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David Hasslehoff withdrawal thread

simu · 2005-04-17 00:00:06

The forum was shut down cruelly without explanation just as I was getting into it. Let this thread be a refuge for all those who suffer like me!

17-04-2005 12:00am

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simu

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The forum was shut down cruelly without explanation just as I was getting into it. Let this thread be a refuge for all those who suffer like me!

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#2 17-04-2005 1:01am

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While I did not understand the call of the Hoff, I respect those who heard it.

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#3 17-04-2005 1:31am

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Thank you. I respect that you respect that.

Neways, more hoff stuff (hstouff):I saw the film Untergang today and one of the minor character Nazis looked just like the Hoff. It makes you think - could the capacity for evil reside in all of us, even in one as divine as the Hoff?

(No, I'm not going to trawl through the imdb credits and do a google image search on all the names just to get this guy's pic - I'm not at that level of devotion just yet).

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#4 17-04-2005 1:44am

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Seems like the admins realised the errors of their drunkeness and deleted the forum.

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#5 17-04-2005 3:09pm

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emmm guys the hoff forum is still there..... under public in hosted?

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#6 17-04-2005 3:31pm

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It's there but it's locked.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=240102

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#7 17-04-2005 3:36pm

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jesus i dont believe it....... yella mustnt have seen this thread.......

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#8 17-04-2005 5:14pm

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MacGyver could kick his ass anyday.

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#9 17-04-2005 5:19pm

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Or Tom Selleck.

Hell, Selleck's tache could whip Hasslehoff's ass...

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#10 17-04-2005 5:22pm

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Winters wrote:

MacGyver could kick his ass anyday.

i remember a thread, on tv I think, where we pretended we were the mac and used three items (pics) TO MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING.

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#11 17-04-2005 5:26pm

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Example....

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#12 17-04-2005 6:01pm

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funky penguin wrote:

Example....

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Interesting, but I'm waiting for independent verification.

I also nominate MacGyver as this months God.

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#13 17-04-2005 6:38pm

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Dindindindindindiiiiin dun din dinnnnnn! Dindin duuun du di di duu diduuuuu!

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#14 17-04-2005 10:11pm

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I had a dream that I was happily swimming of Malibu beach, throwing a beachball around with a load of busty friends when suddenly my foot gets tangled up in some seaweed and I start to struggle. My friends, being all useless and girly in such situations, start shrieking, drawing the attention of the lifeguard on duty. As I bob in the water, stretching for breath, who do I see sprint and dive into the water to save me, only David Hasselhoff. A gulp of sea water leaves me spluttering and panic sets in. David has reached me at this point and is trying to free my foot. But he can't!!!

Thats when I wake up screaming.

Dont you see, it feels like The Hoff has abandoned me.

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#15 17-04-2005 10:51pm

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wayfarer wrote:

I had a dream that I was happily swimming of Malibu beach, throwing a beachball around with a load of busty friends when suddenly my foot gets tangled up in some seaweed and I start to struggle. My friends, being all useless and girly in such situations, start shrieking, drawing the attention of the lifeguard on duty. As I bob in the water, stretching for breath, who do I see sprint and dive into the water to save me, only David Hasselhoff. A gulp of sea water leaves me spluttering and panic sets in. David has reached me at this point and is trying to free my foot. But he can't!!!

Thats when I wake up screaming.

Dont you see, it feels like The Hoff has abandoned me.

Clearly. Thank you for bringing this thread back on topic.

/glares at MacGyverites

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#16 17-04-2005 10:56pm

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/glares at Hoffmeisters, and shakes fist aswell

Ha. That'll learn ya goodo.

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#17 18-04-2005 1:09am

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Very well then - you know this means war! And we've got the Hoff on our side!

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#18 18-04-2005 8:26am

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Oh wow .. look. You have a talking car and a boat/fake tits on your side.

MacGyver has his trusty pen knife and his ability to put 3 random objects together and create a weapon of ultimate doom. He could easily kick the Hoff's ass.

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#19 13-05-2005 1:09pm

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the hoff is on jonathan ross tonight

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#20 13-05-2005 1:16pm

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MacGyver would kick ANYONE'S ass. He surely must be God, or east Jesus or something.

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#21 13-05-2005 7:50pm

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The only thing David hasslehoff was withdrawing from was

Nevermind..

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#22 14-05-2005 3:54pm

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David Hasslehoff on Johnathan Ross last night (13/5)

Quote of the Night

When asked about all the attention he gets

The Hoff:

"Well you do get drunk people come up to you and annoy you... but that's just 2% of the time...
99% of the time it's great..."

I'm surprised Jonathan didn't pick up on that and slag the shiite outta him. Made me laugh. Gobshiite!

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