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Does anyone speak dutch?

  • 11-03-2005 12:51pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭


    Hey looking for a translation - Waarom sms - en mannen niet gelyk terug? Gelyk dumpen die arrogante zak


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 528 ✭✭✭kirn


    joejoem wrote:
    Hey looking for a translation - Waarom sms - en mannen niet gelyk terug? Gelyk dumpen die arrogante zak

    something about 'dump the arrogant prick' and texts....
    sorry i'm a bit rusty!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 785 ✭✭✭zenith


    Joejoem, you don't have a Dutch girlfriend, by any chance?

    Babelfish machine translation offers "Why sms - and men not gelyk? Gelyk dump that arrogant pocket"

    Heh,
    zenith


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,278 ✭✭✭kenmc


    i think it's more like
    why SMS - they guy is not quickly coming back. quickly dump the arrogant bo||ox


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    kenmc wrote:
    i think it's more like
    why SMS - they guy is not quickly coming back. quickly dump the arrogant bo||ox


    yeah thats what I got, yeah just started seeing a dutch girl and she sent me that by accident the other night. I found that website offering translations, but when I translated some english to dutch it made no sense apperantly. It would be a bit like "will your dog walking go take"

    Its ok though I have broken through the language barrier....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,278 ✭✭✭kenmc


    sounds like it's over dude :o(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    No she was texting her friend who was having trouble with some english bloke. Just thought it would be funny to translate it. Now Im just looking up dirty things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    joejoem wrote:
    No she was texting her friend who was having trouble with some english bloke. Just thought it would be funny to translate it. Now Im just looking up dirty things.

    ah, the classic look up dirty words in foreign language game.,

    its all fun and games unti lyou get horny and have to have a ****....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    ah, the classic look up dirty words in foreign language game.,

    its all fun and games unti lyou get horny and have to have a ****....


    and looses an eye. Death by pearl necklace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    Yesh, I shpeak de dutch, I learned it from my farjer, isn't that sho veird...

    Translation is - Why don't men text back straight away. Just dump that arrogant bastard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Waarom sms - en mannen niet gelyk terug? Gelyk dumpen die arrogante zak


    Why don't men txt you back right away? Dump that arrogant pr!ck right away.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    so not texting back straight away annoys women....hmmmm Im going to try that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,889 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    this is clearly some great insight into the mind of the female and how it works...

    Has anyone else managed to document any of these insights? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    this is clearly some great insight into the mind of the female and how it works...

    Has anyone else managed to document any of these insights? ;)

    we need more evidence!


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