*groan*

Mr. CooL ICE

Q: What did the blind man say as he walked past the fishmarket?

A: "Hello ladies"

Mohanned

Sorry but thats anchient and it sucks

Zombienosh

aye its old.

Have you ever seen all them mad rings and jewlery Stevie Wonder wears?


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No?

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Either has he.

Shabadu

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to
Wonder and says: How is the singing career going?"

Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?"

Woods replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my
swing, but I think I've got that right now."

Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes
wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about
it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.

Tiger Woods says: "You play golf?"

Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."

And Woods says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf
if you're blind?"

Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of
the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his
voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to
where the ball
lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the
fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."

"But, how do you putt?", asks Woods.

"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front
of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I
just play the ball towards his voice."

Woods asks: "What's your handicap?"

Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."

Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a
round sometime."

Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I
only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a
hole."

Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when
would you like to play?"

Stevie says, "Pick a night!"

smoke.me.a.kipper

stevie wonder got a cheese grater for christmas.

he always claimed it was the best book he ever read!!

banquo

heh. i hadnt heard any of these. good show.

evad_lhorg

bravo on the stevie wonde jokes. very good!

kenny

The Stevie jokes deserve their own thread.
As far as the 1st joke goes, i've had funnier rashes.

Crucifix

I don't have any Stevie Wonder jokes, but for groaning value here's one I heard recently.

I saw a competition in the paper recently where you had to come up with a catchphrase with a pun in it. So I thought I'd try it, and to give my self a chance I did out ten and sent them all in. I thought at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

Ouch, what a stinker.

Nidge

it's time to crucify crucifix