supper

dannyd20

A young couple, married just a couple weeks, returns
from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new
lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers,
dresses and makes his way to the kitchen where he
sees his new wife crying.

So the husband inquires "What's wrong Honey?"

"Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you
with a big breakfast but I can't cook or clean."

The husband smiles his biggest smile and says
"There, there sweetie! I don't care that you can't
cook and clean. Come on up to the bedroom and I'll
show you what I'd like for breakfast".

So off they went to the bedroom.

That afternoon, the husband comes home for lunch to
find his new wife crying again in the kitchen. "What's
wrong now Sweetie?"

"Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here
to make you something for lunch and I just can't cook"

Again the husband smiles and says "Why don't you come
back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!"

So off they went to the bedroom again.

That evening the new husband comes home, walks in the
house and sees his new bride sliding down the banister
of the stairs naked. Up she runs, and WHOOSH down the
banister. After the third trip the husband asks "What
the heck are you doing honey?"

to which the new bride replies "Warming up your supper!"