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  • 20-04-2005 7:14pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 17


    hey folks,

    new users here, great site!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    allo there :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭FranknFurter


    Hi :)
    Good to see fresh meat eh Az?.....*cough*.......I mean new blood, yup thats it, new blood ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Hi :)
    Good to see fresh meat eh Az?.....*cough*.......I mean new blood, yup thats it, new blood ;)

    Literal lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 931 ✭✭✭moridin


    charming :P

    Hello new person.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 smirno


    Thanks for the welcome folks,

    glad to be here!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,964 ✭✭✭Hmm_Messiah


    Ello new person

    Nice to see people avoiding "what ya'd expect from those gay folk at every opportunity"
    How often does "meat" appear in LBG threads rather than the Straight folks ones ( or should I be calling them breeders) :cool:


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,002 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Hey smirno. Welcome and all that. We're all pretty friendly here - any hassles or problems or ya just want to discuss something lgb-esque, feel free to post it once it's in the charter rule thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭damien


    Hello and welcome. Let me introduce you to some people at this party. Going around the room clockwise.


    The guy humping your leg and telling you he's a fairy is azezil. He's harmless really. He doesn't discriminate either. Be you male, female or chair he'll attach his gyrating crotch to your leg. While he seems loud and obnoxious he's not, he's sweet and introverted but crowds getting him going.

    The guy over there to your right going on and on about sugar and glyemic indices is Stark. He's from Cork but we're still nice to him.

    The lad there tryin to convince everyone how masculine he is and checking out all the guys 19-22 is called ixoy. He's one of the mods and gets quite aroused waving his authority about. No it's not a doll in his hand it's a Dr. Who action figure. Well, so he says.

    The lad with the blue/black hair bouncing about the place is Moridin. No, he's not always like that but someone fed him Jelly Tots and champagne. Don't get him started on anime or he'll start telling you how great Naruto is.

    The guy that's standing at the back there watching everything happen and only interjecting now and then is DeRebel. He's a wise one who only seems to say something when something needs to be said.

    The lovely lass there next to DeRebel is newgrange. That dvd in her hand is probably "The L Word". Lesbian filth if you ask me. I watch it weekly.

    The tall fella over there that's giving you that weird eyebrow stare is Swiss. He's one of the mods too. A waterford man.

    The lad there laughing and joking and making people smile is BuffyBot. He's actually over in the UK, that's a hologram he beamed in. Technology is great innit ?

    The eye peering out the closet door there is Ardam, he's probably busy writing another gorgeous bit of prose to get our brains thinking.

    The lady talking to the door is Beruthiel, she's like the mommy of this group. She comes along now and then and helps us kids. But she's not old ok ?

    The guy sipping the rare whisky that comes from a rocky island off Scotland and who is correcting everyone's grammar is Yoda. Yes, he actually is complaining about the typeface on the poster on the wall.

    The guy over there handing out condoms is GayHealthProject, Listen to what he says about STIs but don't think every man is going to infect you with something. He's a tad alarmist but his heart is in the right place.

    The guy arguing with the mirror is Boston. He's a stubbon bastard but we still love him.

    The guy in the wellies trying to calm the mirror and Boston is Earthman. He looks after those Politics people too. A referee of sorts.

    The guy with the Harry Potter book in one hand and some history book in the other is NoelRock. Tis way past his bedtime and he has study to do.

    The fella over there is the_syco , he comes along now and then and I give out to him and call him names. But I like him deep down but won't ever say that to him.

    The lad there with the placard, megaphone and half bottle of cider in his jacket pocket is Johnnymcg. I think he's one of those "forever" students. He'll never leave college.

    The cute girlie talking to that student guy is claire h. She's really sweet and chirpy but had this thing for "quality" porn. I dunno what she's on about and well do I need to really know ? Exactly. No.

    The guy nattering nonstop and giving a soliloquy everytime someone says just one sentence is Hmm_Messiah. Don't get him started on religion. Seriously.

    The guy on the table in the Kerry GAA jersey is amnesiac_ie. Yes, he is doing that "wild dancing" dance that was in the Eurovision last year.

    The slightly freaked out guy watching Amensiac dance is OfflerCrocGod. Straight. ixoy is heartbroken. The guy that's net to him is Fletch. He's very quiet lately.

    The young lady there with the cool t-shirt is fozzle. That's catastrophy chatting to her. She doesn't attend too many of these parties but perhaps she'll visit more.

    The lad talking to fozzle and cat about programming a TiVo is dictatorcat. He watches too much TV.

    The other lad there is snapscan1212p. Yes it is a weird name. He likes piercings I believe.

