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Shortest Fairytale Ever

  • 15-04-2005 3:48pm
    #1
    garred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭


    Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?"

    She said "No"

    And the guy lived happily ever after


Comments

  • #2
    curliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭curliq


    thats funny? me gets it, but tisn't funny

    brownie points for effort perhaps


  • #3
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Brought a tear to my eye!


  • #4
    JackKelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭JackKelly


    i anti-laughed


  • #5
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    kittenkiller wrote:
    Brought a tear to my eye!
    Like a swift punch to the boobs.


  • #6
    Vikings
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,788 ✭✭✭Vikings


    Jr.Shabadu wrote:
    Like a swift punch to the boobs.

    That quote deserves a thread of its own! Hehehe


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  • #7
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    it's funny because i hate women*

    *i don't really


  • #8
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    I cried


  • #9
    Diarmsquid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    Worst joke EVER


  • #10
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Have you ever heard the dead baby jokes.....? I think they could compete for the title of worst joke ever.


  • #11
    The tax man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭The tax man


    :D:p:):o:( :mad: That about covers it for me.


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  • #12
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Hey, this is funny!

    It made me laugh in any case....

    Short and sweet.


  • #13
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    I have read more interesting things on a tin of beans...

    next time don't bother

    try this...

    A duck walks into a bar and sits down, looks at the barman and says

    "Got any bread?"

    Barman replys: "no, sorry mate"

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "I just told you i haven't got any bread!"

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "If you ask if i have got any bread one more time i am gonna nail your F***in' beak to the bar!"

    Duck: "Got any nails?"

    Barman: "NO, I DONT HAVE ANY NAILS!"

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Glipmac :cool:


  • #14
    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    hmmm, "garred" is remarkably similar to what I'd do to you if I was mod.

    Waste of a thread. (They're an endangered species you know?)


  • #15
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Hey come on give the guy a break it is fairly amusing....

    And i've seen wayyyyy worse posted as new threads!

    Example - Crap joke


  • #16
    garred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭garred


    Don't worry Mobile, your right there are plenty of sh1te jokes in this forum but I'd just click my mouse button. Guess some people love a good old moan.


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