Caption Competition

DeVore

As per the usual boards.ie rules, the winner will get... NOTHING! but this pic is too good to let pass...

Its been a while since we had one but with the wags on this board I think we could have some fun...



Let the captions commence!

DeV.

nesf

To break the ice

Bush: "Ok. A catholic, a protestant and a arab walk into this bar right..."

Paladin

"Firstly I would like to thank your excellency the Dalai Lama for having me..."

Trev

Pope: No, your lines are hi-lighted in yellow.

JustHalf

Bush: Well well, Mr Hussein, we meet again.

Cake Fiend

"WOW, THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING!!!"

Asok

Bush:So John hows the son?

Tazzle

Bush: Cud u please direct me to the nearest washing closet so i may use your fauscet.
Pope: Yes, that milk stain looks nasty

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Fenix

"Raise your hand if you got some last night..."

Tazzle

Pope:Where's my fúcking microphone?

Squire

3 entries:

Bush: "And yea, so it was declared that all heavens should be equal. I'm sorry, that should be heathens."

Pope: (Thinking)"The world is doomed"

btw 'yea' is pronounced 'yay' for anyone who's not familiar with old english

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Bush: "And Punches pyle-ott said untwo them... hang on a minute, this doesn't make any sense."

Pope: (Thinking)"Phonetic you fool, it's phonetic."

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Bush: "Wait wait, I don't get the bit about the loaves, was this guy a baker or something?"

Pope: (Thinking)"Good God."

Squiz

BNC

Bush: "ok, ok. I think I got it now. St.Patrick was a jew who drove the snakes into Egypt."

BNC

Bush: "Hello Santa Claus, for Christmas I would like..."

Shiminay

Pope: "If I have to listen to this Flucker for much longer I'll get Catholic Priest and School Boy on his ass"

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Dubya: "All your base are belong to us"
Pope: "not this **** again!"

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All the best!
Dav

So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

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Pope :I will count to 30 and you all hide !

Jaden

1.
Bush: Interupt again, and I'll hit you in the other eye!

2.
Bush: Just think, neither of us can be wrong!

3.
Pope: George that's a chair, not a beeday!

4.
Bush: And the three little pigs all lived happily ever after. Shusssh, I think I've finally gotten him to nod off.

The Sweeper

Bush: "...and Jesus bless all the interns and saints... I mean angels and saints..."

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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

GreenHell

Bush: Nice dress


number 2
Bush reading: Whose Mary and why is she so full of grace, MY GOD i thought you catholics were good people!!

Winning Hand

Dubya: Bob Jones gives his regards

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Cheneys wondering how you do it, stay alive that is.

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So.............. How did you rig YOUR election?

Bush :Hi ! Im the presedent of the United States of America .

Guy behind Bush :Im sorry but he is a little shy.

smoke.me.a.kipper

Pope: Oh Christ, not again!

Canaboid

Pope: "hurry up and smite him" I believe is the correct answer

Zee Dude

Pope: Do'h, it was the other guy I meant to win!

Bush :Here i hold the seceret documents on what really happened at Roswell im sorry but nobody is allowed to see these.

Pope :Its OK i wont look .

Bush :How heavy is your head ? Mine is 11.lbs

Pope :Hold on let me check !

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Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Bush(Texan drawl): Are we live?

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Bush(reading slowly): The head of the security team is Lt. Jason Meeks, *not to be read out aloud*

MiCr0

Bush:
"here, popey, i've found the list you wanted of intern's clinton had s3x with. You wanted a blonde didn't you. oh sheet, are we live?"

Tazzle

Bush:Eeek ook Eeek
Pope's Assitant:I think Mr.Bush is a chimpanzee your holyness

Puck

Dubya: Hmmm... I think I'll have the chicken.

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John (yes THE John!)
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

entropi

No.1 Pope: God NO....he's not trying to sing is he
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No.2 Pope: Mamma Mia, he's a nazi
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No.3 Bush: this ain't the menu, GET ME SOME FOOD YOU IDIOTS!!!!

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That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]

Puck

Dubya: My dad was president too y'know! Was your dad Pope? Oh wait... what a silly question he must have been Pope John Paul I right Junior?!

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Dubya: I am very happy to be here in whatever country this is and to meet the King of Yurp is a great honour!

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John (yes THE John!)
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

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Fly

Who to hell is that person beside me...???

nesf

Bush: "Look either say that i'm the new savior, that america is the true promised land, and give me your hat or i'm going to nuke the vatican"

or:

Bush: "So there I was with these two Italian birds right..."

elexes

well did you ever have monica . i hear shes very good .

Trev

Bush *singing* : Your once, twice, three times, a catholic.

Jimi-Spandex

Bush: So how are the kids grand wizard?

LoLth

bush: I now declare the Bush Klan Lodge officially open!

RopeDrink

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[VAR]-RopeDrink***** was killed by IOL NoLimits with Headshot from Disconnect

Shagus

Bush : *Darth Vadar Voice* I Am Your Father!

Pope : *Silent prayer* Oh my lord, why did you bother going over the 4th commandment

Trev

Our lords.
Who aren't in Florida.
George Bush be thy name.
Thy Keotto agreement come.
Thy will not be done.
In Texas as it is in Sweden.

partyman28

Pope:*Whispers 2 himself* my god i pick the worst times 2 get a hard on!


Bush:*bush notices hard on* dam he spoted the child in the crowd.

Evil Phil

F*ck, I forgot my speach.

leeroybrown

The pope is whispering under his breath:

"And I thought my Cardinals were idiots who knew nothing about the outside world or politics!"

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"I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"

leeroybrown

The pope is sitting there praying to God:

"Just one lightening bolt GOD, I don't mind which one of us it hits, as long as i don't have to listen to the idiot anymore!"

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"I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"

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leeroybrown

Bush looks at the Popes white vestment, is reminded of home and says:

"If I had known the Vatican City was just like back home in Texas, I'd have brought along my clan robes too!"

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"I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"

entropi

Bush: I always remind my girls to use condoms if they have forgotten to take their pills.

Pope: Mother of God SAVE ME FROM THIS BULL****!!.


P.S. when is this over ???

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That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]

leeroybrown

"Even the Pope has nightmares from time to time!"

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"I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"

the fnj

Bush: "You know what I love about you Italians? The movie Godfather three! Man I must have seen movie twice!"

Pope: "I'm not even going to begin explaining whats wrong with that?"

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Bush: " Emmm I don't supose there's any chance of you giving my Stars Wars project your blessing?"

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Bush: "Where is the nearest Mc Donalds?"

Hobbes

Two guys in the back...

dammit, you think they would get batteries for these things instead of having to keep winding them up.

Lenny

Bush: "Boards.ie lost the spider awards by 1 vote, why did you vote?"

Pope: *speachless*