coolest words ever

wheres me jumpa

some words just make an impression on you...

spatula
bifidius

and for the irish speakers out there

smidirini

whats yours?

Nasty_Girl

criospai!!!!!

wheres me jumpa

oh your nasty!

Rhyme

Crúbeen always had a special place in my heart... long before people turned it into an insult

(apologies as ive obviously mispelled the word *shame*)

tba

Credulous
Superfluous
anything ending in "ous"

The Real B-man

Coola Boola

wheres me jumpa

check this out, i googled for funny words and this comes up, i cant believe somebody actually put up this page and secondly he put up such a crap list!!!

http://people.ucsc.edu/~mleyden/words.htm

Rhyme

wheres me jumpa wrote:

check this out, i googled for funny words and this comes up, i cant believe somebody actually put up this page and secondly he put up such a crap list!!!

http://people.ucsc.edu/~mleyden/words.htm

Wow, he really likes his normal words... whats the bet that he'd implode if you said 'knickerbocker' or 'splendiferous' to him

wheres me jumpa

i have to admit i do subscribe to his theory on monkey + anyword, monkey spatula just rolls off the tongue!

similarly monkey knickerbocker!

ExOffender

Discombobulated
Asinine
Syncretic
And, eh... Crapfork.

Rhyme

wheres me jumpa wrote:

i have to admit i do subscribe to his theory on monkey + anyword, monkey spatula just rolls off the tongue!

How true, perhaps i misjudged this man... 'monkey marijuana', 'monkey television'... damnit he's right

wheres me jumpa

he is wise beyond our years, bow down to the almighty monkey lord!

http://www.deanesmay.com/posts/1089148483.shtml

she thinks cow is funny!!!

Zascar

People say profanity comes from lack of vocabulary. That's not true. I know at least a 127 words and I still like "Fúck" the best...
- Billy Connolly.

theCzar

"Free" nuf said


what was that thing from Donnie Darko... cellar door? bah, that's rubbish.

Big_Dirty_Pig

the monkey thing works with "arse" as well. monkey arse being the combination of both

snappieT

psuedo- is my fave prefix. -ish for suffix.

And the word would have to be inuendo

DrIndy

This thread is superfluous yet germane. It transcends the abstractness of boards with suitable zeal.

The Bollox

brik-or-brak
yesteryear
gloat
bluff

ExOffender

Marts wrote:

brik-or-brak

Pardon my pedantry, but it's 'bric-a-brac'. There's an accent on the first 'a', but I don't know how to make that. Good words, though.

Doper Than U

Cromulent
Embiggens
Dumbening
Fist

Con9903

Xxl

Nasty_Girl

pissmyer
pignorant (pig + ignorant)
crapartist

greglo23

eschew obfuscation !!

rymus

"Gobnait" as in the Irish name. never fails to make me laugh when said in the correct manner.

Either that or "Shamone!".

ExOffender

Nasty_Girl wrote:

crapartist

Is that as in 'Confessions of a Crap Artist' by Philip K. Dick? Probably not. If not, what does it mean? An artist of crap, as in waffle?

Nasty_Girl

dunno used to say it when I was a child think it just meant someone talks crap and acts crap and so on
Pissant was another great oul one

Ivan

I've always been a big fan of the word apocalypse.
That or Culling.

wheres me jumpa

wheres me jumpa wrote:

check this out, i googled for funny words and this comes up, i cant believe somebody actually put up this page and secondly he put up such a crap list!!!

http://people.ucsc.edu/~mleyden/words.htm

"Goat" - Heh heh heh! ...

I don't get it

dead air

Doper Than U wrote:

Cromulent
Embiggens
Dumbening
Fist

you know, I never used to use the word embiggen before I came to boards.ie

Tiriel

serendipity
I think it's the "dipity" part!!! makes me giggle

greglo23

Onomatopoeia !!

ExOffender

Cork_girl wrote:

serendipity
I think it's the "dipity" part!!! makes me giggle

If you like serendipity you should love crapfork!

Nasty_Girl

i love crapfork

el_tiddlero

how's about puddle... now say it slower... pudd... le... thats a good one...
or else pylon... try it... py... lon....
as gaeilge is fearr liom an focal b'fheidir... it means maybe but it sounds like a cross between a bet and a wager... so maybe it is!!!

OY

Spoonerism.
I can't stop saying it!

Tiriel

what about "gloop"?!! gloooopp hahaaha

crapfork is cool, but it's not as ippity as serendipity

ExOffender

nevernev wrote:

Spoonerism.
I can't stop saying it!

I'll gladly cake tear of the scoop of boy trouts, if you'll just let me hush my brat.

I can't stop saying them.

Töpher

SMEG!

Doper Than U

you know, I never used to use the word embiggen before I came to boards.ie

That's probably because it isn't a real word.

Von Manstein

Von Manstein or maybe Hasso Eccard von Manteuffel

Everything German to be honest

Clinical Waste

rymus wrote:

"Gobnait" as in the Irish name. never fails to make me laugh when said in the correct manner.

Either that or "Shamone!".

If I was to start a worst words ever thread "Gobnait" would abso****inglutely be right up there at the top of the list.
It not only sounds like a spit you can feel the phlegm rise up your throat as you try to say it.

dead air

dead air wrote:

you know, I never used to use the word embiggen before I came to boards.ie

It's a perfectly cromulent Simpsons word.

wheres me jumpa

jeebus is kinda cool too.

another irish one..

ri ra agus ruaile buaile!

Dr. Loon

Lurgid
Foonting.
Cúnt master - more of an insult, but I like it!

Nasty_Girl

Dr. Loon wrote:

Cúnt master - more of an insult, but I like it!

Surely tis more of an honour to be bestwowed

stuey

ragamuffin
tomfoolery
blagard
kajiger
majigger
do-dad

koneko

shpadoinkle
plethora
myriad
box-social

The Bollox

stuey wrote:

tomfoolery

how the fook did I forget that one!!! I use it all the time! its a classic!

I have some fav. phrases also, things like
'here's your hat, there's no hurry' love that one

Dr. Loon

Nasty_Girl wrote:

Surely tis more of an honour to be bestwowed

Indeed. I suppose it can have two meaning depending on the context/tone of voice it's in.

Voop.

ARGINITE

tsunami

kittenkiller

Interfacing!

Always thought it sounded kinda dirty!
I like that!

"Anyone up for some interfacing later?"

Heh heh..