Outing Satan

LadyJ

So who do we all reckon Satan actually is?

I mean,obviously,it's probably Michael Howard but who do YOU think it is?
Dave McSavage perhaps? Well I've certainly never been more tempted to ram a guitar down someone's throat and they say that Satan tempts us to do evil so...!

wheres me jumpa

in light of recent posts im going to go with you ladyj

LadyJ

wheres me jumpa wrote:

in light of recent posts im going to go with you ladyj

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

.:Who:.

Well I would have to say that Satan is not and can not be one person, We are all Satan, As there is not one person who is evil, Evil lives in each and every one of us. Sorry!

jor el

There is no Satan, or God. There is only people, good and bad. Satan is a handy scape goat for people who don't want to believe that true evil exists in humanity itself.





But to satisfy those who want some form of tangible evil, I'll say George W. Bush.

Sleepy

Al Pacino. Well, he definitely played that fictitional character the best

Who do I think is the most evil person alive? Not Bush, I don't think he's evil at all tbh, I think he's just a bit slow. I believes he's acting for what he thinks is the greater good but just can't see that he's wrong. Or maybe he's a lot smarter than me and that's just what he wants us to think. It's a difficult question really. I'm not sure that I can think of anyone out and out evil. Shows more about my lack of knowledge on current affairs than anything else though...

Unless I can twist the question to who's actions are the most evil, rather than their actual intentions, in which case I'd have to go for pretty much any preacher from any religeon. Giving people false hope, preying on their insecurities and taking their money are all pretty cruel things imho.

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Bill O'Reilly

MorningStar

Satan is God it's just a misunderstaning. God created us but doesn't believe as sentient enough so threw us in the corner and "special" brother has taken over. He has an evil belief that our nature should be control as opposed embrace.

petes

MorningStar wrote:

Satan is God it's just a misunderstaning. God created us but doesn't believe as sentient enough so threw us in the corner and "special" brother has taken over. He has an evil belief that our nature should be control as opposed embrace.

eh...

jor el

Sleepy wrote:

Not Bush, I don't think he's evil at all tbh, I think he's just a bit slow. I believes he's acting for what he thinks is the greater good but just can't see that he's wrong. Or maybe he's a lot smarter than me and that's just what he wants us to think. It's a difficult question really. I'm not sure that I can think of anyone out and out evil. Shows more about my lack of knowledge on current affairs than anything else though...

Ah, the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was to convince the world that he didn't exist. Bush, possibly the smartest man on the planet? Now that's a scary thought.

petes wrote:

eh...

I second that motion.

MorningStar

petes wrote:

eh...

It's a Vodoo belief. God does exist he just doesn't believe we do as the devil hides us and actually rules the world. So if you worship the devil you can get what you want but God will do nothing.
Not everybody is catholic

petes

MorningStar wrote:

It's a Vodoo belief. God does exist he just doesn't believe we do as the devil hides us and actually rules the world. So if you worship the devil you can get what you want but God will do nothing.
Not everybody is catholic

Sorry but it sounds like ****e to me.

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Also your first post said that God created us but in the second he does'nt believe in us. Talk through your arse much?

Back on Topic.

Pat Kenny.

Dr. Loon

MorningStar wrote:

It's a Vodoo belief. God does exist he just doesn't believe we do as the devil hides us and actually rules the world. So if you worship the devil you can get what you want but God will do nothing.
Not everybody is catholic

You're still not making sense. Just to let you all know that I am Satan.

MorningStar

petes wrote:

Sorry but it sounds like ****e to me.

/Edit


Also your first post said that God created us but in the second he does'nt believe in us. Talk through your arse much?

Back on Topic.

Pat Kenny.

Yeah a god who is three people in one and needs his son who is part of himself has to go down to earth to die so he himself will open the gates to a magical kingdom so he himself can go home.
Lucifier Morningstar is put in charge of hell for having pride in himself. Satan is the keeper of hell not an inherent evil as such. Sum up any religionin two lines and you might just miss a point or two.

ai ing

MorningStar wrote:

It's a Vodoo belief. God does exist he just doesn't believe we do as the devil hides us and actually rules the world. So if you worship the devil you can get what you want but God will do nothing.

Sounds good. Im converting

Sleepy

MorningStar wrote:

Sum up any religionin two lines and you might just miss a point or two.

Sum them up in an encyclopedia and they're still as ridiculous as the combined works of the brother's Grimm.

petes

MorningStar wrote:

Yeah a god who is three people in one and needs his son who is part of himself has to go down to earth to die so he himself will open the gates to a magical kingdom so he himself can go home.
Lucifier Morningstar is put in charge of hell for having pride in himself. Satan is the keeper of hell not an inherent evil as such. Sum up any religionin two lines and you might just miss a point or two.

Im sticking by my original reply. Eh...






Are you on drugs?

KTRIC

You should read a nice little known book by a chap called Darwin.

There is no God or Satan. Man evolved from animals that crawled from the sea bed. We are all just very intelligent ANIMALS, live with it.

We all try to justify our existance by conjuring up rubbish like religion to help us get through our daly grind.

The fact is , you are born, you live your life however you choose and then you die. The end. There is nothing else.

jor el

Banta Fodder wrote:

We are all just very intelligent ANIMALS

The word 'very' should not be applied unilaterally I think.

Kernel

Banta Fodder wrote:

You should read a nice little known book by a chap called Darwin.

There is no God or Satan. Man evolved from animals that crawled from the sea bed. We are all just very intelligent ANIMALS, live with it.

We all try to justify our existance by conjuring up rubbish like religion to help us get through our daly grind.

The fact is , you are born, you live your life however you choose and then you die. The end. There is nothing else.

Wow, thanks for clearing that up for us all. So, where did you get your PhD in philosophy? Or was it theology you studied? Quantum physics perhaps?

'Truth' is, you don't know any more than anyone what you're talking about. The theory of evolution is still just a theory, I happen to accept it, but you must also ask, where did the desire for proteins/amino acids to combine to form living cells come from? And why?

solas

this is what would happen if Ireland allowed Americans asylum here.

Khalim

Dr. Loon wrote:

...Just to let you all know that I am Satan.

praise be to the dark lord

PullMyFinger!

Satan

Mercury_Tilt

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seamus

Moved from AH

kinkstr

Mercury_Tilt wrote:

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lets not forget about the polaks.

meditraitor

kinkstr wrote:

lets not forget about the polaks.

and the ferengi

kinkstr

If they let the ferengi into Ireland i give up.

meditraitor

kinkstr wrote:

If they let the ferengi into Ireland i give up.

Balbriggan is full of them, they arrived after the gig in ardgillan, cant get rid of them

Shabadu

The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!The power of Christ compells you!

meditraitor

Shabadu wrote:

The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!The power of Christ compells you!

Thats a very compelling notion!