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Licking One's Elbow

  • 22-04-2005 8:38pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭


    Anyone able to lick their own elbow.....coz I can't!!!!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭tovalee


    no, but i can put it in my ear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭|Referee|


    Spam!
    no-one can,
    nor does it hurt if u pinch it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    It's just one of those things, it's like no normal person can touch their nose with their tongue. Oh actually you know the length from your elbow to your wrist should be the length of your foot. Give it a go!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭|Referee|


    *Angel* wrote:
    It's just one of those things, it's like no normal person can touch their nose with their tongue. Oh actually you know the length from your elbow to your wrist should be the length of your foot. Give it a go!

    LIKE IN THE DA VINCI CODE?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Spam!
    no-one can,
    nor does it hurt if u pinch it
    Yeah It DOES!
    That ear thing is cool though


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭jamieh


    Jebus....your right!! Nice one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    people thats a commonly known fact and the Divinci Code thing is slightlt different you have to divide something or other, and apparently that lenght is also roughly the length of your penis, dunno never proven that one.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭|Referee|


    Le Rack wrote:
    people thats a commonly known fact (what is) and the Divinci Code thing is slightlt(slightly) different you have to divide something or other, and apparently that lenght (length) is also roughly the length of your penis, dunno (don't know) never proven that one.....
    _


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Some people CAN lick their own elbow...(and while its still attached to the rest of their body too)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    my friend can lick his


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Guys,try asking large-breasted women to touch their elbows behind their backs!

    Obviously don't tell them why though....... And yes I know I'm being cruel towards my own sex but,let's face it,anyone who falls for that one deserves to be laughed at!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    LadyJ wrote:
    Guys,try asking large-breasted women to touch their elbows behind their backs!

    Obviously don't tell them why though....... And yes I know I'm being cruel towards my own sex but,let's face it,anyone who falls for that one deserves to be laughed at!!!
    :D

    I've heard that it's impossible to do only when you are wearing a wet t-shirt, something to do with... friction and... water molecule dispersion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    do you know whats really fun,asking to people if they can bite their shoulder,everyone can but god its so funny when people do it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Gordon wrote:
    :D

    I've heard that it's impossible to do only when you are wearing a wet t-shirt, something to do with... friction and... water molecule dispersion.
    Well well well,aren't we just the ultimate ladies man!

    Gentlemen,take your cue from this guy! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    LIKE IN THE DA VINCI CODE?

    Well no not really, but I know what you're talking about like the length from your wrist to elbow is proportional to the length from your knee to ankle, and its the 'magical' number Phi (1.618... if I'm not mistaken). I hadn't heard bout Phi before I read the Da Vinci Code.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    do you know whats really fun,asking to people if they can bite their shoulder,everyone can but god its so funny when people do it!
    Ha,just did it! Hours of fun! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I can lick mine, it takes a bit of work but I can do it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    do you know whats really fun,asking to people if they can bite their shoulder,everyone can but god its so funny when people do it!

    Good one...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    i was playing a match tonight and a guy stood on the back of my thigh, very sore. when i got home i could feel it was cut and the physio had said it was badly bruised, so i was trying to see it and ended up spending 20 mins trying to see my ass!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    i was playing a match tonight and a guy stood on the back of my thigh, very sore. when i got home i could feel it was cut and the physio had said it was badly bruised, so i was trying to see it and ended up spending 20 mins trying to see my ass!
    Jesus man,get a mirror!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    i was playing a match tonight and a guy stood on the back of my thigh, very sore. when i got home i could feel it was cut and the physio had said it was badly bruised, so i was trying to see it and ended up spending 20 mins trying to see my ass!

    'special'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    well a mirror is just too easy! yeah i do get bored very easily. can anyone lick their their toes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    well a mirror is just too easy! yeah i do get bored very easily. can anyone lick their their toes?

    Not that I'd want to but can't most people do that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    how many people were sitting for ages, looking like tits while trying to lick their elbow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    ColHol wrote:
    how many people were sitting for ages, looking like tits while trying to lick their elbow?

    me for one. even though ive tried before and am going to try it soon after thsi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    *Angel* wrote:
    Not that I'd want to but can't most people do that?

    can you?

    i cant do it, yes i just tried it. i saw my sis (aged 26) doing it, just about though.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I can (just about) lick my elbow with my tongue and I can easily touch the tip of my nose and the bottom of my chin with it too! I have an extraordinarily long tongue :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    I can (just about) lick my elbow with my tongue and I can easily touch the tip of my nose and the bottom of my chin with it too! I have an extraordinarily long tongue :D

    mmmmmm extraordinarily long tongue!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 Ratzinger


    The Pope can lick his own elbow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    yeah i hear its the first thing they ask you in the interview!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,091 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    i was playing a match tonight and a guy stood on the back of my thigh, very sore. when i got home i could feel it was cut and the physio had said it was badly bruised, so i was trying to see it and ended up spending 20 mins trying to see my ass!

    Look in a mirror. See the asshole?

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    _
    the length of your elbow to your wrist is that of your foot.
    and i DO apologise for my bad spelling and grammer!!!!!!!

    (go to my post above john guy)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    can you?

    i cant do it, yes i just tried it. i saw my sis (aged 26) doing it, just about though.

    Yep I can!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭D


    LadyJ wrote:
    Guys,try asking large-breasted women to touch their elbows behind their backs!

    Obviously don't tell them why though....... And yes I know I'm being cruel towards my own sex but,let's face it,anyone who falls for that one deserves to be laughed at!!!
    My personal favourite is pointing out that gulible isn't in the dictionary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    D wrote:
    My personal favourite is pointing out that gulible isn't in the dictionary.

    Not with one 'l' it isn't :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    I got an email a while ago saying that no-one can touch their elbow with their tongue and that 75% of readers would try it after reading


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,455 ✭✭✭weemcd


    LadyJ wrote:
    Guys,try asking large-breasted women to touch their elbows behind their backs!

    Obviously don't tell them why though....... And yes I know I'm being cruel towards my own sex but,let's face it,anyone who falls for that one deserves to be laughed at!!!


    lol tried that one last night, it worked lmao. took the silly bitch ages to work out why.

    nice one LadyJ


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    *Angel* wrote:
    Yep I can!

    talent!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    steveland? wrote:
    I got an email a while ago saying that no-one can touch their elbow with their tongue and that 75% of readers would try it after reading

    i have seen that too but i have also seen my friend prove that wrong


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