yop's and how class it would be if ya could get one with your footlong meal.........

hoody

hangover sorted:
I had three pints of water, two cups of really strong sweet tea, lots of toast and one choclatey biscuit. Hangover gone, let's go drinking again.

But...............

got back with ex last night, we agreed on more of the same tonight (i was THAT drunk) and now i need a quick & painless way out. Help!

kasintahan

PiE wrote:

Suicide.

That works too.

kittenkiller

Tell her you have an STD & you think SHE gave it to you!
That'll have her out of the way for a fair while!

TOPDAWG

hoody wrote:

got back with ex last night, we agreed on more of the same tonight (i was THAT drunk) and now i need a quick & painless way out. Help!

welcome to dumpsville baby. population: YOU!

OR

im not gay but ill learn

Roar

turn off your phone, and go to sleep.. tell her you lost your phone and you only found it on monday morning... lie to her.. lie to her like there's no tomorrow...

TOPDAWG

Roar wrote:

turn off your phone, and go to sleep.. tell her you lost your phone and you only found it on monday morning... lie to her.. lie to her like there's no tomorrow...

If theres no tomorrow then he cant tell her he only found his phone on monday and that also means.......... FOUR DAY WEEKEND!! WOO HOO!!

Lump

Good relationship advice. Come to boards.ie we'll solve all your problems.

John

OLDYELLAR

bottle of lilt!best hangover cure ever

sinjin_smythe

woke up this morning with a traffic cone in my room and a picture of me on a JCB on my mobile, o yeah for my hangover ill will be eating the rest of my haribo fizzy cola bottles that i bought last night at an esso garage. Ill let you know how i get on

Kevin_rc_ie

got back with ex last night, we agreed on more of the same tonight (i was THAT drunk) and now i need a quick & painless way out. Help!

What does this mean? You were out last night with your ex-gf, you kinda got back together while drunk, you made drunken plans to go out again tonight and have another drunken date? But you don't want to go. You don't want to get back with her?

WHY DON'T U JUST TELL HER?

hoody

cos i will want to when i get drunk

brettmirl

Best hangover cure....eat a loop da loop ice pop. Works for me everytime.

Larianne

Myth wrote:

A cup of tea, and a sausage sandwich. Add puddings to plate if necessary.

Score.

That is so my cure, well prevention for a hang over!!! I always have sausage sambos and tea before I head to bed. And if there's no sausages, rasher sambos. I'm tellin ya it works.

Dreamcatcher

For me., there are 2 basic kind of hangovers
1. You haven't eaten(much) and have ended up drinking lots.
2. You've pigged out and have also drunk lots and lots, to "wash it down!".

In both cases, if you try to fit in some water, herbal tea etc. at end of the night, that's good.
Before going to bed, have a glass of andrews and after that 2 dispirin disolved in water.

Next day, water is key, especially if you're case 1. Case 2, have water by your side and sip it periodically, gently till say mid-afternoon when you're probably safe to eat something and drink the water more quickly.

vibe666

the schoolhouse next to the grand canal, has the perfect cure for a hangover if you can be bothered to get there.

a big dirty fry and a bloody mary. there isn't a single thing in the world that can cure a bad hangover quicker and more effectively than that. comfort food in spades, and something to give your hangover a good kick in the nuts to get rid of it.

the other advantage being that you're already in the pub, so you might as well stay and have a few jars and watch the footy.

too late to help you today i know, but might be of use next week.