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One For The Lads

  • 11-04-2005 8:30pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭


    okay this has been baffling me for quite some time...
    is it possible for a guy to get an erection if they're hanging upside down cuz all the blood would be rushing to the head rather than going to the usual south????


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    No what generally happens when hanging upside down is - you become English coz you get a stiff upper lip.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ha ha! but i really want to know its driving me nuts!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Le Rack wrote:
    ha ha! but i really want to know its driving me nuts!!!
    "Help help, the car thief has stolen me bollix, he's drivin me nuts!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    lol for about ten minutes but once again I MUST KNOW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Le Rack wrote:
    okay this has been baffling me for quite some time...
    is it possible for a guy to get an erection if they're hanging upside down cuz all the blood would be rushing to the head rather than going to the usual south????
    I'm confused - which head and which south?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I was going to specify in the first place but thought it would be clear.
    the head is the one on top of your shoulders and the "usual south" is the south between your legs!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Well what are you waiting for? Try it out and report back to us ASAP!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    I'm startin to feel dizzy after that. I stood on my head for about 20 minutes and nearly passed out, no horn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    memphis wrote:
    I'm startin to feel dizzy after that. I stood on my head for about 20 minutes and nearly passed out, no horn.


    A small part of me has hopes that you actually went to the bother of doing that.

    I don't see why you couldn't get an upside down hard on. It's not like its only normal blood pressure doing it, there's an active process there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Standing in your head may not be entirely the correct way to go about such a thing but as Zillah said I kinda hope you did cuz its bringing me great entertainment!!!
    But say you were on one those erotic torture devices??? being hung upside down, would the pull of gravity not bring the blood to your head even though it is an sctive force and in that case would it not be a counter-force, and defying gravity therefore making it a new discovery since all things are supposed to obey the laws of gravity???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭snappieT


    You can't get hard upside down, but you can maintain it if you are hard.

    Try it yourself!, and have some fun (Yes, the Neil Buchinham [art attack presenter] phrase)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    mmm... cant personaly try it.... me being a girl..... thanx for the suggestion though.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Well after the operation ... give it a go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭DrIndy


    Theres absolutely no reason why you can't. So long as you don't move your legs too much about the place and divert all the blood there, it should work.

    Post images for proof!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah... the operation....
    to self "DAMN HOW DID THEY FIND OUT???!!!"
    hmm wheres my crazy male friend when I need him??? he likes doing unusual things....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    its well possible. trust me, been there, done that and have the t shirt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    Actually no I didn't try the above, that was merrily my poor attempt at putting a slant of humour on this! Sorry!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,963 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    OH dont worry memphis there was humour as for flameboy, you are from my town so pray do tell im sure i could find out anyway gossip gets round here like the plague!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    Tried to take a (modest) picture.. but between the pressure of the moment, my camera battery running out and my nearly crippling myself falling over I regret to say it just wasn't meant to happen tonite :(

    Gonna recharge the battery and have another go in the morning. Needless to say it should be a lot easier then..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    emm... wouldn't that be illegal to post on the net????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    Illegal.. :confused:

    You actually think I was gonna put an exposed pic of my erect member here? lol :D

    You don't think much of me do you?

    I said a "modest" photograph. Lets just say it'd be nothing worse than you would see on kevin and perry, or on a bus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh, oh right then, sorry was in school for over eight hours today so the noggin kinda malfunctioned when i finally saw the light of day. Or dusk of sunset as the case may have been!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Ah there's nothing like seeing the dusk of sunset for messing up your head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    i more think it was the eight hours in the school that messed my head!!!!
    Come on guys, I still need a definate answer!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Well it works on dogs anyway.
    zsa-zsa-upside-down.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh gaud!!! dogs have to have the ickiest boners ever! you cant see much in that pic but oh gaud the sights iv seen!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    le rack: do i know you? as i dont think so.

    it is possible, lets just say one day i was hanging by my legs upside down(messing), and my gf came over and lets leave it there. it is possible and fun!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ha ha i dont know if you know me ever hear any reports of kelly osbourne being sported in ross? that me!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    le rack: do i know you? as i dont think so.

    it is possible, lets just say one day i was hanging by my legs upside down(messing), and my gf came over and lets leave it there. it is possible and fun!

    That sounds so sweet in an odd sort of way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭Rosser


    Let's stop this debate...Yes you can (well I can anyway)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Rosser wrote:
    Let's stop this debate...Yes you can (well I can anyway)
    well i got my answer so to the delight of Rosser indeed lets stop!


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