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one for the science nerds....

  • 01-03-2005 3:40pm
    #1
    nachos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭


    why did the bear melt when he stepped into the water?






    he was a polar bear!


    tada!


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  • #2
    WizZard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,762 ✭✭✭WizZard


    I don't get it... :confused:


  • #3
    Peace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    Polar bears are actually very good swimmers and can hunt in the water.

    Also their coat of fur is specially apated to dry quickly and keep the under layers dry.


  • #4
    jor el
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,713 ✭✭✭✭jor el


    Worst, Joke, Ever


  • #5
    D-Generate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    Brilliant joke!


  • #6
    *adele*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    he he he so bad its good


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  • #7
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,743 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    ugh i dunno which is sadder, the fact that i got it or the joke itself


  • #8
    grimloch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    i like that one but isnt water a non polar molecule?


  • #9
    JackKelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭JackKelly


    no,its polar


  • #10
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Peace wrote:
    Polar bears are actually very good swimmers and can hunt in the water.

    Also their coat of fur is specially apated to dry quickly and keep the under layers dry.
    Ha ha ha :D


  • #11
    Squirrel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭Squirrel


    Most of the replies were better than the original


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  • #12
    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Please explain to business students


  • #13
    dictatorcat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭dictatorcat


    Of course it doesn't melt either, it goes into solution:

    On a related note:
    http://www.rathergood.com/soluble/


  • #14
    Tobias Greeshman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Tobias Greeshman


    I could be wrong on this but aren't all liquids and gasses polar (due to covalent bonding), its been a while since my Leaving Cert Chemistry.


  • #15
    Crucifix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Curses, I did physics.

    A proton, electron and a neutron are sitting in a bar having a few drinks. Suddenly without warning the neutron splits into an electron and a proton. "Holy ****, what just happened there?" the electron exclaimed. "He just underwent a beta decay" said the Proton. The electron was confused "Are you sure?". The proton replied, "I'm positive".

    Agh, even I don't think it's funny.


  • #16
    grimloch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    TimAy wrote:
    no,its polar

    my mistake i had the two mixed up


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