Best and Worst lines

OY

My best:
"I hope so commander for your sake... the emperor is not as forgiving as i am"

Worst:
"Mesa Jar Jar Binks" .... :mad:

Pigman II

That's simple ....

BEST
Leia : "I love you"
Han : "I know!"

WORST
Anakin : "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating,
and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's
soft... and smooth..."

User45701

Best:

Vader : There is no conflit.... (the music as he says that line)

Worst:

I actually cant think of the worst

arbeitsscheuer

BEST:

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness"
Emperor: "Your faith in your friends is yours!"

WORST:

Qui-Gon Jinn: "I don't sense anything"
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "It's not about the mission master, it's something elsewhere... elusive"


I'm sorry, but just the way Ewan says "elusive" like that... Every time I see it I cringe... Alec is spinning in his grave! Ah, I spose Ewan got better in Episode II....

OY

SebtheBum wrote:

BEST:

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness"
Emperor: "Your faith in your friends is yours!"
...
...
Ah, I spose Ewan got better in Episode II....

Nice quote, i like that one!
And how do you suppose he got better...??? Even in the ad for the next one his acting is bad and that is the trailer cuts!
e.g:
"We are at war Anakin"
"You were the chosen one!"
etc.

arbeitsscheuer

Well, i must first say that ewan is one of my fave actors - it's just that in the first one a) his accent is sh*t, and b) he has real trouble adjusting to acting with green/blue screens (So did Liam Neeson, he also had a 'mare, tbh).

But in the second his accent's better, and since he's alongside Hayden on screen most of the time, he looks like God by comparison!

OY

SebtheBum wrote:

But in the second his accent's better, and since he's alongside Hayden on screen most of the time, he looks like God by comparison!

LOL! I guess so... working alongside that kid would have made Bill Pullman look good! God bless him, he tries!

Doper Than U

Best line :

Leia : Would it help if I got out and pushed??
Han : It might!!

Worst : Anything said by Jar Jar Binks. Oh.. and "master" by E.McG. Once was enough frankly.

slave1

best . "I am your father"
worst. "may the force be with you" when spoken by Qui Jon
mace's lines are wak also, please don't mention jam jar

jaggeh

Best
Vader "This time NO Disintegrations"
Fett "As you wish"

worst
Chewbacca "brrrraaaaawwwwwwwrrrrrrrrr"
(i mean come on is he a llama or what)

Megatron

Best :
Han = "And i though they smelt bad on the outside".

Worst : We used to hit swap rats in beggers canon back home, they cant' be mroe than 2 meters".

The reason i don't like the line is that Luke lived on a Desert Planet... not a poxy swamp ...

Orion

Best:
Leia: You're a bit short to be a stormtroopers aren't you?

Worst: (next line)
Luke: Oh the Uniform. (takes off helmet) I'm Luke Skywalker - I'm here to rescue you.

Goodshape

Megatron wrote:

Worst : We used to hit swap rats in beggers canon back home, they cant' be mroe than 2 meters".

The reason i don't like the line is that Luke lived on a Desert Planet... not a poxy swamp ...

Sorry to be pedantic, but the actual quote is:
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters."

womp rats, not swamp rats.

Stabshauptmann

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Give that man his cudoos.

HOB-it

best
emporer :- wipe them out - all of them

worse

jam jar - you sa thinking people gonna die?


i think it nicely reflects the gaping chasm between the original trilogy and the new ones

Roar

best

han - "shut him up or shut him down" in empire

worst

anakin "are you an angel?" to padme, phantom menace

Venom

Best

"apology accepted captain Needa" - Vader

"I am altering the deal Calrissian,pray I dont alter it any more" - Vader

Worst

Any of Jar Jar's

bounty

darth sid has the best lines

"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."

"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side!"

"Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand."

"I am looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me Master."

"If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!"

tvnutz

Oh man what was that terrible line in Ep 1 that Padme says? It was such an american line about how if we dont have democracy the world will implode!

Mourinho's_love

My FAvourite:
"I hope so commander for your sake... the emperor is not as forgiving as i am"

My least favourite:
"Mesa Jar Jar Binks" ....