    The guy with the long hair and wheels is FranknFurter. No, we don't ask him why he is dressed all in leather and wearing masscara.

    That's ClareBear next to him. She's a Cork exile.

    That one there with all the bags if crisps and sweets is memphis.

    The teacher looking chap there is falteringstar. He's going to be a politician some day, but he doesn't know it yet.

    There's another mini-crowd over there of people that I don't know well enough to introduce themselves. Perhaps they'll introduce themselves.

    Also, that's not everyone. There are more on their way. Hope that gave you a little insight to this friendly bunch of people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    ROFL...post of the month


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 smirno


    hehe Thanks for the intro,
    you folks seem pretty sound.

    its good to see some of irelands online community is so friendly.

    :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Moi an exobitionist!

    hmmm must add that to my profile...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭FranknFurter


    The guy with the long hair and wheels is FranknFurter. No, we don't ask him why he is dressed all in leather and wearing masscara

    Ill have you know my hair aint *that* long, well ok, it *is* getting a bit on the long side but thats only coz I'm very wary of my local hairdresser after a very embarrassing "peroxide related incident".:o

    An they is *new* wheelz now! Lifts me an makes me 6 foot tall they do now!! Im finally able to smooch me bf without him risking his back! (is 6'3 and i *was* bout 4.5 sitting) wheeeeeeeeee!!!! so if ya see a crazy goth flying round dublin at 15kph watchout boiz, i can reach ya now!! :D;);)

    b


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭swiss


    *raises his eyebrows at this whole endeavour*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭Rock Climber


    damien.m wrote:
    Going around the room clockwise.
    lol
    I must be the invisible man :D
    Hello everybody and hello Smirno :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 931 ✭✭✭moridin


    Always modest eh?

    Lets not forget our dear damien.m, man of many identities... Besides attempting to get the whole bar drunk by buying them all shots, he's got less apathy then the rest of us and campaigns for what he believes in. He also likes to think he can drink more champagne than I can, but there's not much chance of that happening anytime soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭dictatorcat


    How did you know i watch too much TV.......*looks around room for hidden camera*

    Wilcommen, Bienvenue, welcome to cabaret. Smirno :D
    I must be the invisible man

    I got my eye on you Rock Climber ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,964 ✭✭✭Hmm_Messiah


    Constantly Endeavouring to say less.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,380 ✭✭✭highdef


    Great post Damien. I can almost put a face to the names now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭sidekick


    Excellent post Damien. I just wish I was as famous as all the others. Next time perhaps. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭Rock Climber


    Rock Climber
    erm no offence
    but brought to mind some kind of
    scabie like parasite on a closetted Hollywood Icon.
    Jaysus thats not a very nice thing to say
    Pointless contributiion; but then I am messing around online on a friday night !!
    indeed
    Constantly Endeavouring to say less.
    perhaps you should.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,380 ✭✭✭highdef


    I haven't a clue what Hmm_Messiah was on about either!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭damien


    Jaysus thats not a very nice thing to say

    But that's more a reflection on Hmmmm, not you.

    The Rock he means is Rock Hudson. One of the first big Hollywood stars to get AIDS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,156 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    damien wrote: »
    Hello and welcome. Let me introduce you to some people at this party. Going around the room clockwise.


    The guy humping your leg and telling you he's a fairy is azezil. He's harmless really. He doesn't discriminate either. Be you male, female or chair he'll attach his gyrating crotch to your leg. While he seems loud and obnoxious he's not, he's sweet and introverted but crowds getting him going.

    The guy over there to your right going on and on about sugar and glyemic indices is Stark. He's from Cork but we're still nice to him.

    The lad there tryin to convince everyone how masculine he is and checking out all the guys 19-22 is called ixoy. He's one of the mods and gets quite aroused waving his authority about. No it's not a doll in his hand it's a Dr. Who action figure. Well, so he says.

    The lad with the blue/black hair bouncing about the place is Moridin. No, he's not always like that but someone fed him Jelly Tots and champagne. Don't get him started on anime or he'll start telling you how great Naruto is.

    The guy that's standing at the back there watching everything happen and only interjecting now and then is DeRebel. He's a wise one who only seems to say something when something needs to be said.

    The lovely lass there next to DeRebel is newgrange. That dvd in her hand is probably "The L Word". Lesbian filth if you ask me. I watch it weekly.

    The tall fella over there that's giving you that weird eyebrow stare is Swiss. He's one of the mods too. A waterford man.

    The lad there laughing and joking and making people smile is BuffyBot. He's actually over in the UK, that's a hologram he beamed in. Technology is great innit ?

