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business executive

  • 09-08-2001 9:02am
    #1
    stu_69
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    A business executive named Witherspoon went on a convention and
    took along his secretary. They arrived at the hotel very late in
    the evening and were told that all the rooms were taken except one,
    and it was a single. "No problem," replied Mr. Witherspoon, "just put a cot
    in there for me and we'll share the room.

    A few moments after Mr. W. and the secretary had gotten into their respective beds,
    the secretary sheepishly asked, "Mr. Witherspoon, it's awfully cold tonight,
    would you mind getting up and shutting the window?" The boss replied,
    "Well, let's see, if you're cold, how would you like to pretend that you're
    MRS. Witherspoon tonight?" "Oh, Mr. Witherspoon, I'd love to!"
    "Good! Then YOU get up and shut the window!"

    A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
    When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling
    humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and
    he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth
    move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

    When the case came before the court, the young man was as asked
    why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
    "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
    She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon The Gold
    Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments
    remove Swelling". I was even more amused when she sat under a
    shaving advertisement which read "William Stick Did The Trick". Then
    I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she
    sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have
    prevented this accident."


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