Favourite Football songs

Bloody Drunkard

Post all your favourite football sayings


He's bald
He's fat
He shags his mother's cat
Advocat
Advocat

The sky is blue
The grass is green
Celtic football club
**** the queen

or the classic:

Lets get back to basics Niall,
The ball is round

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Somebody Please buy me some alchol

TwoShedsJackson

To the tune of 'Daydream Beleiver'

Cheer up Peter Reid
Oh what does it mean
To be a sad English ba$tard
With a $hite football team.

Ronan|Raven

I'll tell you a story of a poor boy/ Who was sent far away from his home/ To fight for his king and his country/ And also the old folks back home

So they put him in the Highland division/ Sent him off to a far foreign land/ Where the flies swarm around in their thousands/ And there's nothing to see but the sand
Well the battle started next morning/ Under the Arabian sun I remember the poor Scouser Tommy/ Who was shot by an old Nazi gun
As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying)
With the blood rushing out of his head (of his head)
As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying)
These were the last words he said...

Oh...I am a Liverpudlian/ I come from the Spion Kop
I like to sing, I like to shout/ I go there quite a lot (every week)
We are the team who plays in red/ A team that we all know
A team that we call Liverpool/ And to glory we will go
We've won the League/ We've won the Cup
We've been to Europe too/ We played the Toffees for a laugh
And we left them feeling blue

Five Nil !/ One two/ One two three/ One two three four/ Five nil ! Rush scored one/ Rush scored two/ Rush scored three/ And Rush scored four!

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind, Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone... You'll never walk alone.
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.

Dustaz

We all live in a catholic housing scheme
the walls are painted green
and celtic are the team

Panda

Who ate all the pies?!?
Who ate all the pies?!?
YOU FAT *******!
YOU FAT *******!
YOU ATE ALL THE PIES!!!

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

He's big,
He's black,
He's had a heart attack...Kanu, Kanu...

(Repeat ad infitum whilst drunk in the North Bank- as I have on several occasions)

Bob the Unlucky Octopus
=E Pluribus Unum=

Dustaz

Hes french
Hes Slick
His names a porno Flick
Emanuel, Emanuel.

Nice to see another gooner here bob

Da Bounca

we're all part of jackies army,
we're all off to italy.
and we'll really shake them up,
when we win the world cup,
cuz ireland are the greatest football team.


ooo ah paul mcgrath, say ooo ah paul mcgrath.

SheroN

olè olè olè.....

or

you gotta put em under pressure.

Winning Hand

To the theme of "Go west"

Nayim, from the halfway line , not much of a song, more or a single sentance


Or after last years Chelsea V Man Utd
"What time is it?"
"Five Past Taibi"

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Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this....
bull****

Dustaz

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Winning Hand:
Nayim, from the halfway line
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*******.
i was at that match
not only did we lose to a freak last monute goal but we got tear gassed for our troubles too.

gandalf

Ah thank god more Gooners in the forum

Too many scummer and newkie loosers here for my liking

Gandalf.

TwoShedsJackson

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dustaz:
but we got tear gassed for our troubles too.
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Serves ya right for being a Gooner

Brummers

"The referee's a w****r"
(Repeat several times)

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In a dark dark place, in a dark dark house, in a dark dark room, in a dark dark cupboard, in a dark dark shelf.

Bloody Drunkard

That Nayim song goes

Nayim, from the half way line
Nayim, in extra time
Lobbed Seaman who was off his line
Nayim, Nayim, Nayim

That goal is my favourite football memory

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Lets get back to basics Niall, the ball is round

Dustaz

Talk about Begrudging.
So it rates above Houghtons goal against england? Italia 90?
Go back to chasing the **** cups , im sure Ms Drury is on hand to help poor glen out with that.

Megatron

this old man
he told me
Paul Gasgoine has H.I.V.

or
The might Glasgo Rangers when to Rome to meet the pope,
(repeat)
and this is what he said to them
"Fúck off !!!!!"

i likes that one !!!

well better before and eat those pies

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands.
P.S. Avator fromerly know as Gamblor !!

Bloody Drunkard

i was takin the **** Dustaz

calm down calm down

Best moment was houghton usa 94 goal

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Lets get back to basics Niall, the ball is round

entropi

WE ARE LEEDS , WE ARE LEEDS , WE ARE LEEDS,WE ARE LEEDS WE ARE LEEDS WE ARE LEEDS , WE ARE LEEDS WE ARE LEEDS WE ARE LEEDS , WE ARE LEEDS.


TO THE TUNE OF "HERE WE GO " X3.

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Dustaz

They just dont write lyrics like that any more

Away in a manger
no crib for a bed
the little lord jesus
turned round and he said
WE HATE TOTTENHAM
WE HATE TOTTENHAM
WE HATE TOTTENHAM
WE HATE TOTTENHAM