Caption please

PH01 · 20-04-2005 1:30pm #1

Gordon · 20-04-2005 1:34pm

Army official sues plastic surgeon for using real plastic in his leg operations.

20-04-2005 1:39pm

General suffers horrific injury after falling out of aeroplane

Rhyme · 20-04-2005 1:43pm

"I've fallen over"

or

"After 28 years of loyal service, General Wilson is finally defeated by a bananaskin"

NewFrockTuesday · 20-04-2005 1:46pm

Gggggooooooooo Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

memphis · 20-04-2005 1:50pm

That look nasty, I can almost do that though, it takes adjusting your private parts slightly and dropping down nice an easy. Can be painful! But not impossible!

Glipmac · 20-04-2005 1:59pm

I dont wanna be in the army i wanna be a ballet dancer!

Thank God for Vasectomies!

I can scratch me balls without using my hands!

Glip

acri · 20-04-2005 5:49pm

"Theres a cat under that tank..."

Sarky · 20-04-2005 5:54pm

Army officer does splits, onlookers unimpressed.

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Shut up, I'm not Oscar sodding Wilde!

Le Rack · 20-04-2005 6:37pm

"men this is a position we call "men should not be able to do this""

20-04-2005 6:42pm

Well done private, it's this kind of dedication that won us the last war!

now somebody call a medic.

funky penguin · 20-04-2005 7:05pm

"Warm, init?"

NotMe · 20-04-2005 9:18pm

funky penguin · 20-04-2005 10:20pm

I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner.....

Cheers for reminding me Notme!

danniemcq · 20-04-2005 11:12pm

i'm meltingggg argh

woosaysdan · 21-04-2005 4:35pm

are those my legs ted?

NotMe · 21-04-2005 10:00pm

funky penguin · 21-04-2005 11:14pm

AHAHAHAHA! Jesus!

Lol

jezza · 21-04-2005 11:35pm

that nuts be painful

funky penguin · 21-04-2005 11:36pm

Ba Dum Bum Cheeeee!!!!

amp · 22-04-2005 7:31am

PH01 wrote:

In Soviet Russia BANANA SPLITS YOU!

danniemcq · 22-04-2005 4:57pm

that last one is the best so far

Sarky · 23-04-2005 7:57am

amp wrote:

In Soviet Russia BANANA SPLITS YOU!

Heavens, the boy is right!

God bless you Amp. Or someone else, I guess, if God is busy.

wayfarer · 23-04-2005 3:27pm

Screenshot from The Full Monty part ZWEI

Capt'n Midnight · 23-04-2005 5:00pm

Why you should never try goose stepping on ice.

Le Rack · 23-04-2005 5:22pm

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duck and Cover Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISAW · 23-04-2005 7:51pm

PH01 wrote:

Soldier charged with being legless after night on town.
Guy at front of line says: Stop arseing about and stand to attention like the rest of them

Guy at front says: Now give me ten private and dont do that again!

Guy at front says: Cant you recruits make up your mind? Join the ballet , joint the army, join the ballet , join the army...

Guy at front says: Okay the rest of you now you know how its done. ABOUT TURN!

ISAW · 23-04-2005 7:53pm

Heres a good one.

Right Private. See this flag on the top of my barrel. You know wher to put it!

wayfarer · 24-04-2005 12:33pm

Ivan Cage demonstrates the difficult technique for his special move for unarmed combat, The Nut Cracker

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 24-04-2005 1:12pm

Gordon wrote:

Army official sues plastic surgeon for using real plastic in his leg operations.

My faverite one right there... since it does make him look like he's got plastic GI-Joe legs.

funky penguin · 24-04-2005 11:27pm

achoooo!

NotMe · 25-04-2005 9:51pm

Lol! I just realised how funny that picture is. I mean wtf is he doing?

Glipmac · 28-04-2005 11:48am

If the army's made of rubber will the bullets bounce back?

pickarooney · 28-04-2005 12:25pm

Budgets for Ministries of Defense, Silly Walks, misallocated.

Caption please

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