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Ich bin ein CUCKOONER!

  • 25-04-2005 7:00pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭


    PIECES OF EIGHT!

    So I get a pm today from Cloud forwarding a request from a Cuckoo's nest mod for an additional mod. They recommended me for some reason, maybe it's because I share a flat with DeVore, I dunno.

    ARRR! IT MATTERS NOT!

    My policies on moderation will be experimental in this forum. I have a few ideas, such as merging random threads, starting special days like TALK LIKE A PIRATE FRIDAY where all conversations in the forum must be all piratey and stuff. Arrrrrr...

    RUM!

    To get a taste of what this is like, please post your similar ideas of what fun we can have on this forum to this thread.

    WALK THE PLANK!

    However ANYONE POSTING IN THIS THREAD MUST USE PIRATE TALK OR WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE PLANK AND BE BANISHED (for a short time)


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    argh what?
    talk like a pirate forever matey?
    you could have a jamaican day man!

    Du bist bloede!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    AARGH!

    matey! can we have it so posting in the nest increases the post count? ARGH!

    hiel AMP (AKA pam) :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    arr me matey move random threads to the far shores of other ships, cough forums, and has to be found. Yarr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I really shoudn't be here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Yarrrr wark the plank.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Le Rack wrote:
    argh what?
    talk like a pirate forever matey?
    you could have a jamaican day man!

    Du bist bloede!

    Arr that be a splendid idea. One thought occurs to this salty sea dog and that's that most scurvy ridden pirates sailed in the carribean anyway.

    I hereby decree then that those that wish not to talk like a mangy buccaneer may instead talk Jamaican. Mon.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    amp wrote:
    PIECES OF EIGHT!

    , maybe it's because I share a flat with DeVore, I dunno.

    raarrrr *cough* I mean, yaarrrr ye lucky bastid :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    no mon. pirate talk was soooo yesterday man, sit back and relax with a rum, we all jamaican today. eh mon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Ya mon! Oh yea I be starting dees one mon!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭Bright Smile


    help/yelp!im a scared damsel on a civilised colonised island and you piratian ruffians are kidnapping me because of my beauty!heeeeelllllpppppp :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    bright smile mon! get wit dee times! We is all Jamaican now mon!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,738 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Me a-got deze reeeeal cheeap dee vee dees fo' ya rasta, fi true, ah sey one! Me a be a 'at steppa, bless me wantaim, bredda!


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    Vot about talk like A german day? das cool ya?

    ACHTUNG!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭Hoochiemama


    how come a jamican saying bacon sounds like an english person saying beer can.... think about it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I like pirates. What do I win?


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    Sarky wrote:
    I like pirates. What do I win?
    You vill vin a veek in the hole, ya?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yay the hole!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    mamma mia! i ama italian sterotype!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oi humbug!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,091 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Aaaargh you talkin' to me?

    Not your ornery onager



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Gnome%20Mooner.JPG


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,091 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Gnome%20Mooner.JPG

    Aaaaarrgh!

    Not your ornery onager



  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    esel wrote:
    Aaaaarrgh!
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    delly wrote:
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!!!


    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    Ya scurvy dogs :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Yar, avast yer yarghhhhhhhs, yar scurvy biscuit boys.

    How about boring and serious day- how subversive to have a discussion of the works of Pablo Neruda in the nest of the Cuckoo.

    Fairly warned, be thee, says I.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭kent


    Arr, I be raisin' me flag on this thread.

    I'll bring a cask of me best Rum for all 'ye lubbers. Th' previous owners won't be havin much use for it any more, I'm afraid. HAR HAR HAR

    Now, 'ye scurvey dogs let's drink, and drink deep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Braaaaaaiiiins!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Use your brains to save us! Your delicious brains.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Who's Brian?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    ees a very naughty boy!

    lifeof2.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    "you were raped?"

    "well at first"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Whatever happened to TCN guys? I miss these halcyon days. Save our nest! Banish Bebo!

    /me starts a mutiny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    DEATH TO BEBO!

    It's a disgrace. Back in my day I would have banned anyone who even said the word Bebo. Well, I would have if people were saying it, but they weren't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    800px-FATHER_TED_Down_with_this_sort_of_thing.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    ZOMG!1!1!1!1! That gahnome is mooning us!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    anyone else find Dougal's simpleness incredibly arousing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You're just trying to justify having sex with stupid people.

    But srlsy. Is everyone else going mad with word association, post something blah, picture association, image sentences, ass association, anything bebo, even the orifice. AAARGH. It's all too much of the same.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Arrrrrgh.

    Shabadu, do you think of wagging war and cannons on these Bebo ninjas?

    pirates>ninjas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    did someone say monkey knife fights?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    monkey-knife-fight-reduced.jpg

    He aint so beautiful no more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Eh, you'll want to be hosting the picture you intended to link to yourself. What you are presently linking to is a MASSIVE pic of Clint Eastwood saying 'Host your own pictures, punk!'


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Pah, all the effort of it though

    Awh, I wanna see the picture of clint eastwood!

    hrm, why'd i post it twice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Didn't we try to wage war once?

    JD 05ers...... what a great term.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    1136912651481.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    <3 nothin but love. And a good rodgering if you're lucky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Rhyme- is that death licking the eye of Mata Harney?

    Kudos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    arrr, this be no time to be stranded on an island
    wheres me ship


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wherever you left your punctuation, I'd imagine. Face it, it won't be coming back.


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