Corrie - New Dierdre Barlow??

irlirishkev

Has anyone noticed in Corrie, the way Ashley's babysitter/wife is slowly turning into Deirdre Barlow? I'm sure the writers intend it to be this way.. but I find it really funny.. Those big glasses :eek:

K.

BolBill

Yeah next she'll have a horrible wort on her chest and a chicken neck

tk123

eeeew and flabby arms!!

irlirishkev

This is what you've got to look forward to Ashley, I say, this is what you've got to look forward to!

Ah but you would though, wouldn't ya!

BolBill

irlirishkev wrote:

This is what you've got to look forward to Ashley, I say, this is what you've got to look forward to!

Ah but you would though, wouldn't ya!

Fred would (not in real life mind, I say,not in real life as hes a wooly woofer).

d@rk l0rd

Spot the difference!!

starman100

Shudda gone to specsavers.....

irlirishkev

d@rk l0rd wrote:

Spot the difference!!

...shudder :eek:

Frank Spencer

That Claire has to be one of the most annoying characters ever to grace Corrie. She is not funny and simply pathetic!

irlirishkev

Buck_Naked wrote:

That Claire has to be one of the most annoying characters ever to grace Corrie. She is not funny and simply pathetic!

As retalliation to the Sally Webster Scandal, Kevin should go out to a pub and get ratarsed.. Not the Rover's, some other one. There he would bump into Claire who's also out to get bladdered, having been rejected one too many times for the Tram job.. The two of them hit it off and end up shagging eachothers brains out.. sparking a long term soarded affair. After months of playing Ashley for a fool, she gets caught out.. Ashley's spirit, not to mention his voice, breaks, and he goes apesh*t. Kills Kevin and Claire as they lie sleeping in his own bed. He then flees with the baby.. and on the way down the street punches Sally webster in the face for being a whingy bitch..
Ashley's never seen again.

Hey I should write for UTV!

d@rk l0rd

That Claire has to be one of the most annoying characters ever to grace Corrie. She is not funny and simply pathetic!

What is the point in her being there? Who cares about if she wants to be a bloody tram driver or not - someone put her out of her misery now.

Nasty_Girl

irlirishkev wrote:

As retalliation to the Sally Webster Scandal, Kevin should go out to a pub and get ratarsed.. Not the Rover's, some other one. There he would bump into Claire who's also out to get bladdered, having been rejected one too many times for the Tram job.. The two of them hit it off and end up shagging eachothers brains out.. sparking a long term soarded affair. After months of playing Ashley for a fool, she gets caught out.. Ashley's spirit, not to mention his voice, breaks, and he goes apesh*t. Kills Kevin and Claire as they lie sleeping in his own bed. He then flees with the baby.. and on the way down the street punches Sally webster in the face for being a whingy bitch..
Ashley's never seen again.

In the meantime, Sarar-loo is feeling so rejected by Scooter that she runs out and rides the first guy she sees in a delicious "who duuner" story. On learning of sarar's latest pregnancy, Scooter is determined to stand by her not realising that he couldn't possibly be the father because he thinks babies come from the stork. Gail knows that scooter isn't the dad and decides to tell him but sarar storms out in a temper roaring and shouting. In the street she runs into Tracy and they roar and shout together.
Meanwhile, still distraught over recent events, Sophie Webster decides to take Bethany and Amy to a better place and with the help of Chesney Brown the kids escape.
Sarar, Tracey, Cilla and Sally are all arrested for being bad parents.

Frank Spencer

irlirishkev wrote:

As retalliation to the Sally Webster Scandal, Kevin should go out to a pub and get ratarsed.. Not the Rover's, some other one. There he would bump into Claire who's also out to get bladdered, having been rejected one too many times for the Tram job.. The two of them hit it off and end up shagging eachothers brains out.. sparking a long term soarded affair. After months of playing Ashley for a fool, she gets caught out.. Ashley's spirit, not to mention his voice, breaks, and he goes apesh*t. Kills Kevin and Claire as they lie sleeping in his own bed. He then flees with the baby.. and on the way down the street punches Sally webster in the face for being a whingy bitch..
Ashley's never seen again.

Hey I should write for UTV!

That would be a legend of a story!

irlirishkev

Nasty_Girl wrote:

In the meantime, Sarar-loo is feeling so rejected by Scooter that she runs out and rides the first guy she sees in a delicious "who duuner" story. On learning of sarar's latest pregnancy, Scooter is determined to stand by her not realising that he couldn't possibly be the father because he thinks babies come from the stork. Gail knows that scooter isn't the dad and decides to tell him but sarar storms out in a temper roaring and shouting. In the street she runs into Tracy and they roar and shout together.
Meanwhile, still distraught over recent events, Sophie Webster decides to take Bethany and Amy to a better place and with the help of Chesney Brown the kids escape.
Sarar, Tracey, Cilla and Sally are all arrested for being bad parents.

Oooh can i be the first guy she sees!!!???

Nasty_Girl

yeah but ya have to listen to her roarin and shoutin like a char woman for at least half an episode.

Pigman II

BolBill wrote:

next she'll have a horrible wort on her chest

that's no way to talk about Ken.

BolBill

Pigman II wrote:

that's no way to talk about Ken.

P.S. Ken Barlow is God.

memphis

irlirishkev wrote:

...shudder :eek:

LMFAO

That was the first thing that came into my mind when I saw her wear those said looking glasses. She should be sacked, she can't act, she looks pathetic, and all she does is squeek and moan. Put her out of her misery, I say, put her out of her misery!

And while at it bring back Tricky Dicky, now he was evil!! But a memorable character all the same.

Ray777

irlirishkev wrote:

Hey I should write for UTV!

But Coronation Street is made by Granada. Surely you'd be better off trying them instead. Unless you want to write Julian Simmons' continuity scripts

d@rk l0rd

Unless you want to write Julian Simmons' continuity scripts

Oh, can I please. Here goes...

"But norrrr on the YouuuTV........."