Adult Humour

Steveire

This thread is for the text messages that you all get along the lines of the ones below. Add to it. It'll be great.

Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad service, and sometimes you get no service, and sometimes you're just better of with self service.

What's the difference between eggs and a blow job? You can beat eggs...

In a recent survey, men were asked what they enjoyed most about getting a blow job. 99% said the 10 minute silence.

What’s the difference between 365 condoms and a car tyre?
Ones a Good year the others a great year.

Any chance we could stickeh this?

Adam

Steveire wrote:

Any chance we could stickeh this?

On what basis? Its roaring success so far? Hmmmm... not that funny methinks, as you said they've all been seen before in texts...

Guru Maith Agut

Steveire wrote:

This thread is for the text messages that you all get along the lines of the ones below. Add to it. It'll be great.

Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad service, and sometimes you get no service, and sometimes you're just better of with self service.

What's the difference between eggs and a blow job? You can beat eggs...

In a recent survey, men were asked what they enjoyed most about getting a blow job. 99% said the 10 minute silence.

What’s the difference between 365 condoms and a car tyre?
Ones a Good year the others a great year.

Any chance we could stickeh this?

Two words come to mind. xxxx and xxxx
Also, not funny, boring and dated! Sorry.

Tyrrial

Guru Maith Agut wrote:

not funny, boring and dated! Sorry.

yup