Joke 2 Marks out of 10.

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A man walks into a bar with a large box.
The bartender asks "whats in the box".

The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."

The bartender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it.
He opens the box and out jumps a 12-inch man and a little piano.
The little man starts playing the piano!

Next the bar tender asks "WOW! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"

The man says I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer."
So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says
"I got it from a genie and a lamp I found".

The bar tender says "If ya' let me borrow that genie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."
The man says "Oh, Okay"... I'm done with it anyway.

The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bartender the lamp.
The bar tender rubs the lamp and the genie pops out.

The genie says "Master, I grant you one wish, what is it?"
The bartender says "I wish for a million bucks!!!"

All of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room.
"What the heck is this!!! I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks!!!"

The other guy looks at him and says -
"Well, did you actually think I wished for a 12 inched pianist?"