Crucifix

Best: "Young Skywalkah!!" Such inflection by the emperor

Worst: "I think just one guy should rule everything" Such terrible foreshadowing by Anakin.

Mourinho's_love

Crucifix wrote:

Best: "Young Skywalkah!!" Such inflection by the emperor

Worst: "I think just one guy should rule everything" Such terrible foreshadowing by Anakin.

Best

"apology accepted captain Needa" - Vader

"I am altering the deal Calrissian,pray I dont alter it any more" - Vader

Worst

Any of Jar Jar's

Oh man what was that terrible line in Ep 1 that Padme says? It was such an american line about how if we dont have democracy the world will implode!

Nice quote, i like that one! etc.

BEST:

Well, i must first say that ewan is one of my fave actors - it's just that in the first one a) his accent is sh*t, and b) he has real trouble adjusting to acting with green/blue screens (So did Liam Neeson, he also had a 'mare, tbh).

Oh star trek so many fun!

I watch this show obsessively! Only watching it last night and some great lines:

mewso

Plenty of good lines but for bad I can't help thinking of Luke telling Han he wasn't missing anything when he couldn't see. "I grew up here you know". Eh I think Han was the one who picked you up here if I recall.
No line but when Amadal kisses Anakin after landing on that beast it just looks and feels so wrong. Lucas' attempt to recapture the "For luck" sequence.

bounty

watched episode 1 again recently.... jar jar is so utterly **** its amazing

Pigman II

musician wrote:

Plenty of good lines but for bad I can't help thinking of Luke telling Han he wasn't missing anything when he couldn't see. "I grew up here you know". Eh I think Han was the one who picked you up here if I recall.

That was a bit corny alright, but in fairness who's to say just because Luke met Han in a bar in MosEisley automatically meant that that was where he grew up? For all Han knew perhaps Luke was just passing thru town with Kenobi.

Also anyway by 'here' perhaps he meant the specific area of the planet, rather than just Tatooine in general.

Darth Brawl

EP3 has a few but alor more gay ones,in preview ppl were laughin at stuff that i mean,u might smirk at, but u wudnt luagh out loud wrecked my head, but the best line ,i was hopin wud be in it,wasnt,was in the book, when a certain code is given to the clone troopers, and commander cody gives obi-wan his light saber back

Duckjob

The best ones (all from the original episodes):

1. [Emperor]: Young fool! Only now, at the end, do you understand!

2. [Luke]: "I don't believe it!"
[Yoda]: "That, is why you fail"

3. [Vader]: Your feelings are strong... especially for *Sis-tah*


The worst ones:

Every word out of that steaming pile Jar Jar.

OY

Duckjob wrote:

2. [Luke]: "I don't believe it!"
[Yoda]: "That, is why you fail"

I forgot about that one. That line is great.

DaBreno

Easily the best line :

"I find your Lack of Faith.....Disturbing! "


The worst?

Anything from the mouth of that Atrocity Jar Jar Binks. I pray to Jeebus that Sidious wreaks a terrible, terrible vengence upon him.

Duckjob

DaBreno wrote:

I pray to Jeebus that Sidious wreaks a terrible, terrible vengence upon him.

That's scary... You know it IS all fictional, right?


Actually thought of a few more, coutesy of the emperor:


<patting light sabre>
"You want this, don't you?"

"I can feel your ang-ah!"
"Strike me down, I am unarmed"
"Now, fulfil your destiny and take your fathers place at my side!"

mathie

Best

EP IV Han - 'Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.'

Then

EP V - Vader using the force to take his blaster

Worst

The numerous times 'Im not sure' was uttered during EP I

The Jedi - Idiots

M

Pigman II

mathie wrote:

Best

EP IV Han - 'Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.'

Then

EP V - Vader using the force to take his blaster

Dya know I must have seen these films 100 times each and I never made that connection! D'oh! Well spotted.

mathie

Pigman II wrote:

Dya know I must have seen these films 100 times each and I never made that connection! D'oh! Well spotted.

Thanks!

