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What every man should buy for his girlfriend....

  • 23-04-2005 8:24am
    #1
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,781 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    No Special Occasion Necessary!


    Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease:


    "Learn to strip while you work out! Carmen Electra leads a fun, flirty workout that will make you feel sexy while you work up a sweat. Carmen brings together hot moves from dance and fitness in a low-intensity workout that will work your abdomen, thighs, butt, and hips. Working with the best choreographers around, Carmen brings the art of the striptease into your living room. For a new kind of workout that's sure to quicken his pulse, throw inhibition out the window and follow Electra as she strips her way to a better body"

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00064VQWQ/102-5318211-8384921?v=glance
    http://www.aerobicstriptease.com/store/customer/products.php




Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Honey, I thought you were looking a little flabby and sexually repressed, so-"

    *SLAP*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Your second link doesn't work and if it did it would link to a virus afaik.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    "Honey, I thought you were looking a little flabby and sexually repressed, so-"

    *SLAP*
    "also, I need some new jerk-off material."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    Sarky wrote:
    "Honey, I thought you were looking a little flabby and sexually repressed, so-"

    *SLAP*

    lol!!! i cant imagine it going down too well. also and aerobic workout during a striptease mite be a bit confusing, i mean one minute shes peeling off then the next shes crunching her abs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    lol!!! i cant imagine it going down too well. also and aerobic workout during a striptease mite be a bit confusing, i mean one minute shes peeling off then the next shes crunching her abs!


    Whilst sitting on top of you?


    Man have you no imagination :D

    kdjac


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    KdjaC wrote:
    Whilst sitting on top of you?


    Man have you no imagination :D

    kdjac

    i am in your aw great sir


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    What happens if she discovers a real talent for it and decides to go professional. How many guys would be too happy about that? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭mycroft


    Sarky wrote:
    "Honey, I thought you were looking a little flabby and sexually repressed, so-"

    *SLAP*

    There really isn't a good time to bring up that up is there?
    Sleepy wrote:
    What happens if she discovers a real talent for it and decides to go professional. How many guys would be too happy about that?

    Depends do i get a cut? This could be my once chance to live my dream, live in a trailer park drinking coors lite all day, while my honey works in hooters, waiting for disability cheque to come.*

    * I never said this was a happy nice dream


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Well I wouldn't be offended if my boyfriend bought it for me, I'd probably just find it really hilarious!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Presumably when watched on rewind it also acts as a guide on how to get dressed sexily?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Pigman II wrote:
    Presumably when watched on rewind it also acts as a guide on how to get dressed sexily?
    And in less than 3 hours. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Victor wrote:
    And in less than 3 hours. :D
    Come on lad: thats asking for a bit much!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    It's a widely known psychological fact that most women find the image of a naked female more arousing than that of a male,and that's straight women,not just lesbians so buy this for your girlfriend and either she'll lock herself away with it and you'll be out of the job or else it'll turn her on to the max and you're sorted!

    My advice is watch it together!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Let's all chip in and buy & watch together! Everyone over to my place!
    /starts spreading out pillows, matresses and lube.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    She doesnt get naked in it so im told :D


    kdjac


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I still reckon we should investigate it for ourselves...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    id love my boyfriend to get me that...hmmm how to drop hints.... :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    Barbie_666 wrote:
    id love my boyfriend to get me that...hmmm how to drop hints.... :)
    Get your bf to be in your room while you're surfing, click on the link and put "Buy this for me" on the address bar, then tell him you're going to the toilet, and he'll get nosy and notice the page with the address bar? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,542 ✭✭✭kinkstr


    Sleepy wrote:
    What happens if she discovers a real talent for it and decides to go professional. How many guys would be too happy about that? ;)

    Shouldnt that be discussed in the Pimpdaddy forum?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭who007


    kinkstr wrote:
    Shouldnt that be discussed in the Pimpdaddy forum?

    ME!!!!!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    KdjaC wrote:
    She doesnt get naked in it so im told :D


    kdjac

    Aye....so i've been told too....


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