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It wasn't me.......

  • 09-03-2005 8:27pm
    #1
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    ......It was the one-armed man.


    I've been developing a bit of a problem in the past few months in that I've been farting a lot. Hardly an hour goes by without me letting one slip out and hoping that no one notices although they have started stinking a bit in the past week or so.
    Anyone have any suggestions?


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  • #2
    BuffyBot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Yes, go to a doctor (obviously). It may be something simple such as a diet issue, it might be something more - but the best place to go would be a professional.


  • #3
    Kristok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,464 ✭✭✭Kristok


    Dont go to the doctor everyone farts every single day and giving the doctor 40quid isnt going to help, if you didnt youd explode. If your farting allot have a look at what you eat, fizzy drinks can cause some people to fart all the time. If your not sure what to eat get one of them you are what you eat books there suppose to be great at telling you what to avoid.


  • #4
    Pet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Try taking some probiotics, like actimel or whatever, and after a fortnight or so you'll notice the difference. And eat more fresh fruit/vegetables (although obviously not cabbage or beans), and it should clear up.


  • #5
    Evil Phil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    If your worried then see your doctor or a dietician. TBH I've always felt that if they don't smell then your healthy if they do either you need to go or something is wrong.


  • #6
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Richard_Kimble wrote:
    ......It was the one-armed man.


    I've been developing a bit of a problem in the past few months in that I've been farting a lot. Hardly an hour goes by without me letting one slip out and hoping that no one notices although they have started stinking a bit in the past week or so.
    Anyone have any suggestions?

    If you are on a real bad run, i recommend ice cold water, i dunno, maybe it just takes your mind off it, but i find it works for me.


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