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ok I got one, I got one...

  • 15-04-2005 11:54am
    #1
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭


    this dude went to his doctor with a problem. the doctor invited him in and asked what the problem was. the man sighed and said "promise you won't laugh?" the doctor said "in all my years I have seen a lot of ****y ****, but I never laughed at a patient" the man says "ok, I have a problem with my penis" and he dropped his pants to reveal the tiniest schlong the doctor had ever seen and he couldn't help himself, he started cacking himself. after about a minute the doctor got a grip and appologised repeatedly to the heavilly embarresed and cheesed off patient and asked "so erm... what seem to be the problem?" "its swolen"


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  • #2
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    The funniest things in life stem from personal experience eh Marts? ;)


  • #3
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    :p wanna find out?


  • #4
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Oh go on so!





    Actually hold on... i don't have my super-duper-extra-strong contact lenses in so there'd be no point!

    Maybe some other time sugar! :p


  • #5
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    *church bell chimes once* that was below the belt (well for size proportion I couldn't just use a boxing bell, could I? :p)


  • #6
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Thought the whole thread regarded a topic situated 'below the belt'?


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  • #7
    Praetorian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,717 ✭✭✭Praetorian


    Get a room will ye :)


  • #8
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    yeah well *looks down* it 'aint below the belt at the mo!

    just joshin'

    listen I don't wanna get banned for offending such a... charming *cough* young lady, so I'm gonna stop


  • #9
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    It's not the size of the nail it the size of the hammer you hit it with!

    Glip :cool:


  • #10
    Panjo1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭Panjo1982


    Glipmac wrote:
    It's not the size of the nail it the size of the hammer you hit it with!

    Glip :cool:

    Haha i'd bet you say to yourself everyday ey??


  • #11
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I broke into a house one night naked and the Gardai dectectives thought it was a Kangaroo !!!

    Do the math ;)


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  • #12
    acri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭acri


    Glipmac wrote:
    It's not the size of the nail it the size of the hammer you hit it with!

    Glip :cool:


    ....i dont get it.


  • #13
    besty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭besty


    Banta Fodder wrote:
    I broke into a house one night naked and the Gardai dectectives thougt it was a Kangaroo !!!

    Do the math ;)

    ha, i like that one


  • #14
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    About the actual joke, that IS funny.....swollen.....lol

    Although fair play to this one, which made it even funnier
    The funniest things in life stem from personal experience eh Marts?


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