Almost Caught!

TheWolf · 04-09-2001 8:46am #1

Drowsing contentedly after an afternoon of making love in bed, suddenly there's the sound of a the elevator coming up.
Dreamily, the girl whispers, "Oh, oh, quick get moving, that's my husband."
Quick as a flash, Bill jumps out of bed, rushes to the window to see who parked in the visitors lot and suddenly stops dead. "What d'ya mean?" he bellows "I AM your husband!"

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Another thing, I've noticed something strange. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. Think about it...