Bush in Hell

dannyd20

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack
and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is
waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are
on my list, but I have no room for you. You
definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what
I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't
quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil
opened the first room.
In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He
kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell."No," George
said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard
Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
after time."No, I've got this problem with my
shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could
do was break rocks all day," commented
George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over
his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best.

Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I
can handle this."

The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to
go."

Dave

Sorry for routing up old topics, but i love this one

-Dave