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MARTIANS NOT THRILLED OVER NASA PROBING

  • 25-08-1999 1:02am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭


    MARTIANS NOT THRILLED OVER NASA PROBING

    LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- When it comes to probing unmentionable parts of the human anatomy, aliens can sure dish it out -- but when the shoe's on the other foot it's another story. Tomorrow, NASA will officially announce the landing location for the Martian Polar Lander which is scheduled to begin probing the Red Planet sometime in December. However, L.A.-based ufologist Andy Reiss claims Martians living underneath the planet aren't too thrilled about getting a "probe job" by NASA. He predicts leaders of the Martian city will destroy the probe before it can even land. Although NASA claims the Polar Lander will simply check to see if there's water three feet below the surface, Reiss says the Martians are suspicious that it will really be laying groundwork for a future invasion. Reiss claims the Martians are willing to adopt a "wait-and- see attitude" toward the probe, but will destroy it at the first sign of aggression.



Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭mobius


    Hmmm martians?
    'Real Life' Boards?
    You should have posted it to the Quake boards ffs! smile.gif

    Get muppited at:
    http://www.gibworld.com/mobius




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    All the other boards need help. If it wasn't for the offtopic posts on the Quake board it would of died long ago. tongue.gif

    Anyway where's Adra these days? She never visits this board? I think we should get 3 students with a cam corder to go down to Ennis to see if she still exists. We could call it "The Ennis ***** Project" smile.gif (DUCKS)



  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Report just in...

    A woung woman answering to the name of Adra was seen in the vicinity of Donegal last week. When approached by local farmer Patty Mac Pat, she ran off into the distance.
    "She must have been after the cows - she kept screaming for Cream"
    said Mr Mac Pat when questioned by this reporter about the sighting.

    Rest assured that this station will keep you informed. If you see this woman, do not approach - she is considered to be clinically insane and cannot be held responsibe for her own actions.

    tongue.gif

    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    homepage.tinet.ie/~davitt




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 422 ✭✭adra


    heeheee

    Donegal rules!

    dav there's a hotel in bundoran called the holyrod!!!!!
    man i laughed my sides out....not good when your driving!


    anyways got back from donegal ...checked to see all vitals still there (feeee u!)

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    im starving
    and rambling so im off tongue.gif


    ps your mad!!!
    all of yee!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 422 ✭✭adra


    hobbes i heard that!
    tongue.gif


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