Yeah anytime I mention it people seem to not have spotted it!
:cool:

M

Kinetic^

It has to be in episode IV when some sap challenges Darth Vader -

Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed,the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

Sap: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways Lord Vader, your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you congure up the stolen data tapes or given clarevoyance to find the rebels hidden fortress......

He's cut short when he Darth Vader begins to strangle him.....using the force of course.

OY

mathie wrote:

Thanks!

Yeah anytime I mention it people seem to not have spotted it!
:cool:

M

Yeah...i never spotted that either. Actuallt TBH, i do not recall when Vadar takes his blaster. When is that exactly?

Pigman II

OY wrote:

Yeah...i never spotted that either. Actuallt TBH, i do not recall when Vadar takes his blaster. When is that exactly?

It's right at the point where Lando reveals his betrayal to Han and Co. Lando leads them up to a room. The doors slide open and there is Vader on the inside standing at the head of a long table. Han instinctively draws his blaster and gets a shot off which Vader blocks with the palm of his hand. Vader then uses the force and pulls the blaster out of Hans hand..

Einstein

Ah all these lines make me wanna watch all the movies in a row before seeing the next one!

Kinetic^

Divers wrote:

Ah all these lines make me wanna watch all the movies in a row before seeing the next one!

Thats what im doing tonight and tomorrow morning before seeing it tomorrow afternoon.

Einstein

sweeeet! Hopin to see it next week some time, might have to buy the original DVD trilogy over the weekend!

OY

Hey guys, check this out...

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And the best part is that you can view them. it just reminded me of this thread is all!

- OY

Pigman II

OY wrote:

Hey guys, check this out...

A hyperlink

And the best part is that you can view them. it just reminded me of this thread is all!

- OY

That list seems fair. ESB gets 3 of the top 5 moments. The prequels don't feature at all in the top 5.

The Bollox

best line:
Vader: "I find your lack of faith... disturbing

worst line: by now its a cliche, but any words that come out of Jar Jar's mouth :mad:

Keyser Soze 69 wrote:

Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed,the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

Sap: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways Lord Vader, your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you congure up the stolen data tapes or given clarevoyance to find the rebels hidden fortress......

well I can't really see Vader doing a Homer Simpson on the Sap "why you little!"

Buck Owens

best lines:
Dr. Evazan: [explaining] He doesn't like you.
Luke: I'm sorry.
Dr. Evazan: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Luke: I'll be careful.
Dr. Evazan: You'll be dead!
Obi-Wan: [intervening] This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
[Dr. Evazan shoves Luke across the room and pulls out a blaster]
Bartender: No blasters! No blasters!
[In a flash, he and his alien companion Pomda Baba are on the floor with a slashed torso and a severed arm respectively]

Han Solo: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Voice: What happened?
Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
[winces]
Voice: We're sending a squad up.
Han Solo: Uh, uh, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han Solo: Uh...
[shoots comm]
Han Solo: [mutters] Boring conversation anyway.
[shouting]
Han Solo: Luke, we're gonna have company!

Worst lines:
Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love you!
Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
Jar-Jar Binks: I speck!
Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

Queen Amidala: How did you end up here with us?
Jar Jar Binks: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

Good old imdb!

Duckjob

Buck Owens wrote:

Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
[winces]

Ha, ha. Yeah, love that bit. The 'how are you?' on the end of that line was a classic. Like, let's try to engage the vicious enemy in a bit of social chit-chat

TerrorFirmer

Duckjob wrote:

Ha, ha. Yeah, love that bit. The 'how are you?' on the end of that line was a classic. Like, let's try to engage the vicious enemy in a bit of social chit-chat

Agreed. I was gonna post that exact quote but guess i was beaten to it!

Why are there so few bad lines in episodes 4, 5, 6.. when 1,2,3 are packed with them?

That's right, Lucas is senile now and he writes he own movies these days.

Jim_Are_Great

Best:

[Yoda] - "No ... no try ... Do, or do not. There is no try"

or

[Luke] - "Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us or die."

Worst:

[Luke] - (after Leia says something about nobody caring about something or other) "I care". It just sounds out of place and poorly delivered.