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IRC Bible!

  • 12-03-2005 5:48pm
    #1
    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭


    If you use IRC you might get a laugh out of this!
    http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/index.html
    http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/pages/archive.html
    <Joseph> ASL?
    <Mary> 14, F, Nazareth
    <Joseph> wanna cyber?
    <Mary> Cant, i'm pregnant lol!!~
    <Joseph> WTF?
    <Mary> Holy spirit got to me
    <Joseph> gross, i'm outta here
    * Angel has joined #World
    <Angel> Wait Joseph
    <Angel> You should keep this woman, for her son will save people from sins
    <Angel> You must call him Emmanuel
    <Joseph> ok, cool
    * Angel has left #World
    <Joseph> I'll call him jesus


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  • #2
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    lol, funniest thing ive read in ages!!
    * Judas has joined #Temple
    <Judas> heh, i know where to find jc if you pay me
    <ChiefPriest> you got paypal?
    * RomanGuy hamers nails in
    <Jesus> Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do
    <Farisee> hah, if you're the son of god, help yourself now!
    <RomanGuy> Where are your ops-powers now? Left them in #Jews lol?
    <Jesus> Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit
    <Jesus> Father?
    <Jesus> Oh shi...
    * Jesus has left IRC (signed off)


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