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Has it started

15-04-2005 9:49am

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joejoem

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going to start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Damn, it's started."

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#2 15-04-2005 9:50am

conformist

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thats crap

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#3 15-04-2005 9:51am

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No it's not.

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#4 15-04-2005 9:51am

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har har

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#5 15-04-2005 10:02am

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conformist banned for a week for his succinct reply. Please read the charter folks - it's there for a reason.

Bio

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#6 15-04-2005 11:26am

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conformist wrote:

thats crap

I got a great laugh out of that. Not as much as when I saw you got banned!

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#7 15-04-2005 11:46am

Tyrrial

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that was funny

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#8 15-04-2005 11:47am

stuey

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meh

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#9 15-04-2005 2:07pm

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great

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#10 15-04-2005 2:14pm

Ro: maaan!

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I liked it.

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#11 15-04-2005 8:08pm

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hehe good one.

What's with every1 getting banned lately :rolleyes:

(Please don't ban me for saying that )

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#12 15-04-2005 9:04pm

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Ban him!

Good joke btw...

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#13 15-04-2005 10:06pm

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Yup a good one,probably most in here who replied are married...Married men get it much more than single blokes.

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#14 15-04-2005 10:24pm

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that is rather good... I'll do my best to use that one over the weekend.

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#15 15-04-2005 10:27pm

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mad m wrote:

Yup a good one,probably most in here who replied are married...Married men get it much more than single blokes.

That is a filthy lie! I'm not married and I give my boyfriend just as much grief.

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#16 15-04-2005 10:56pm

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LOL Class

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#17 16-04-2005 12:44am

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Jr.Shabadu wrote:

That is a filthy lie! I'm not married and I give my boyfriend just as much grief.

Yeah,but we all know secretly you pretend to be married to him in your head.God help him.

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#18 16-04-2005 5:57am

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mad m wrote:

Yeah,but we all know secretly you pretend to be married to him in your head.God help him.

How you know? I'm caught rapid!

We have a chiddler though, so i've some bossiness entitelments over him. ;P

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