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Med School

  • 14-08-2001 10:15am
    #1
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭


    Students at the UH Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a
    real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the
    body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling
    them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:
    The first is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted."

    The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the ass of the dead body,
    withdrew it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his
    students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns,
    sunk their finger in the ass of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing
    it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second
    important quality is observation. I sunk the middle finger and sucked the index.
    Pay attention people!!!"


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