Death-bed Confessions!

LadyJ

Hey hey!
I was just wondering if anyone has ever done anything terrible....or not so terrible that their parents and/or other family members don't know about.

What are those deep dark secrets that you clutch to,my friends?
What have you managed to get away with?

I'd share my inspiration for this thread with you all but,due to recent comments,I don't think I will,for fear of being labeled an attention-seeking whore once again! :rolleyes:

Ciaran500

Yes. No chance I' going to share in here though.

PullMyFinger!

Dont think you'll get many serious takers on this Lady

[InsertHandle]

This one time, at band camp ....

netwhizkid

Ah crap, I beat the hell out of lawnmower once with a pick axe when i wouldn't start after 100 pulls on the pull rope, (it was out of petrol i discovered after :rolleyes: ) but it was old and i was angry. My parents still can't get over "how it just took off on its own down the hill and crashed into a big rock" he he, man I love that new lawnmower they had to buy as a result of its little accident,

Regards netwhizkid

LadyJ

I stole a tenner from Exoffender earlier! teehee

BEAT

LadyJ wrote:

I'd share my inspiration for this thread with you all but,due to recent comments,I don't think I will,for fear of being labeled an attention-seeking whore once again! :rolleyes:

guess what, you just made a new best friend. I will be sure to post everytime you make a thread to make you feel welcome, special and loved by all. Thats all anyone wants on the interweb isnt it? to be loved and admired?
oh, and to answer your question...on my deathbed I will confess to being a thread stalking sexist angry poster...did I sum that up well enough for ya? :rolleyes:

btw, this all makes me giggle like a little girl
I love fresh meat.

Agent Smith

I stole a fiver out of my mothers purse when i was 10....

silly

me and my sis had the same teddies when younger. i burned the back of mine by the fire and the fur went all green, so i swapped it with my sisters.....for years hers was the one with the green head....

sorry...

sinjin_smythe

silly wrote:

me and my sis had the same teddies when younger. i burned the back of mine by the fire and the fur went all green, so i swapped it with my sisters.....for years hers was the one with the green head....

sorry...

Em is your sister blind???

Muineach

hmm a toughie well heres one, hoepfully noone i know in rl will know this is me so here goes

it was new years 1999, my best friend who turned out to be a very attractive girl invited to me and her fiancé new years party.
Now this was a bit odd as I met him only was and he though I was taking the piss out of him which I was anyway, I was the only friend from college invited.
So I get to the house, hes pissed at me already, then we head out to the club and get hammered he fecks off so I'm left with the girl all on my own.

Anyway to cut a very long story short they argued, then went back to the house (I was having a ball with her btw), they made up (from what I remember someone had their head in a washing machine for a few minutes)and we all went to bed.

Then later on she comes into my room and I'll leave the rest to your imagination, now the really terrible thing is, in the morning we're all having breakfast then she drops the bombshell that shes calling the wedding etc. the usual sh**e ensues and I quickly make my departure.

Now that was pretty bad but theres more, then me and her go out for about 2 months, then she fecks off back to him (btw I wasnt too impressed at that and was very messy split). Then about 1 month after that I see the little **** in a bar with his mates, but he doesnt see me I walk up beside him turn around and whisper in his ear "by the way I f**ked your future wife at new years", his face dropped quite a stunned look, then I just walked away.

Now to me the whole thing was pretty feckin bad and am ashamed of it, but I was a right litte sh*t back then, not so much now though.... i think

so LadyJ after than confession you have to tell ?

Shabadu

Alright i admit it- I am the Lindberg baby.

LadyJ

Muineach wrote:

so LadyJ after than confession you have to tell ?

Ha,mines not even any good!
It's just that Exoffender and I have this elderly aunt who goes on pointless rants every so often and the other day he got stuck listening to/humouring her.
Anyway,she was saying something detached and pointless about me and used the words "Ah well,sure many's a virgin had a broken heart"

Needless to say,Exoffender nearly choked on his coffee!

Not a confession as such but that's where the idea came from!

Shabadu

ExOffender is your bro? Do you not feel wierd about him knowing about the moneyshot thing? I don't find it slutty or offensive, whatever floats yer boat, but I'd be wierded out if anyone in my family knew what I'm into.

Muineach

it could have been worse I got stuck visiting my great-aunt, she lived in this flat in crumlin. The flat was bout 20foot by 20 foot in total with every inch of the wall and floor covered in pictures of jesus, mary etc, and to top it all off there was a 5 foot statue of Mary and a baby Jesus at one wall with a little alter under it.
So you can imagine the converstations I had with her, scary woman to be honest, believes only 1 more pope left after Ben and then the world going to end. I was so tempted to take the piss but decided against it in the end.

LadyJ

Shabadu wrote:

ExOffender is your bro? Do you not feel wierd about him knowing about the moneyshot thing? I don't find it slutty or offensive, whatever floats yer boat, but I'd be wierded out if anyone in my family knew what I'm into.

Cousin. Ah,we're mature enough to just laugh about it!
Plus,although I'm sure it's not something he likes to think about,he doesn't care too much!

Shabadu

Ah I suppose cousin isn't so bad. I don't actually have any siblings so I was only guessing at the wierd factor anyway.

Muineach

hmm when I was about 5 I stole a yoda from a Quinnsworth
and about 1 year ago I just walked right into the Plu Bar and never paid, I was so hammered nobody noticed, all my firends got stung tho :P

and once i stole my friends last condom (i ran out), I heard him come in later that night with his girlfriend, I heard some murmring thru the wall then some arguments over where the condom had gone and what he had done with it.
I still didnt tell him it was me, I dont think he'd be too impressed

Tusky

I got hammered and wet my friends bed...thats nothig though because has pretty much pissed all over everything I own while drunk. (including my granny)

BloodBath

I reversed my mothers car into a gate when I was about 13 sending the latch through a backlight and into the boot causing 1200 pounds worth of damage. I put it back into position in the drive and picked up the bits of glass and plastic and put them under the damaged area then acted dumb when she came home a week later. She had been on holiday while I was staying with a cousin but I had been going back and forth from home all week. They hadn't a clue what happened and thought maybe someone had reversed in with a trailer or something and hit it or some kids were acting the prick. I can't believe I got away with it. I was seriously ****ting myself all week.


BloodBath

silly

weedhead wrote:

Em is your sister blind???

no, both the teddies were infront of the fire, she left the room to get something, thats when i spotted the damage, and swapped them, she just presumed it was her's that burnt.