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world`s smartest woman

  • 02-08-2001 6:25pm
    #1
    Isegrim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭




    An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but
    only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Bill Clinton said, "I am
    former President of the United States," So he
    takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.

    The second passenger, said, I`m Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA
    Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can`t afford to
    die." So he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.
    The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the
    Former President of the United States, and  New York Senator, and I
    am the smartest woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute
    and exits the plane.
    The fourth passenger, the Old man, says to the fifth
    passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don`t have
    many years left, so a as Christian gesture and a good deed, I will
    sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.

    The boy scout said, "It`s Ok, there`s a parachute left for you. The
    world`s smartest woman took my backpack."


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