    The eye peering out the closet door there is Ardam, he's probably busy writing another gorgeous bit of prose to get our brains thinking.

    The lady talking to the door is Beruthiel, she's like the mommy of this group. She comes along now and then and helps us kids. But she's not old ok ?

    The guy sipping the rare whisky that comes from a rocky island off Scotland and who is correcting everyone's grammar is Yoda. Yes, he actually is complaining about the typeface on the poster on the wall.

    The guy over there handing out condoms is GayHealthProject, Listen to what he says about STIs but don't think every man is going to infect you with something. He's a tad alarmist but his heart is in the right place.

    The guy arguing with the mirror is Boston. He's a stubbon bastard but we still love him.

    The guy in the wellies trying to calm the mirror and Boston is Earthman. He looks after those Politics people too. A referee of sorts.

    The guy with the Harry Potter book in one hand and some history book in the other is NoelRock. Tis way past his bedtime and he has study to do.

    The fella over there is the_syco , he comes along now and then and I give out to him and call him names. But I like him deep down but won't ever say that to him.

    The lad there with the placard, megaphone and half bottle of cider in his jacket pocket is Johnnymcg. I think he's one of those "forever" students. He'll never leave college.

    The cute girlie talking to that student guy is claire h. She's really sweet and chirpy but had this thing for "quality" porn. I dunno what she's on about and well do I need to really know ? Exactly. No.

    The guy nattering nonstop and giving a soliloquy everytime someone says just one sentence is Hmm_Messiah. Don't get him started on religion. Seriously.

    The guy on the table in the Kerry GAA jersey is amnesiac_ie. Yes, he is doing that "wild dancing" dance that was in the Eurovision last year.

    The slightly freaked out guy watching Amensiac dance is OfflerCrocGod. Straight. ixoy is heartbroken. The guy that's net to him is Fletch. He's very quiet lately.

    The young lady there with the cool t-shirt is fozzle. That's catastrophy chatting to her. She doesn't attend too many of these parties but perhaps she'll visit more.

    The lad talking to fozzle and cat about programming a TiVo is dictatorcat. He watches too much TV.

    The other lad there is snapscan1212p. Yes it is a weird name. He likes piercings I believe.

    The guy with the long hair and wheels is FranknFurter. No, we don't ask him why he is dressed all in leather and wearing masscara.

    That's ClareBear next to him. She's a Cork exile.

    That one there with all the bags if crisps and sweets is memphis.

    The teacher looking chap there is falteringstar. He's going to be a politician some day, but he doesn't know it yet.

    There's another mini-crowd over there of people that I don't know well enough to introduce themselves. Perhaps they'll introduce themselves.

    Also, that's not everyone. There are more on their way. Hope that gave you a little insight to this friendly bunch of people.

    I know its 6 years old but this is a cool post and it's be great to do a current one ;-)

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭BanzaiBk


    FranknFurter :( Knew him well at another time, hope you're out there somewhere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Ha! how things have changed since then... I haven't humped anyones leg in years :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    You moved on to other parts. How times change :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭Sam Tyler


    Did'nt realise this thread was nearly 6 years old!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    BuffyBot wrote: »
    You moved on to other parts. How times change :P

    Tiz true, I do enjoy a bit of aural ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,620 ✭✭✭Rick_


    I was gonna say "thankfully I have been left off the list!" but then I realised the thread is from 6 years ago!


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Oh that brings me back.... :)

    I remember Franknfurter posting up a sexual encounter he once had, involving fruit I believe, I laughed so much, I cried.

    Where's Damien these days?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21 Tahitiisland


    welcome to the mad house newbie!! (thats my new name for you)!!,

    anyway me's taihitiisland..im a bootilicous gal looking around here! im also a newbie !! hehe!!,

    well they treat all pretty good around here!! watch out for the leg humper and you'll be fine and fit right in haha!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,156 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Huh?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    I'm guessing she doesn't realise it's a 6yr old thread :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Paddy C wrote: »
    I was gonna say "thankfully I have been left off the list!" but then I realised the thread is from 6 years ago!

    I was gonna say "why am I not on the list?" and vowed to myself to post more so that people know who the fork I am...........

    Then I realised it's six years old and I wasn't on Boards then! Phew.......

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,905 ✭✭✭Aard


    Kinda all in vain considering the OP never made it past 17 posts. :P


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,002 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Well the Dr. Who bit is still applicable for me! :D
    Beruthiel wrote:
    Where's Damien these days?
    I bumped into him in Dublin a few weeks back and he's alive, just not posting here.


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